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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
https://discord.gg/JttUHDZ

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Useful non referral Gearbest coupons >>60484904
• Anon reviews the Earmax Boom Pro (a V-Moda Boom Pro copy) >>60487491
• Anon reviews the Ganzo G301-b >>60488356 >>60488418 and a 8Bitdo NES30 Pro controller >>60488639
• Anon's charger appears to be defective >>60489530
• Anon buys a little powerbank led lamp >>60489953
• Anon receives a dangerous device >>60495156 >>60495165 https://youtu.be/ZDKQmBWTRnw
• Anon bought a R4 card and doesn't know where to get the firmware for it >>60495716
• Gearbest has a "Ultimate" Fidget Spinner ""Sale"" http://www.gearbest.com/promotion-ultimate-fidget-spinners-special-1285.html

Previous thread >>60484785
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSFbqxgdpIw
Are those amps good?
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>>60498334
please guys this is important
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Alright, I got 4 new packages over the last 2 days so there's some new shit. First two from yesterday.
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>>60499896

Second two.
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First one are my N scale (1:150) figurines and lighted cars, for my layout. Cast next to nothing compared to what you pay for it over here and they're surprisingly well made.
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>>60499872
Or you could just buy a Nobsound

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Nobsound-NS-10G-Mini-TPA3116-Bluetooth-4-0-Digital-Power-Amplifier-Stereo-HiFi-Amp/32791170231.html
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>>60499934

Little detail on the cars.
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>>60499937
is there any option with an RCA input?
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>>60500004
>output
FTFM
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can I buy pants like this on ali?
I tried to search for tearaway pants but couldn't find anything.
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>>60500004
>>60500031
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HIFI-Bluetooth-4-2-Stereo-Audio-Receiver-Box-CSR64215-Digital-Amplifier-Board/32794365816.html
Rate?
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>>60499908

Next up, the second package. Got my Vsonic IEMs, some earplugs and one of them large mouse pads. Lets start with the fun stuff.
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>>60500118

Opted for the coloured version because I intend to use them in the rehearsal room/studio as well. Nice package design, overall.
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>>60500107
do you live in a slapstick comedy?
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>>60500138

Since I had the chance to start using them yesterday I've used them for about 5 hours now already. I've changed around the rubbers, but sadly the foam cones aren't comfortable so I'll need to order different ones. Cable and plug production quality is very good though.

The sound is really good, it's feeling like a good flat response frequency-wise. No big booming bass, and pretty clear highs, nothing muddled. Tonight I'll give them a go in the studio, listen to a few mixes on 'em.

Link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-VSONIC-VSD5-Professional-Noise-isolation-HIFI-Earphones-Earbuds-Headphone/32353172635.html
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why is the shipping so expensive on the orange pi?
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Looking at the final bits, the some earplugs and one of them large mouse pads bit of the package.
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>>60500249
delicate piece of electronics in a box
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>>60500264

Mouse pad is huge, feels good and soft. Will need to use it though, but at first test the mouse moves over properly. It needs to be flattened a bit.
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>>60500272
I get that, the shipping for the chip itself is $2 on top of the $8 which is fair. But then the shipping on the plastic case is $5 over the $2, and on top of that if I get a combo the shipping is $9.
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>>60500264

These fuckers are great, 10 pairs, individually wrapped, and they close off nicely. Perfect for gigs and stuff, to not risk losing the expensive buds.

Link plugs: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10Pcs-Soft-Silicone-Corded-Ear-Plugs-ears-Protector-Reusable-Hearing-Protection-Noise-Reduction-Earplugs-Earmuff/32798426654.html
Link mouse pad: http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_511632.html
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>>60500249
Depends on the store, I guess
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And finally, update on an old order, my outsider chink mints (x36, 3x8 of a type) I planted only last weekend are getting seriously pushy. I won't do weekly updates but if something interesting happens I'll let you know.
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>>60500325
I got some of those a month ago. They're fucking great. I use them to sleep since I have loud ass fans in summer cause Australia with no air-con. Pretty sure they're cheaper on eBay too btw. Were like $1.70 or something.

Super comfy. Blue string thing can be removed too. I'm legit considering trying to make them into IEM tips.
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>>60500249
>>60500317

this way they appear as the first one when sorted by "price ascending", while in reality, it's just that part of the overall price is shown as " shipping fee".

the money you pay is essentially the same, because ali - umfortunately - can't (and I suppose doesn't even want to be able to) order by price & shipping, like ebay.
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where can i buy food from china?
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KZ ZS3 stock/modded measurements if anyone is interested. Feel free to ask questions.

Blue is modded. White is stock.
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>>60500621
Oh and >63hz rolloff is likely an issue with the software.
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Any good USB C cables? I want some spare cables to charge my One Plus 3T
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Any teabros here that've bought matcha from aliexpress that could share their experience?
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I'm the namefag that got the Redmi 4A the other day. I'm happy to report that the battery life is breddy gud with my heavy usage.
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pulled the trigger on this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SEWOR-2015-Men-s-Decent-Business-Mechanical-Wrist-Watch-Leather-Strap-Arabic-Roman-Number-Transparent-Dial/32345688756.html
did I do good?
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>>60500861
Oh, forgot to mention. I also have a major problem with wetting the bed at night and it's starting to cause problems with my family. Is there any chink shit that could help out with this?
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fidget spinner conundrum solved...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpDzYHE_TY4
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Any of you guys know about a decent quality balisong trainer?
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>>60500785
don't buy tea from aliexpress
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>>60500551
>aussie with no ac
how the fuck are you alive
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>>60501009
i understand where the autist meme comes from now
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>>60501009
whats a good spinner to get then?
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>>60500175
no, but those pants would be the first step towards changing that.
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>>60500621
>>60500630
Are you the guy on Head-fi?
I'm waiting for my pair of ZS3, alongside a pair of ZST and ZS5, so I was curious to see if the mod was worth it or not
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>>60501078
Pain and suffering.

>>60501495
Yeah, I am. If you're careful, the mod is fully reversible. All you do is peel off two of the filters and pull out the foam. I had to re-do the measurements once so I know it's not permanent. Give it a go once you get your ZS3's and see if you like them enough. Just use a sewing needle or any other thin sharp pole like object. A toothpick should also work well.

I've got ZST's in the mail too. Will be measuring and modding those when I get them. Probably won't get the ZS5 til they dip in price and are proven to be decent. Images in the KZ thread dont look hugely promising, but impressions seem good.
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>>60501691
Thank m8, I'll give it a go
I'll get replacement filter just in case I fuck something up
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>>60500785

that guy that landed in the hospital lived. So go for it.
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What are you waiting on /csg/?
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>>60501004
Chink rope.
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Will this get me punched, and by who?
http://s.aliexpress.com/2m6ZzAnu
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>>60501845

Not much desu
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>>60501971
It will get your dick sucked by /r/the_donald tbqh
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>>60500107
I found a cheap pair in Wal-Mart once.
Some cheap chink pants can be permanently breakaway very easy
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>>60501987
T_D are the ones pushing traps and boipucci on /pol/ right? Ordering now.
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How do I lock and unlock my ruizu x02
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Can anyone link me to a chink capo for classical guitar?
Maybe some cool picks too
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>>60501845
a couple of things
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>>60502176
>spanish
Which 3rd world country are you in?
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>>60502070
click the space between the m and previous track button 4 times
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>>60502195
chileanfag, just recently discovered how to stop the translations, they're annoying as fuck
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>>60502114
>>60500403

I bought this one, it's decent. But most generic ones are, really.
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>>60501845
>That V-MODA mic knockoff
>another OrangePi Zero
>mSD card along with a charger and 3mts microUSB cable for said Zero
>crappy mSD to usb 3.0 adapter
>$5 Xeon processor to make a keychain
>Asuka Kurashina cosplay
>Rugged case for my RN3P
>T400 ear tips
>Partol LED lights for my car
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>>60501845
Metal Gear Solid poster (pic related)
Sunglasses
Braided USB cables
Camera shoulder neck strap
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>>60501845
just these (picture is from the agent) and a lapel mic
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>>60500621
What's the explanation for those 4 peaks?
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>>60501009
Is he Icelandic? Sounds exactly like Björk in that tv video.
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It took 3 tries to get a magnetic charging cable for my Sony phone that doesn't suck ass.

The previous two cables could only go up to ~0.6 A and the phone only charged by maybe 10% per hour with screen on and navigation running.
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>>60502523
link
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>>60502584
Search for "wsken".

Shit's pretty expensive though
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>>60501845
Not pictured: A 1.60$ or so fidget spinner.
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>>60502336
sauce on the poster
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>>60501845
>seat belt mounted bottle opener
you fucking madman.
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>>60501982
> XL
What a surprise
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>>60501845
3 spinners and a karambit
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>>60501845
please tell me you're not one of those retards who use fake seat belt clips to stop the seatbelt alarm
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>>60502864
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/i-still-feel-them-the-csg-memes-they-still-hurt-like-a-zukshitters-pain/32662611441.html
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probably won't keep time well
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since sharks are dead, what SD cards do I buy now?
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>>60503035
http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_607558.html
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>>60503130
ordinary ones.
the difference to decent chink ones is negligible.
sharks are now nearly double the price they were 1 year ago
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>>60502727
>quotations from Chairman Mao
>DNC cap

brb new orders coming up
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>>60501982
>>60502904
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>>60501056
What would you recommend, if anything?
>>60501747
G-gulp.
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>>60501971
I would hit you for it

6'8 110kg slav here
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Any mousepads recommended?
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>>60503035
You can buy a toy knife with retractable blade, you know..
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>>60503296
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kkmoon-6-900-300-3mm-Large-Size-Plain-Black-Extended-Water-resistant-Anti-slip-Rubber-Speed/32768374646.html
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>>60503334
I was just amused by the photo
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Is banggood trustworthy? I am thinking of getting the oneplus 3t from them as its cheaper (£320) but I dont like the idea of recieving a beat up package.
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What is the phantom power supply that everyone gets for their BM-800s? I just bought a condenser microphone for really cheap at a flea market (actually way cheaper than a BM-800), and I don't want to spend too much on phantom power
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>>60503574
http://www.ebay.com/itm/48V-DC-Phantom-Power-Supply-For-Condenser-Recording-Microphone-US-Power-ED-/132038524415?hash=item1ebe1bfdff:g:DasAAOSwZQRYVtrE
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Can anybody link me us 14/eur 48 size shoes on ali? I cant find any
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anybody here with a Zuk Z2 Pro?
I need to know if the golden-ish frame on the white edition looks really girlish, or if it's passable as a man's phone.
I'm so close to buying one, but the gold-thing kinda irks me, and I don't want to silence the voice of the CIS white male that lives inside of me.
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>>60503173
>>60502904

Chink sizes. This is the last XL shirt I got.
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>>60503656
u can get a case in any color you faglord
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>>60503469
yes they're trustworthy
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>>60503469
Yes.
I got an action cam and the Xiaomi Air 12 from them, no issues at all with packaging. They do they good care when packing electronics.
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>>60503710

I have never owned a case and never will, you cuntshitter.
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>>60501987
BASED!!1!!1! Democrats are the real racists™.
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What are some good Chink DACs/Amps?
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>>60503721
>>60503723
Cool thanks, was a bit concerned about it given everything I have ordered from ali and gearbest always arrived beat to shit, worked fine but packaged like ass.
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>>60503753
So you are a fucking retard, ok
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>>60503972
fiio e10k
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My cheap eadpods have "arrived in destination country" 10 days ago. Should I be worried?
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>>60500785
https://yunnansourcing.com/
This was recommended to me and I recently made a purchase so I'll report when I get it. Suppose to be a well-trusted site. You have to pay for shipping though and it can be expensive. My shipping was $18
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>>60504208
It's probably your postal service being a bunch of lazy shits. Happens to me all the time.
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>>60501845
I'm waiting on 3 teas, a tea set
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>>60504351
>>60501845
god, damn it. Ipressed enter and it posted it. Pic Related is all the other shit I'm waiting on too
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>>60504369
>Men's socks
>not programming socks
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>>60504218
>he fell for the "special chink tea prepared in the special chink way" meme
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>no chink keyboards with british layout
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>>60503972
walnut v2/v2s
zishan z1

both can act as a DAP
both can act as an amp
both can act as a DAC
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>>60503784
Imagine my shock
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>>60504446
cant see why he would?
He ordered chinese tea and an ordinary pot. Its not even a clay one.
>>60504218
golden needle,
wew lad, it hospitalised one anon in the thread already. why would you do this to your body?
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>>60504481
lolita spyder on amazon.
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>>60503259
Come at me
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>>60504481
>british layout
what even is that?
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>>60504655
ISO
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>>60504542
Wrong
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/I-Fell-For-The-Audiophile-Meme/32754896403.html

Is it worth? I plan to get a BT receiver and passing it to this preamp and then to the speakers.
How wrong I am?
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>>60504665
>How wrong I am?
Extremely incredibly wrong.
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>>60504665
Tube amps are garbage and cheap ones are even worse.
Why would you want to wait 20 minutes for warm up
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>>60504481
AULA F2010 is ISO isn't it? That's a common as fuck /csg/ meme.
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>>60504635
is it tenkeyless before i look?
>>60504655
>>60504661
bit more than that. most importantly @ and " are switched and we have a # key to replace shift-3 which is £
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>>60504542
What's the difference between the two ? Can they push HD600s?
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>>60504694
yes it's tenkeyless
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>>60501004
You could always just buy some diapers. It's pretty common for people over 80 to have problems wetting the bed.
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>>60504694
>actually looking at the keyboard when typing
current state of /g/
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>>60504734
you are a spastic
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>>60504734
I'd say very few people here can touch type just like very few people here really use Linux.
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>>60500325
Get a delicates bag and you can wash them in the washing machine for reuse.
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any good chinkshit color calibrators?

US made ones are too pricey
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>>60504685
>>60504690
What options do I have for a cheap preamp?
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Here's a NOT Chink Shit General story for ya'all.

> Older neighbor wants a small Bluetooth Speaker
> Goes to store, buys Music Angel Friendz small portable speaker for $40-ish (local currency)
> Can't figure out how to activate Bluetooth on it, gives up
> Two weeks later neighbor comes hey anon can you help me with my bluetooth speaker
> No button on it to connect to bluetooth
> Look it up on the internets
> It's not a bluetooth speaker
> neighbor can't find the receipt
> neighbor says I'll have to buy another do you want this one

It's small and portable but the sound quality is alright, not exactly great, and it has a lithium battery inside which must be charged. It must be connected with a 3.5mm cable but it can't be powered by it so the speaker has to be charged.

I'm not sure if it's clear from the picture but this thing is really tiny, as in very small. I got it for free but at that price... come on, it's not even Bluetooth. Why even make a "small portable" speaker that isn't?

This is why I order my bluetooth speakers and other technology from chink express...
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>>60499829
Just bought this drone.
How hard did I goof /g/?
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>>60504771
nice blogpost
upboated
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>>60504694
Thats strange, | and ¦ are reversed on all my keyboards, but work as your pic. When did that happen?

I always remember pipe being up in the top left.
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>>60504751
why get a mkb when you cant even type properly?
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>>60504796
>nice blogpost
Thanks
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>>60504810
for using it as a prop for my r/battlestations posts
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>>60504815
it was quality, random stranger
did you at least help your neighbour and bought a chink speaker for him?
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What's the cheapest chink mechanical keyboard with similar font and preferrably old-tech-abs-brown color?

The louder, the deeper, and the harder to press the keys, the better.
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>>60501004
http://s.aliexpress.com/jYVZz6V3
Anyone remember these commercials?
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>>60504654
You look like an anorexic introvert lesbian, can I fucc you?
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>>60504724
>blue switches
fug, guess ill just stick with my GOAT dell rubber dome kbd
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>>60504843
You must be 6'11" to ride
WWTL?
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>>60504734
At night I lose my place and hate feeling for the little nubs on my lolita
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>>60504662
you're wrong and also a faggot

>>60504696
-both are powerful enough for HD600
-both have replaceable op amps
-zishan can play hi res flac and DSD (native i think)
-walnut v2 is limited to .wav (v2s expands this to mp3 & flac as well)
-walnut v2 has a slightly higher build quality, volume pot is much nicer than z1
-z1 can play cue sheets, v2s might be able to but i'm not sure
-walnut has digital volume control when you're using it as a DAC which is v helpful as the amp is extremely powerful
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>>60504751
>I'd say very few people here can touch type
Based on what exactly? It's easy as fuck to learn, and anyone with an ounce of brain power developed the skill when they were in high school or earlier.
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>>60504896
Maybe if you were born in 2001. Back when I was in high school and earlier computers were still a fairly new thing. No one even jumped on the internet bandwagon until I was out of high school.

t. oldfag
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>metal model order is about to hit the states
>autism spinner not even processed yet
>ordered the spinner before the models
Guess I'll just let the transaction run out of processing time and get my money back the easy way. I just wanted to fit in with all the other autists...
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>>60504932
same here, faggot.
I learned it on a typewriter when i was 13/14
stop trying to find ways out of this. Its not hard and just needs a little dedication and discipline for 3-4 months max
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>>60504751
Is easy as fuck, I'm a PC user since 94 aprox and I can type without looking... First thing, seek for the J and F marks to place your fingers, the rest is self-explanatory

>>60504932
You're a newfag, you just have to type everyday and in a couple of months you'll be fully typing without seeing
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>>60504834
Your best bet is to buy a cheap mech kb (motospeed or whatever the latest cheap meme mech is) brown switches are a good middle ground for loudness and actuation force. Then buy an aftermarket keycap set. KBDFans, the seller in your image is probably the best bet on Ali.
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>>60504966
did I ever say I can't touch type? Go spaz up another tree. I'm saying people of a certain age were likely not taught how to type or exposed it at at all because they wouldn't have a computer in the home until late dial-up days/early broadband. God, the 'tism in this board.
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>>60504830
Rule #1 of interacting with normies who are talking about anything tech-related is to shake your head (but only on the inside) and pretend you don't know anything about the subject. It's just not worth the trouble.
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>>60504944
What store did you order from? My autism spinner is also the only thing that hasn't shipped yet, I ordered from "GISIGN Toy Store"
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>>60499829
anyone knows where to buy cheap DDR4 (SO)DIMM RAM modules?
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>>60504932
>Maybe if you were born in 2001
How out of touch are you? And if you were a real oldfag you would have been taught in school on a fucking typewriter like this anon >>60504958
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>>60505108
See
>>60504994
Clearly you weren't taught reading comprehension in your school, just Sperging Out 101.
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Is there any chance we'll see better and cheaper chink e-readers any time soon?
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>>60499955
>>60499934
Where did you order them from? Would love to get a bunch of them myself.
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Fuck fidget spinners. Also this is my first time ordering from DealExtreme in years.
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>>60505155
You're missing the point, you autistic shitlord. You're off by 10 years.
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>>60504884
Fuck, was hoping one would be objectively better than the other, now I really don't which one to get, what's the battery life on them?
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>>60505201
>shitlord
I believe you've taken a wrong turn, friend. Touch type your way to T U M B L R D O T C O M and stay there.
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Guys help me I just shit myself again
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>>60505058
Mombaby toystore I think.
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>>60505213
battery life is great on both, better on the walnut tho

if you can't decide get the walnut v2s, has a couple more features & a 16v power supply rather than 12
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>>60505299
you should go to the doctor, it sounds like something is wrong
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>>60504752

Great advice, thanks anon.

>>60505188

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-100pcs-Painted-Model-Train-People-Figures-Scale-N-1-to-150/32793104686.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-rooms-painted-light-burning-car-model-scale-cable-w-N-1-150/32791229751.html
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Does your country's post office charge any extras for delivery?

here I have to pay $6.2 every time (plus 50% tax if I surpass the $25 yearly franchise) I want something delivered.

Fucking EBIN.
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>>60505632
No but i get taxed around 19% of the declared value if the item is worth more than $26.

Of course the Chinamen fake the declared value on the package but sometimes the postal service is a cheeki cunt and open the packages anyway to check what's inside.
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>>60505632
wtf? where do you live? That's what postage is for.
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>>60505632
60% + 18% for every international purchase over $100, fucking cancer.
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>>60505632
Something like 21% tax + "administrative fees" if they ever manage to notice a package worth over 21 euro. I usually but stuff that's cheaper than that, and the few things that weren't managed to slip through anyway.
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>>60504866
Sorry I'm only 6'10.5", I hope stuffing some tissues in my shoes will do.
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>>60505632
Here registered letters/tracked packages doesn't get delivered to door normally, so yes you have to pay extra money of extra service.

Otherwise same "Vat for orders over 22€" limit if package gets caught at customs as other EU countries have.
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>>60505809

>Here registered letters/tracked packages doesn't get delivered to door normally

Thing is you have to pay post office racket even if you specifically tell them you're picking it up at your nearest customs office (which could be 250km away lol).

And don't even get me started on the tax, you actually have to declare your ordered goods to the IRS through a faulty platform made with JS, pay up the tax and wait a week for customs to approve your payment.

GOD BLESS THE 3RD WORLD.
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>>60505759

how about you stuff my mouth with your man meat bb?
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>Even chink displayport cables are expensive
Why are displayport cables so expensive?
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>>60504654
>frog hat
>15 year old

Yeah just what i expected
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>>60504624
I had an anon on the discord say it was his favorite so far. I thought the anon that got hospitalized said it was because of unrelated allergies.
>>60504446
What meme did I fall for? I plan on preparing it just in the pot.
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>>60505356
Just bought v2s from the CKLewis store, do you know if the earphones they come with are any good?
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>>60501056
>not buying chink medicine off Ali
>Not importing chink leeches to drain all the bad blood
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>>60506319
>the anon that got hospitalized said it was because of unrelated allergies
did that anon also tell you about his slitty eyes?
really makes you thonk, hn?
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>>60499829
>• Anon bought a R4 card and doesn't know where to get the firmware for it >>60495716
I got one for DS Lite from years ago, but that firmware is probably useless.
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whats the chinkshit equivalent to this? not interested in LCD of any kind.
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>>60506498
we have this question every other thread and there is always the same answer; there is none yet, just buy a kindle
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>>60506513
>there is none yet, just buy a Kobo
ftfy. kindle a shit!

but thank you for the answer. it fucking sucks that e-Ink has not been copied by chinks. I hate getting jewed so badly for a 6" screen
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>>60506009
The massive bandwidth they have to deal with, also less popular than HDMI so there made in less quantity.
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>>60506403
not sure, mine didn't come with any. if you like earbuds i can recommend TY Hi-Z 32ohm >>60470785
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>>60504884
They can not be used as DACs, the seller explained this
>>
I'm considering it but I'd probably only wear it around the house, and I've never bought a chink comma.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/beef-ramen/32694309157.html
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>>60500785
dont buy japanese tea from china you dumbass
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>>60507035
post legs
>>
monks or zircons

why
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>>60507127
monks if you have neandertheal ears, zircons if you are a human
>>
Anyone have good experiences with fake nomos watches?
Also does anyone have recommendations on good tea that won't give me cancer?
>>
>>60503702
Are you a woman or a feminine man?
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>>60507196
>wearing fakes
nigger
>fakes of already chink quality watches
double nigger
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>>60503702
I bought a XXL dress shirt, I'm 1.84m and fucking chink sizes are for midgets
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>>60506566
this, kobo is on par with kindle
cheaper and sans a bunch of the drm and file bullshit
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>>60501845
you can wait all eternity for some things
some things just never arrive
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>>60506956
>telling me i havn't been using it as a dac for the last week or so
don't deny my lived experiences cunt

>trusting what the seller tells you instead of doing your own research
aside from whatever technical specifications they get from the manufacturer sellers don't know shit about most of the items they sell

>>60507127
monks if you're a chinstroking audiophile, ty hi-z if u a real nigga or zircons if you're actually black
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>>60506471
slitty eye? IDK, I just saw the one post where he said that the doc said the tea probably didn't cause it. I don't have any allergies so I'm not really scared.
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>>60507340
Retard
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>>60504896
Born in 1994, took maybe a hundred keyboarding classes from 1st to 3rd grade in the computer lab filled with Macintoshes. Never had classes since. Now I don't touch type right, I've just memorized where the keys are but I look down every 40 seconds or so without thinking.

I think I was too young for the classes. Or maybe it was because I didn't even have internet or know what to do with a computer besides play with MSpaint until high school because I was such a meatspaced normalfag. I'm upset I missed out on a golden age of cheese pizza.
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>>60507365
not an argument
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>>60507259
you're just a chestlet.
I am 1.88m and I regularly wear L-XL in western sizes.
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>>60507340
need to do anything special to use it as a DAC? Will probably be doing so when they arrive
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>>60506513
you mean the swindle?
>>
can i get the "i'd like to interject..." pasta shirt from the chinks?
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>>60507441
I wear L-M western size cause I'm skinny-ish... not a chestlet tho, just kinda skinny
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>>60507188
>>60507340
what the fuck does that even mean
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>>60507513
still, the common sense is to buy at least XXL in chink sizing, even if one is smaller than you are
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>>60507508
yes
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>>60507545
Yeah, and it's about finding the perfect fit for you, that may take you 2 shirts heh
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>>60507578
link pls?
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EnjoyPBT review.

I couldn't be happier, the keys are fucking excellent. They sound great, and look very nice. I was worried that I would get chinked but I didn't.
Came in about 18 days, which is fairly quick.
I would definitely recommend.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Enjoypbt-keyboard-mechanical-keyboard-keyboarded-hot-117-keycaps/32694867686.html

Got them for $55 :)
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>>60507453
no, it should just work out of the box. you shouldn't need to install drivers for most DACs as the audio drivers come standard in linux & windows IIRC

havn't got either the z1 or walnut to work on android

>>60507527
zircon betacucks are getting uppity is what it means
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>>60507609
better be excellent for that price. Did you get them on sale?
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>>60507605
got a spoon to feed you?
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>>60507636
They originally cost $85. Actually, they're some of the best caps that you can purchase.

>Did you get them on sale?
Nope. I managed to chink him.
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>>60507656
how?
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>>60507665
by being a nigger
>>
>>60507665
Rather not say, but it was very easy.
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>>60501982
Haha fag
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>>60507230

The latter.
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>>60504771
You should've told him you could get a nice bluetooth speaker for him from the chinks.
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>60507693
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Got socks and a spinner
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And GoPro accessories
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>>60507883

Shit, now they think I'm one of those girly socks-wearing programmers. I like model trains man, not girly outfits.
>>
>>60507904
>not programming socks
>>
How do the vivo xe800 sound so good

I got them for like 15 bucks
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>>60508114
Cuz the Vivo XE-800s have the Vsonic GR07 Bio-cellulose drivers.
>>
>>60507196
I'm interested in fake nomos watches as well. I like their design but I ain't paying over $1000 for a fucking watch.
>>
>>60507196
>>60508340
You are better-off with Chink Homages than fakes, which look cheap and feel cheap.
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is there any way to get past ali cancelling orders and making me send in "documents"?

all I did was try another credit card when one was declined for some reason. my order went through and then was immediately cancelled and now I have to appeal it by sending in pics of my ID or some shit.
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>>60508545
I got this too canceled the order that had an appeal on it before I went any further.

I got past this by placing my order and not making the payment/paying right away. After I placed the order I went back and just paid just using alipay.

Fuck giving this ID shit, ali is the only damn place in my experience that pulls this shit. All I wanted was some chink hemp seeds.
>>
>>60504777
Not at all, it's incredibly practical even though it has a high price tag. I really want one too
>>
>>60506432
Where to cop?
>>
>>60508586
>buy drugs
>is afraid of giving info
like a fucking clock
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>>60501845
>>
>>60505632
If the package has a value of over a 100$ or weights more than 2 kg then it goes trough customs, there you pay a tax that goes around 10% to 30% depending on the type of goods.
Since i tip my mailman he sometimes slip my packages out before they enter the customs office (which is in the same building as the postal office). Feels good man.
>>
>>60509197
but that's like illegal
>>
What current tablet considered good? 10", ~200$, keyboard dock would be nice feature. Is there better than cube iwork10 ultimate or similar stuff from chuwi?
>>
Decent chink replacement keycaps for the ck104? common use keys are perfectly smooth and shiny now, disgusting, same with my g502, my fingers must be like sandpaper
>>
>>60502419
Its just how IEMs are. Look at any IEM FR graph. 99% are going to have peaks like that.

A well tuned one will have less, and less severe ones though.
>>
Any links to legit Meme sharks?
I've been out of the shark game for a couple months.
>>
>>60500664
Remax
UGreen
Aukey
Joyroom
Rock
>>
>>60504542
Any sound difference between the two?
>>
>>60504830
>>60507724
>help your neighbour and bought a chink speaker for him

I did not do this and I never will.

Think about it. We're talking about someone who buys a small speaker without actually checking if it's Bluetooth or not. These are the same knid of older neighbors who disconnect the TV power cord so they can vacuum and call me to help them figure out why their television doesn't work.

Let's say I help them order something on the Internet with their credit card and then they try to do it themselves from stealyourcreditcard.fakechinkexpress.scam and then they accuse me of stealing their credit card information or blame me for getting scammed. It really is better for everyone to tell them to waste their money at a local store and they can generally afford it.
>>
>>60509348
>chuwi
I tell you: Do not buy Chuwi. No. You do not want anything Chuwi. I have the Chuwi tablet. I don't use it. It's shit. The screen is horrible, the CPU is slow and the emmc internal storage is also slow. If you want one for free then you can come to Sweden and pick it up. It's probably not worth paying me for shipping it to you because it's the worst tablet ever. I have it but I don't use it because it's a horrible experience. And the battery life on it is a joke.

In bullet summary:
- Chuwi tablets are the worst tablets
- You do not want to buy one

As for wanting a "keyboard dock", that's really not something worth caring about when you choose a tablet. There's universal keyboard cases. Also, everything these days do OTG so you can get a normal wireless PC keyboard and a small microUSB to USB adapter or simply buy a Bluetooth keyboard. Just grab something good you can use on your PC/phone/tablet.
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>>60507904
Wew sock buddies
>>
How large are chink socks generally? I'm curious because I wear US size 13 shoes and have thick calves and I'm afraid they won't fit on my feet well.
>>
>>60509348
>>60509666
Lemme be a counterpoint: The Chuwi Hi10 is a deeply flawed piece of hardware, but also a great piece of hardware for the price.

he's right, the battery's shit; it's biggest problem is that it charges very slowly. There are a variety of other chinky problems with it that means I would not recommend it to a normie.

If you "want" a transformer tablet with a keyboard dock, the Chuwi Hi10 is a great choice. He's wrong; some people like and want a keyboard dock and that's okay.
>>
please recommend me programming socks?
>>
>>60509822
ignore the question mark....
>>
>>60509666
> There's universal keyboard cases.
Isn't each company uses some kind of proprietary pogo-pins, so you could only use their dock/keyboard solutions?

>>60509791
Sure, I get his point, guess I'll research techtablets more carefully then, thanks for info guys.
>>
>>60509840
Lemme also make it clear that I'm really happy with my hi10, and I'm a Computer Science student so I do need to do more than light web browsing on it. I took a programming final (in Eclipse, a bloated dogshit java IDE) on it and it was sufficiently quick to be tolerable for that.
>>
>>60509769
It's kind of a crap shoot if you're worried look for ones with a sizing chart or any indication of sizes to choose from otherwise assume they Asian sized. I'm 10-11us in shoes and every standard size looking sock that I have tried fits fine. I even got some that were described as Korean mans socks and they were fine. I doubt shoe size really matters
>>
>>60509543
>>60509543
Get this one instead
It is the top Head-fi DAP meme for 2017
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/IQQ-C18-8GB-24bit-192KHz-DSD-Entry-level-High-Fidelity-Music-Player/32800345538.html
>>
>>60509840
Cube
Xiaomeme Air

If you need a 2nd/3rd/4th opinion,
https://techtablets.com/

http://www.bestchinatablets.com/
>>
>>60509895
>3 times the price
lolno
>>
>>60509951
>T. inferior sub-audionigger

Xuelin Masterrace
>>
What are the right orings to buy for MX blue switches?
>>
>>60509983
The ones you get for your dick
>>
>>60495716
I have the same card, I can't remember where I got the firmware but I can send you the files on my SD card? Maybe that's enough to get it to launch?
>>
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When your model is chinese, but you want him to have a western face.
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>>60502336
Sauce on everything. You obviously have good taste!
>>
>>60506473
Thanks, Anon. I bought this for my DS Lite too. I found the link here.
http://www.r4isdhc.com/r4-download/
However, the first time you go to their website, it redirects you to another webpage. You have to refresh t get to the actual site. Sneaky fucking Chinese. The card works wonderfully, by the way.
>>
>>60505091

>>60505091

>>60505091
>>
What switches have a blue tactile feedback but aren't as fucking loud
>>
>>60510586
Rubber domes
>>
>>60499934
What are the figs?
>>
>>60510586
Brown gateron.
>>
>>60510586
just get some dampeners
>>
gearbest has my $550 aud and hasnt shipped my cr-10 printer

and they say they delivered it and thus it's my fault

now I gotta get a chargeback son of a bitch aaaaaaaaa
>>
>>60510647
>gaybeast
serves you right
>>
>>60510692
so fucking mad

I am 200% mad
>>
>>60510705
send a ticket to their customer support

you'll be 300% mad after getting the typical generic "your goods is in the sorry" reply
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>>60501845
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>>60510705
I already did they told me it's my fault for not paying for insurance and not theirs (for not requiring a signature for a $550 item)
>>
>>60510727
hm buying pens is a good idea
>>
>>60510727
why so many pens bro
>>
>>60510785
>>60510779
Because I have autism
>>
>>60510727
>>60510807
I hope you got or will get the Jinhao X450, It's their best. It looks good and writes good, and the nib is aesthetically HUGE.
>>
>>60507401
Its a fact not an argument
>>
Just bought xiaomi pro hd iems. How badly did I fuck up?
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>>60511129
They make broke fast, becouse of picrel.
>>
>>60511129
Pretty shite signature and you bought late into a shit meme
>>
>>60511129
Why not buy good full-size headphones like ISK HP2011?
>>
LowSpecGamer trying out the EXP GDC eGPU dock bought from Banggood with a low powered netbook

https://youtu.be/TH3jDVuHCD8
>>
>>60508114
yeah they're good but the highs are ear piercing at times
>>
>>60511467
The drivers are very capable so you can play with the sound signature audiopleb
>>
Any recommendations on phone VR headsets? I have a rn3 kenzo for reference.
>>
>>60511493
Bobovr
Xiaomeme
HTC Vive
>>
>>60509462
we have reached max level a few months ago
now its just the credits
>>
>>60503241
yunnan sourcing
>>
>>60505632
>Does your country's post office charge any extras for delivery?
If the value is above 10€, I get the privilege of paying a 25€ customs fee + 25% VAT + an extra tax on certain items.
>>
>>60509462
the meme died, they're too expensive now that the meme was spread to reddit.
>>
>>60504426

Never mind the programming socks. 2017 -no Shirt garter.
>>
I lost my MiBand 2 yesterday at the beach.

F

What's the lowest it's been lately? I remember buying it in November for 24€ off GB. Is it even cheaper now?
>>
>>60511944
Surprisingly that's not a bad product idea. I personally wear boxers and them running up is a daily issue.
>>
>>60511974
That's what briefs are for. Been there before myself. Job had me bending over all day. Boxers ride my ass hard.
>briefs
>you're welcome
>>
>>60512003
I did wear those before, just got used to being able to walk around the house in just the underwear without looking like a creep, as some boxers are larger and can totally look like shorts :)
>>
>>60511971
yea, i think the lowest was around 19$
>>
>>60512042
alright cheers. it's like $21 in GB so I just snatched it from there.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>60512122
>>60512122
>>60512122
>>60512122
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>>60502683
>wsken
There seem to be a lot of different ones. Which kind of connector does yours has?
>>
>>60512523
Native Sony magnetic connector.

Can't tell you anything about those magnetic cables that have a separate adapter going into microUSB/USB-C.
>>
>>60510871
I have both the X450 and the X750 already, they were my first two chink pens that I got two years ago
>>
>>60505632
Usually no. I got hit by import tax 2 times but it's really rare and they really have to be in a bad mood that day... It only happend with stuff from ebay tho...
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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