>that guy who pronounces it "squeal" Stop doing

what about squell

I pronounce it squelé

Squirrel

>>60385489
>sequel
no

>>60385528

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>>60385544
>not using the original name

pronunciation; skl

>>60385489
s kyu el

>>60385489
>database

>>60385489
es kys el

What is the point is SQL? What is typically stored in it?

gigglesquee :3 <3 ;)

>>60385489
what about "school"?

>>60385817
You don't typically store things in a language.

An relational database on the other hand stores relational data. This is typically represented as tables where columns = properties and rows = instances. For example, tables "thread" and "post" representing 4chan threads and posts have a relationship, a thread can have many posts, and a post has only one thread.

SQL is just a language specially designed for querying such a database.

>>60385489
esquel

>>60385489
see qwee in the loo

>>60385489
Squirrel.

>>60385572
>Using the name given by some autist who can't understand why people pronounce words the way they're spelled.

Maybe he should have actually called it sequel

Its pronounced 'suck-well'.

>>60385817
Data with associations, like what customer ordered what when and how they paid for it.

SQL is the big industry standard (well, in a bunch of poorly compatible dialects...) to do this, though it might be that more different NoSQL cloud dialects are really displacing it now.

MS SQL = Sequel
MySQL = MY S.Q.L
PostgresSQL = post-gres-q-l (or just say postgres)

source - senior systems engineer 20 years in industry

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>>60386570
I bet you're also the type of retard who spells "ASCII" instead of pronouning it "askee"

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>>60386472
french fag

I guy I used to work with always called it "SQuirreL Server".

skwull

>he calls it "postgray"

>>60387027
You mispelled French™ Fag™

>>60386645
>NoSQL cloud dialects are really displacing it now.

Only when dealing with unstructured data like emails. But the majority of business data is already structured well. SQL is far from being displaced.

>>60385489
>sequel
How about just S Q L

>gooie
I fucking hate that shit.
It's G U I

>>60386367
Are databases written in a standard format that any language can access? Or would you have to convert all of your database data to a different format if you wanted to query it with a different language?

I was also very surprised that it's "redgex", not "reggex".

>>60389190
It's actually pronounced gooey though

I always pronounced each letter, and after I started my current job I realized I must be in the minority. Because everybody there says Sequel Server, or My Sequel, or Orasequel.

>>60385489
I call it SKULL!

YEAH MAN THAT"S METAL!!!

>>60391456
>goeey
Like your butthole after a night on the town, eh?

>>60391813
>tfw talking to someone and you say s.q.l.
>they respond to you and use sequel
FUCK YOU. IF YOU SAID SEQUEL FIRST I WOULD HAVE SAID SEQUEL TOO. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A CUNT ABOUT IT!

>>60390884
not that guy asking but genuinely curious, anyone?

>>60391813
That happened to me at my last job and everybody just looked at me funny, like I had said "G. I. F." instead of "gif"

I'm gonna impose and link my request, since people here might know SQL. I pronounce it "iscool" by the way.

>>>/wsr/314950

>>60393211
Here's what I found: http://www.sqlteam.com/article/an-introduction-to-triggers-part-i
Seems trivial to just do something like

CREATE TRIGGER trigger_nigger
ON Payroll
FOR DELETE
AS
  INSERT INTO Deleted deleted

(where Deleted is your table and deleted is the special keyword)
I have absolutely not tested and this probably won't work but try this out as a starting point. Also, your SQL dialect may vary.

For the second bit, you could try checking if the pay raise is above 5% (using simple arithmetic), make the

inserted

table blank. I have absolutely no idea whether this will work but it sounds like it could.

Also you are a faggot.

>not compromising
I call it sick el

>>60393342

Thanks. W-why am I a f-faggot?

>>60390884
>>60392822
Databases aren't standardised afaik. Normally you use a DBMS (database management software/system) to access your database, and there's no easy way to directly access the internals - I think (though someone can correct me) that the actual data files often use a binary format, for space and efficiency optimisations: storing 500,000 or 50,000,000 records in a sane amount of space and being able to query them efficiently is generally a much greater concern than allowing some curious guy to browse the files in plaintext.

There may or may not be some inter-compatibility between the different SQL dialects, I'm not entirely sure about that.

Of course, for any given database file, you could write a DBMS that accepts queries in anything you like. However, a SQL db will be optimised for querying with SQL queries, and if you want to allow people to query it with, I don't know, javascript a la mongoDB, you're probably going to have to jump through a lot of hoops and the result would be very inefficient (not to mention that the actual queries would need to be very weird to accomodate for the differences between relational and nosql databases). So nobody does that.

TL;DR: no

>>60390884
>Are databases written in a standard format that any language can access

There are extension/libraries made to access a certain db.

So as long a library/extension exists for that certain db in that language, it can access it.

>>60388883
>Only when dealing with unstructured data like emails.
No. Any kind of data. The majority of data "big data" NoSQL DBs host is still structured in some way, it's just not full ACID.

The main issue with SQL is that you can't have very flexible workloads / hardware on SQL like a combination of IT, developers and marketing/analysis may require it.

NoSQL's appeal is mostly that you can throw extra hardware at the problem and then Joe the intern can probably use about ~an equal fraction of processing power and storage as the hardware that you just added to run some analytics like how many customers ordered what on what day... on the "production" database. Rather than a full copy. Without bringing the whole thing to a screeching halt when a query is marginally too taxing or runs too long.

>>60385817

SQL is not a database, but a language for interacting with databases (which are typically referred to by the version of SQL used to interact with them). Specifically, it is for interacting with relational databases. In a relational database, you have tables with related data. Every table has a column with a unique value known as a primary key. That value may appear in the columns of other tables as a reference to the first table.

>SQLi is skwilly

>>60385528
this

>tfw S Q L but literally everyone says sequel

>>60393551
> but literally everyone says sequel
Every decent programmer at my old software shop said S Q L, because that's how you do abbreviations in general.

>>60392822
>>60390884
You just need a library to connect in the language of your choice. MySQL for example, being so popular, has connectors for any language you want.

To take things even further with most big application frameworks they what's called an orm or object relational mapper. This allows you to write code in the framework's orm and then you can swap out the database if needed and you only have to remember the orm syntax.

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I pronounce it Sachiel

>>60392462
I've done this. I'm not really bothered by people saying SQL because it's correct too. They shouldn't be bothered either.

It's pronounced essqueel

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>>60393449
A gigantic faggot

>>60385528
MY squirrel

>>60391456
I'm gonna gooey all over your face, homo.
G U I

How do you pronounce GNU?

1) gaa-new
2) gee-new
3) G N U
4) gaa-new is not unix
5) gee-new is not unix
6) G N U is not unix
7) gaa-enw is not unix is not unix
8) gee-new is not unix is not unix
9) G N U is not unix is not unix

>>60385489
>sequel

get a load of this retard

>>60393939
Guh-New

>>60393939
Either "gnu" (as in the word gnu), or when memeing, "gah-noo"

>>60385489
Ess Qyu Ell. If you want me to pronounce it Sequel, just write it that way.
>"squeal"
Stop doing this or kill yourself.

>>60393939

ñu

>>60393939
new

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>>60394002
>ñu

>>60393967
>>60394002
These.

But G N U is also correct. You can always spell out the individual letters for abbreviations, even if it's uncommon to do for (reverse) acronyms.

>>60394057
It's a backronym, not an acronym, and no one calls it G N U. It's named after the animal, it's even in the logo, and the animal is pronounced GNU (with a hard G), and so is GNOME.

>>60393947
>getting autistic over official pronunciation

kys dumbass

>>60385489
I pronounce it "squirrel"

>>60393939
\ˈgär-bij\

It's clearly "ganoo"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Qftb2O--Y

>>60385817
It lets you pull or post data from a database, using specific queries.

>>60390884
No, they're typically specialized for an intended language. Might get fuzzy involving something like LINQ, which translates C# into SQL code.

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>>60385516
SQUADALA

>>60394002
RMS actually uses that pronunciation when he speaks in spanish.

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>>60395566
FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA POST THIS

>>60385489
>>60385544
>>60385572
>>60386570
It's definitely not "sequel" because IBM had a specific database called Sequel.
http://www-304.ibm.com/partnerworld/gsd/solutiondetails.do?solution=14167&expand=true

It's just "ess-cue-ell" and that's it.

>>60390884
Google ORM

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>>60393939

10) Ganoo Loonix