>want to watch tv >gf is sleeping >remember my airpods

>not having the courage to watch loli hentai with full volume on beacuse of gf
cuck.

thanks apple for inventing the headphones
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>60425669
>not watching loli hentai with gf
I pity you

>>60425766
No that's not what I said, thanks for creating true wireless earBUDS that connect to all my Apple devices in a matter of seconds.

>>60425640
>gf
lol

>>60425772
>not having threesome with loli and gf
poor guy

>>60425640
>and walking all over the house while doing so
You have a small house.

>>60425640
>invented computers
>invented phones
>invented music
>invented the black sweater
>invented the ever slimmer and lighter CEO
Dammit I love apple

>>60425927
I was wearing my airpods last week and forgot they were in and actually walked outside and downstairs to get the mail (2nd floor apartment) and it wasn't until I got to the mailbox that they slightly began to have sound drops and I remembered they were in and my phone was back inside. The range on them is truly impressive.

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>>60425640
I bet you were watching gay porn.

>>60425927
And a small TV

>>60425640
Typical Fapplet - thinks listening to TV is cool

>>60426097
HBO documentary actually
>>60426116
55" inches, not huge but not small

>>60425987
hello 9gag

>>60425813
>apple invented wireless earbuds
nope
>apple invented bluetooth
nope.

>>60426144
I never used the word invented, learn to read before replying to me again

>>60426116
what?

>>60425987
actually it's manga
>tfw no takagi who will tease you
end me

>>60426177
> thanks for creating true wireless earBUDS
> implying heavily

learn you read your own posts before you post again.

>>60426289
creating and inventing are far from the same thing you absolute mongoloid. You're getting into a semantics argument that I have no intention of pursuing. Get over it.

>>60425640
>gf
doubtful

So... you are amazed by wireless headphones? So this is the power of Apple.

>>60426347
Most wireless earbuds are absolute shit, Apple's have one of the highest consumer satisfaction ratings of any product they've ever made. They're exceptionally well made and feature rich product.

>>60425640
Apple didn't even invent wireless earbuds. Those things are available and are cheaper than the "air pods"

Also
>>>60425669
>Apple: supporting degenerates since 1984.

>>60426402
nope, people love them just because it's apple. somehow retards think that apple = good audio quality, same with macbooks and iphones. and they're wrong, it's still trash. like wtf, beats were bad headphones but now apple bought them and they became best thing ever.

>>60426402
>>60426811
>Yeah, so turns out Apple actually made some good earbuds this time.
>NOPE
lol /g/

>>60426811
You sound like such a little whiny faggot. I guarantee you've never even laid eyes on them in person, but your word is the end all be all. Fuck off, I have them and they're wonderful.

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>>60425942

>>60427009
>Tever laid eyes on them in person
They're everywhere

>I have them and they're wonderful
and over priced trendy trash.

You could get probably double the quality Headphones for what you paid(if new), I feel bad for you

>>60427559
>You could get probably double the quality Headphones for what you paid
No. Find me earbuds with 1/3 of the features they have. I'll wait.

>>60427009
yeah sure, i hate it because i can't afford it, classic
can't apple cucks actually think of real argument against people who hate apple instead of insta assumptions?

>>60425640
>gf
A penis means it's a dude, OP.

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>>60425640
Thank dog for apple

>>60426322
>Durr hurr baby upseties cus muh itoddler company didn't inventies
Sounds right

>>60427613
Being able to use the locator function on Grindr to find the nearest person with airpods isn't really a feature

>>60427619
I never said that you utter moron

>>60427701
You

>>60427734
Except you did

>>60425640
>apple tv
>airpods
>my
Jesus Christ.

>>60427793
No. I didn't.

>>60427891
>You're just too poor to have one
Can't really deny it when I can quote you

>>60427925
I never said that stop being retarded. I pointed out that you're judging a product you've never used. You're acting like a dumb nigger.

>>60425920
>not having a loli gf

and you're calling that anon a poor guy

>>60427961
and what makes you think i haven't used them? oh right it's basically logic of you all retards "how could someone possibly hate apple product after trying it? I'm using them and i love them reeeeeee"

>>60425640
Sounds comfy

>gf

enjoy your botnet

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>>60428476
anime website

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>>60425640
>applel invents proprietary hardware solution to proprietary software problem
>normies praise applel for this

>>60425640
Fuck, these threads always cause a strong visceral reaction before my body realizes they're bait.

>>60425640
>gf
>>60425669
>>60425772
>>60425920
>believing OP

ok google

>>60425640
>Airpods run out of battery
>Hentai blasts out of the speakers
>Your gf dumps you for Chad

>>60429043
believing everything is bait is the same as /pol/ thinking everyone is a shill, when in reality it just serves to undermine how ridiculously stupid 4chan actually is. 4chan is the lowest common denominator.