All decent programming languages were made by Europeans: C#

>>60479654

Is America and Asia even trying?

>>60479654
Why is the white house fusing with the kreml?

>>60479678

Because Kotlin > Java.

>>60479654
I see you conveniently left God's programming language off that list.

Let's not forget C and its divinely inspired dialect, HolyC.

Lisp: USA

>>60479689
I didn't even know of kotlin. Never heard of that language before. Now I'm curious. I know what to do when I'm at home.

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>>60479654
>degenerate west can't event distinguish between St. Basili Cathedral and the Kremlin
These are two separate structures, it's like depicting Washington Monument right on top of the White House.

>>60479654
>>60479662
It doesn't matter who creates it. As long as we dominate with it.

>>60479654
>All decent programming languages were made by Europeans
Where's their Google?
LOL. get back to me kid...

>>60479763
That is beyond tacky architecture.

Python - Dutch
Ruby (if you're into that kind of thing) - Japanese

What modern language did the US come up with? Oh right, Javascript.

>>60479817
Sorry, kid. But your little European country isn't as great as the United States.

>but we created this modern programming language!

>*pats it on the back*

Neat stuff, kid.

>>60479817
>What modern language did the US come up with? Oh right, Javascript.

As usual Americans ruin everything when the rest of the world is having fun.

>>60479654

Even the Poojeets created a decent language: Julia.

>>60479654
USA invented the computers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>60479654
Sorry, kid. But your little European country isn't as great as the United States.
>but we created this modern programming language!
>*pats it on the back*
Neat stuff, kid...
>*dialing hot American wife*
Can't wait to fuck you.

>>60479875

Computers were developed independently by both the British and Germans before and during WW2.

As usual Amaricans came in and stole a great idea.

>>60479880
American woman is the best

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>>60479654

The White House is becoming the Russian orthodox church?

>>60479763
What a majestic building, and also looks like it's from a fantasy RPG game.

Lua - brazil

i don't know how those people managed to create a language

>>60479654
>Go
>Assembly

>>60479915

Brazil is 10-15 percent European.

Ocaml, Coq - France

>>60479915
>>60479929

Brazil is more white than Sweden and Germany nowadays.

>>60479936
>Coq

Of course by the cucks who elected Macron.

>>60479880
shitty forced meme

>>60479654
"C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot
of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much
easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if
the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out,
that in itself would be a huge reason to use C."


--Linux Torvald

Seems like all europoors can do is invent Fischer Price tier meme languages, unlike girthy, meaty (like a burger) American languages like C or HolyC.

>>60479915
Neither do I - and I'm a brazilian.

>>60479654
>Compare 1(one) country with literally over 30+ countries

>>60479763
It looks like Abdul Islam turned gay halfway designing these buildings

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>>60479654
But can any of those do this in one line?

Draw.MapleLeaf(0, 0, 100, 100, brightred)

>>60479817
Javascript and Go. Americans are the worst.

>>60480021
Or alternatively
>Compare 1 (one) federation of 50 states with literally 1 (one) union of 28 states.

>>60480103
UK has 4 states and Germany and Swiss have 19+26 states.

>>60479763
People get the capitol building and white house confused all the time

>>60479654
>c#
>typescript
>dart

>decent

>>60479678
That's not kreml that's Tatarchurch in Moscow.

Why did they remove the crosses?

>>60479654
Lua is south american

>>60480999
because mouthbreathers will associate Russia with being a Orthodox Patriarchal society and that having Russian influence over the "gubernment" is a good thing because of it.

>>60479678
Because TIME is grasping at straws

>>60479799
>Where's their Google?
Yandex?

>>60479654
You just named a bunch of shitty languages
>C#
>TypeScrpt
>Haskell
Languages created by microsoft. Haskell is for unemployed people, typescript is just javascript at the botttom. C# has a horrible ecosystem

>C++
Horrible ecosystem and is only used by programmers who can't wrap their head around C or just don't want to.

>Dart
Syntax is shit

>kotlin
>shit syntax, runs in JVM, designed for being used in an IDE (meaning it's designed for literal retards).

>Scala
>Ocaml
These are just okay

The best languages:

C
Go
JavaScript
D
Rust

>>60479799
Qwant

>>60481340
It’s Russian

>>60479880
Hahahahaha hahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhh

I forget sometimes how dumb Americans are

All your shitty meme languages run on interpreters written in C, which is American. The Internet runs on JavaScript, also American.

>>60482295
>being proud of JavaScript

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>>60482295
>JavaScript

>>60482295
>eich
>not german

>>60480037
it was designed by an Italian, whom I think Ivan the Terrible blinded afterwords, so he can't build anything else as majestic, or I maybe thinking of another church...

and the signature onion domes are there to keep the snow from piling up, otherwise all the roofs would just cave in

>>60481823
>He's emotional
Get off this board if you're so offended. I'm not here to make your smelly ass laugh. And take your hahahas somewhere else, little bitch.

>>60481776
>Qwant
You're an actual fool.

>>60481823
You Europeans couldn't be funny if you tried. You use mostly American things in your daily life. Smug without a realization in your tiny brain.

The ignorant American meme is all you Euros have left when you begin to feel inferior.

Take your ass somewhere and sit down before I get annoyed. I'd slam your fucking pants RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.

>>60482953
>an american hell bent on proving how uneuropean he is
niggers shouldn't be allowed to use computers

>>60479654
Crystal is argentinian.
Ada and Rust are from murrica.
Also
>implying Hasklel and Scala are decent instead of the clusterfuck they are

>>60482295
Which is the reasons stuff barely works.
We could have Mass Effect tier computers, but nooo, murrica had to set back technological progress a century.

>>60483099
Ada is French, created under contract with the DoD. Try again.

>>60483318
Was SPARK created in French as well?

>>60481776
Qwant is shit.

>>60482704
From looking at you'd think he blinded him BEFOREHAND

>>60479654
Can anyone tell me the music name in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVYorkjmBBw

>>60479654
Perl: AMERICA

>>60483775
There sure are decent programming languages made in burgerland.
However, Perl is not one of them.

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>Greenland
>php

>>60479714
>Lisp

>>60479954
the documentation is called coqdoc :--DDDdd

>>60480012
made me choke on my grapes

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>>60479886
>they were made by brits and germans during ww2
>us stole it after the war

love this new meme

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>>60479678
Because Donald Trump had two shops of ice cream.

>>60479678
that's the narrative the democrats have chosen to spout through the mass media which is their propaganda arm.

>>60479662

Japan got Ruby (which is better than Python btw)

>>60479654
I'm not even american but
USA: C and Lisp, two of the most influential languages of all time and forefathers of today's high level memes.

>>60479678
dude russia lmao
it was HER TURN

>>60479654

D: Romania

>>60479813
It's actually an adaptation of magical and folk motifs which peasants would normally make in wood, translated into brick and tile.
Also, everything was "tacky" and gaudy past a certain point because of the scarcity of dyes and paints.

>>60486182
They are not decent, though