>All of your computers and related hardware have just disappeared

>>60551799
Shit, there goes my server room.

Cheap craigslist sandyvag computer. It's what I run anyway. Shitty thing would be all my data being dead.

>>60551799
>$500 membership to an internet cafe
>unlimited access for a month with food service

my computer is worth less than 100$
thanks for the upgrade.

>>60551799
raspberry pi 3 model b
~50 bucks to replace everything, 450 more bucks for other things.

>>60551799
I'd buy a gun and kill myself

Depends on the area. In a city you'd probably be able to come up with something half decent in a week or less. I see quality parts on there all the time, but out in the middle of nowhere good fucking luck.

My computer worth only 15$ dollars hahaahaha

I'd be pretty happy. Even if this includes my phone, it'd still be an upgrade.

CPU AMD OC FX6350 @4.6 GHz
Graphics Card MSI R9 280
Storage 120gb Kingston ssd
2tb Toshiba external
Power Supply 800W Inwin (Desert Fox) Bronze cert
Motherboard MSI gd80
RAM Patriot 8GB 1600 MHz RAM
Heatsink Cooler Master 212 EVO heatsink
Software Microsoft Windows 10
Malwarebytes
Libre office 5

>Libre office 5
Boy what a deal!

>>60551799
eh, not that hard, $500 is a lot.

>find some 775 socket mobo for $30
>e6600 is like $50 tops
>stick a 750ti in there ($50-60?)
>8 gb of DDR2 ram is kinda expensive, lets say $50
>$10 case, whatever will do
>decent PSU so it doesn't blow up and kill me, $50
>1TB HDD, $50
>Intellimouse 3.0, $30
>model M, $50-70
>QcK+ or some knockoff, $20
>CRT from the scrapyard, $5-20
>pirating the OS would be a problem with no PC, go to a friends house or something
>whatever headphones will do, $10

still got money left to spare. I dont need much.

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Librebooted thinkpad x220
INSTALL GENTOO.

>>60551799
thinkpad for $200
dumb phone for $5
$10 earphones

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>>60551799
>You now have $500 to find the best thing you can find on Craigslist

>>60552028
What are you gonna do after a month?