>be fat thinkshit user >get mistaken for a terrorist,

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>TSA boots up old Thinkpad
>nothing that resembles Windows or MacOS pops up
>Anon ends up having his drive cloned while his ass is getting violated

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>swallow balloons full of explosive material a la. drug mule style
>have one with electronic remote detonator
>TRY AND STOP ME FEDS.TIFF

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>>60417957
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

Unspoken rule is to to be extremely afraid if any mac user is onboard with his fagbook. Those things have a habit of bursting into flames sometimes explosively violent.

>>60417957
>be MacBook user
>feds proceed to do cavity search since macfags are really good hidding things in the ass

>>60417957
You're not wrong desu. Every time I go to the airport with either my T420 or my Sager, they make me open the laptop and power it on. I assume they think it's a bomb.

>>60418139
or maybe they think you are a chinese cartoon contrabandist

>>60417992
does the body scanner not penetrate skin?

>>60417957
>Fox news
Are you 60+ years old?

>>60418011
>muh chinkpads in space

replaced by superior hp zbooks

>>60418320
I didn't want to be accused of spreading fake news so I didn't use more mainstream outlets.

>>60418216
Nope it just goes through clothes

>>60418416
iPhone and Mac are different companies.

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>>60418390
Can confirm, my dipshit sister came home a few years back with a "free macbook" that had a bulging battery, and asked me to fix it so she could use it.

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>>60418497

>>60417957
>>can't kill anybody because the laptop is so thin you can't fit any explosives in it
A guy fitted enough explosives in his shoe to blow a hole in the plane's skin. Another had explosives in his underpants. They both failed but it was their execution rather than the amount of explosives.
TATP is a bitch.

>>60418490
what's the point then? a metal detector makes more sense.

>>60418497
>iPhone and Mac are different companies.
iPhone and Mac are products of Apple Inc.

>>60419383
>TATP
I googled that thinking it was an airport security acronym. I'm probably on some more lists now.

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Not having travel electronics(normalfag stuff of course). It's like you want a finger in your ass. Just buy a cheap chinkphone and a normal laptop with wangblows so TSA doesnt wanna fuck ya. Your kiddy porn can stay home.

>>60417957
We are being primed. "We told you so give us more "liberties."

I actually saw/overheard TSA looking at a laptop X-ray and saying
>look at that battery compartment. There looks like there should be 4 cells but there are only 3..."
>TFW I've ripped apart laptop batteries that looked like that and just had the controller board in the 4th spot...

I had no idea they actually looked at shit with that level of attempted expertise.

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>>60419461
>he doesn't have extensive manuals on explosives, military tactics, gun fabrication, boobytrapping, concealment, and jamming
how new are you

>>60419461
Using 4chan without a VPN probably puts you on some kinda list bruh. As does using a VPN so wtf can you do? lol