>"Bill. We have a problem. Our target... he's using

Meanwhile in reality

>take this $20 dollar hooker to offer him a blowjob
>hit him beside the head and take his laptop

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>"Don't worry, Bill. I've got your back."

>>60436216
>beside the head
The fuck would that accomplish?

>>60436216
So what do you do when said person's laptop is designed to encrypt itself when the lid is closed? Like that Silk Road guy.

>>60436216
Meanwhile in reality
>His entire browsing history is decrypted and recorded in the Utah data center, just like every other person in the US
NSA doesn't need to own you to record everything you do, they already get all traffic

>>60436470
>gets startled
>falls off the chair
>hits his head and faints
>???
>profit

>>60436340
>I use Runit.
>*tips*

>>60436690
They waited until he was using it in the library and snuck up on him.

No joking.

>>60437599
I think it was a coffee shop, and the feds staged a fight between a couple of agents posing as customers to create a distraction, then pounced IIRC

>>60437697
>doing anything incriminating in public
>not leeching public WiFi from inside your own vehicle
ISHYGDDT

>>60436216
Why not not his head instead of missing?

I love these threads.