Ever seen a smart person use Apple? 'cause I sure as hell

>>60353681
I use Apple

>>60353747
Thanks for proving my point

>>60353681
>we forgot to design a proper charge port on our stylish shit
Daily reminder to stay away from apple products

Normies use Apple

>>60353681
>I sure as hell haven't.
FTFY
t. Apple user

>>60354074
charge lasts 6 months you retard. and it charges to 80% in 20 minutes.

hidden port means you'll never have to look at it or touch it when you use the mouse.

it's only an issue to retarded poor Pajeets such as yourself who can't afford a Mac so they hate on things they can't have.

stay mad, stay poor and most importantly, stay stupid.

>>60354149
>eternal damage control
>t. good customer

>>60354149
>who can't afford a Mac
I've never seen a Mac user in a Ferrari either

>>60354243
exactly, apple makes fake status goods, things that lower middle class and middle class people buy in order to make them appear more affluent than they are. Truly rich people do not actually only buy apple computers, they can afford better.

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Really made me think, OP

>tfw Hackintosh

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>>60354149
>you'll never have to look at it or touch it when you use the mouse.

I never have to see or touch the port on my mouse either.

Yet I can magically keep using it when it charges.

>>60354353
>what are sponsors?

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>>60353681

>having a smartphone

>>60356283
Where did OP say anything about cellphones?

>>60354777
Magic Mouse is a lot flatter. Can't put a port in the front.

It's really a non-issue.. except to retarded trolls.

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>>60356357
>Magic Mouse
>Magic

>>60353681
>>60353747
>>60353798
/thread

>>60353681
>using apple mouse
>when better brands are available

>>60354346
>Truly rich people do not actually only buy apple computers, they can afford better
they do

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>>60354149
>>60356357
Why are you defending this obvious flaw in design? Is it so unbearable to think that Apple could ever make anything wrong?

It's a company that tries to make as much money as they can. They aren't your personal friend. If you wouldn't give them money they wouldn't give a fuck if you thought their products are good-looking. By being a mindless fangirl it's not you who is winning, it's Apple.

>>60354140
btfo

Ever seen a poor person use Apple? 'cause Isure as hell didn't. Makes you think, huh?

>>60359752

Yes, all the time.

>>60359776
t. Ponzi

>>60359776
This

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>>60359752
Yes

>>60359752
I've known a homeless girl living in a shelter who had the newest Iphone; so yes.

Ever seen senior engineers making over $200k/yr use Apple? I do every day. Makes you think huh?

>>60359752

Polls have shown that iPhone users take out loans to replace their phone with a newer one much more than Android users do.

>>60354149
hello pajeet

>>60360574
dumbest post i've seen today

>>60354810
> not understanding how sponsorship works.

Apple hasn't sponsored much of anything... ever.

JPL used to buy mostly Sun until the Oracle happening, now they're mostly an Apple shop, because they're a bunch of MIT and CalTech fucks who had Apples handed to them through scholarships.

>>60354108
This.

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>>60356357
Is it flatter than Iphone?

>>60359752
Actually yes. I know some poor dumbfags living wit their parents that went into debts just to get an Iphone

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chequem8

>>60353681
The only relatively intelligent people I've seen to use iphones are businessmen. I guess they think they save time (which is true, compared to a samshit full of bloatware...)
The rest of their userbase is just fans and dumb girls

When will this Reddit/Facebook joke end?

120 seconds charging gives it 9 hours battery life. Are you that fucking stupid that you think you'll be sitting there for hours for it to charge? A full charge lasts 1 month, charge it every 2 weeks at night and you'll never lose 120 precious seconds again. Why is everyone here so fucking dense?

>>60354149
>stay mad, stay poor and most importantly, stay stupid
That would do really well as the Apple slogan

>install windows 7 on intel 270 chipset mobo
>usb doesn't work
>install using optical drive
>usb still doesn't work
>only have usb wifi adapter
>connect pc to mac mini
>setup mac mini to share internet
>works
>download drivers to make usb work on mobo for windows 7
there's no point in hating apple just because you're too autistic to like anything but what you've already got. you're not even a real techie if you don't at least have an apple alongside a regular windows machine

>>60363247
but does it have programmable buttons?

>>60363292

No. It has Apple's own gestures and also, the ability for a much wider range of gestures bound to different actions. Better than programmable buttons.

http://magicprefs.com/

>>60363308
does it do my own macros?

>>60359752
>Ever seen a poor person use Apple?

Actually yes, on a regular basis.

>>60363503

Yes. The headlining feature of the application though is of course the mouse and trackpad stuff but yeah, custom macros can be created.

>>60360549

Wasn't there also a study that 90 or 95% of all apple products sold were the cheapest versions of each one?

MacBooks are really common with developers. You get a unix-like OS and... passable hardware.

As for iPhones, they seem to mostly be popular with young girls or non-technical people. I guess it's easier to think "I'll get THE iPhone" rather than "which Android phone [of hundreds] should I get".

>>60363158
THIS

>>60363272
>you're not even a real techie if you don't at least have an apple alongside a regular windows machine
I am not one of the brainwashed anti-Apple people, but I just want to say that you sound like a Windows shill here.

>>60363691

>As for iPhones, they seem to mostly be popular with young girls or non-technical people.

https://www.macrumors.com/2017/03/22/iphone-most-popular-smartphone-2016/

If you went outside you'd see that everyone has them. Everyone. There is no 'type' of iPhone user. When will this 'tech' board learn this simple fact that's been apparent for like 5 years now?

>>60363803
>t. iTodder subhuman

>>60363734
you sound like the type of person who would clutch their purse or man-purse if they saw a black person near them or cross the street to avoid walking by them

>>60363803
I do go outside, what I said was anecdotal and based on what I've seen. Everyone in my family uses android phones. Many girls in high school had iPhones, a few had the latest Samsung phone, which is honestly not a ton different since they probably didn't consider any of the competition.

I added the non-technical bit mostly because a lot of celebrities seem to have iPhones, such as Anthony Fantano (his latest tweet said it was posted from his iPhone).

Mostly women and hipsters.

>>60363827

Oh look, the resident assmad pajeet Microsoft ambassador showed up. Cry more with your faggot poverty Nokia Ashit 305 or whatever you street shitters use.

>>60363830

In the UK, across all the places I've been to there's an almost 50/50 split of iPhone and Android among everyone, including young girls.Hot ones, ugly ones, there's no difference, iPhones are used by all of them, and all other people of all ages and types. Generally nobody gives a shit, the people themselves just stick with the device because, well, it works for them. If it didn't they wouldn't be using it. Celebs have iPhones because, well I don't really know how to answer that. I suppose a lot have Android devices too.

>>60363836

Ironically, YOU are the hipster now.

>>60363875
>In the UK, across all the places I've been to there's an almost 50/50 split of iPhone and Android among everyone
Ah, okay. I'm in the US, by the way. It could be a bit different.

>>60363875
>If it didn't they wouldn't be using it

You seriously underestimate goys.

>>60363803
>If you went outside you'd see that everyone has them. Everyone. There is no 'type' of iPhone user.
That doesn't mean it's gud. Apple is tech for people who can't nor want into tech

>>60363959

You seriously think you're a genius and everyone else is a 45 IQ drooling retard. iPhones really do, for the average person, just werk.

>>60364044
except they're not meant to last. they might work well for a year but for the average person they'll fall apart past that

>>60364064

>might work well for a year but for the average person they'll fall apart past that

What does that even mean? I've been using iPhones caseless since the 4. I don't notice my devices disintegrating.

I'm fine with these apple hate thread as long as none of you are winfags.
You aren't right?

>>60353681
They did it that way to force you to use it wireless. Otherwise, people would use it wired which offends Apple.

>>60364163
Nah, just a macfag

>>60359752
Pretty much everybody I know with an apple pone actually

>Makes you think, huh?
Not really. Half my professors are macfags, the other half uses thinkpads. And they're all pretty intelligent. Both brands make good laptops for people who don't care how expensive their tools are.

>>60354149
>charges to 80% in 20 minutes

“Magic Mouse 2 is said to charge up for 9 hours of use in about 2 minutes and about a month’s worth of use in just a couple hours.”

>>60354149
>b-but it lasts long
Not an excuse for such a flaw, how much a charge lasts doesn't mean that it's absolutely impossible for it to interrupt you mid work.

>muh poorfag
Thinking that being wasteful with your money only shows that you're a poorfag trying to seem rich. At least make sure that you're buying something proper when you are spending that much for a fucking mouse.

My gender studies proffesor is much smarter than any one of you and she uses apple products.
/G/ BTFO

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Everyone seem to like to criticise this design but i've never see anyone posting a solution to this "problem".

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>>60363158
Yes it is, and it won't look as good with the port on the front.

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>>60365211
>it won't look as good
Priorities.

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>>60365211
Maybe they could something similar to the iPhone sim card tray.

>>60364064
I've had 4 different iPhones since the iPhone 4. My wife has had two. My coworkers all have them at my current job, we all had them at my previous job. Not a single one ever fell apart in any way. The only thing I remember is one of my previous coworkers had an issue with his 5 where the button stopped working and it was replaced under warranty.

>>60364927

>Not an excuse for such a flaw

Its not a flaw because it does not hinder functionality under any circumstances. You're a fucking dumb cunt who still can't understand that this is quick charging mouse.

>>60365211
>it won't look as good
The root cause

>>60363803
Hey Burger.
There are people who live outside cuckmerica as well. Of course a country with 45% apple marketshare will have lots of iphone users.
You fuckers even still use sms on a daily basis.

>>60366829

I'm from the UK. No one cares what Derkajeetstan's phone usage statistics are. Only western Europe and America matter in the world. Enjoy your Nokia Asha and Android 2.3 phones.

>>60366874
Halts maul. Ich bin kein Drittweltler.

>>60354149
If Apple had any decent engineers they would have thrown a wireless charger and charged for the charger dock.

It isn't just poor design, especially because the bottom of the mouse is where all the dust and dirt is, but it's an ugly design. It's look like some cheap chink design and not something from a billion dollar company.

Jobs would have never let that ship. Your Apple now is just for stupid fags with credit cards and art students to put grey filters on everything.

>>60366970

Everything in your post is dumb as fuck and I don't even want to begin addressing it all but

>Jobs would have never let that ship.
>Magic Mouse 1: 2009
>Jobs Suddoku: 2011

Fucking neck yourself you clueless retard. Wireless pad to charge a mouse, what kinda dumb fuck idea is that? You've clearly never seen or used the mouse in person, so just refrain from talking about it and learn to get your dates right before shitposting.

I'm hearing more Jobs praise than ever on /g/. Before he was a retard, now he's a saint who did no wrong. People here will trip over their contradictions to try and say shit about Apple.

>>60353681
what a garbage ass mouse. Who would have thought was a good idea to put the fucking charger under the mouse so you can't use the mouse at all?

>>60353681
Not outside of music production, but even now that's changing.

>>60366105
>its not a flaw to render your mouse unusable

>>60367196

Oh god here we fucking go again.

>>60367225

>I refuse to even charge my mouse once every 2 weeks at night
>I must run down my battery completely
>I cannot stand the idea of waiting 120 seconds to obtain a 9 hour battery life

Please kill yourself you tech illiterate gaymur moron.

>>60367278
You're literally defending a mouse with a huge glaring flaw that no other wireless mouse has to go through ever

My wireless mouse has the charging port on the front so I can actually use it when its charging. This apple mouse did everything the competitors did except fuck up the ergonomics part.

>just suck up the downtime
No I don't have to suck up any downtime because my mouse isn't garbage

>>60367180
Alrighty spaz calm the fuck down. Why you've got a such a faggot boner for apple I don't know.

Jobs was a piece of shit but he made sure shit didn't look like trash and worked before release.

>jobs died 2011
Magic Mouse 2 came out in 2015 retard. The first MM was AA powered.

I don't like or care for Apple but their aesthetic is easy as fuck to follow since it's for cock goblins like you and a wireless charger would have left the thing without any ports at all and would be discreet and cost an arm and a leg.

Literally one of the most retarded things I've ever heard on /g/. If you're gonna be wrong, don't yell it out for everyone to hear you fucking spaz.

The design is shit.
Apple is shit,
And you're shit.

>>60354353
Nasa is doomed. But that's hardly news to anyone who had to deal with that diversity cesspit in the last 10 years.

>>60367301

>120 seconds
>downtime
>on a mouse

You want them to totally change their design to accommodate something which will give a minuscule piece of convenience, saving you 120 seconds a month if you don't charge it at night every 2 weeks? Change their whole design for that? Are you that fucking dumb?


>>60367325

>but he made sure shit didn't look like trash and worked before release.

Were you in diapers when the iPhone 4 came out or something? Holy shit, please, keep saying dumb, these gems will be nice to look at in the archives. You act like Apple plans what they're going to do for 1 week ahead. Jobs already approved what Apple's doing for the next 10 years at least. Certainly everything that is currently out was overseen by him. You wouldn't know any of this though because as you've proven you're a dumb clueless cunt.

Yeah, Apple is shit. So shit they have the highest satisfaction rating of any tech company, a market cap of over $800 billion and are absolute juggernauts in the tech industry and they're not even done yet.

The people who peddle gaymur cringeware to you go home to Apple computers and iPhones and iPads. The execs announcing shit at Microshaft events go home to a house full of Apple products. You'd have to be dumb to think they use what they market to you. Its an act, they'd never use what they're selling you. Apple are the only company that love what they make and use it above anything else. Everyone knows this.

Enjoy being poor and never experiencing a glorious product ecosystem and a desktop OS that works for you rather than the other way round.

>>60367625
0 downtime is better than ANY downtime. But apparently you're shilling so hard for this piece of shit that can't charge and be used at the same time.

>>60367646

>I care so much about MUH 120 SECONDS OF NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE
>at the same time, I can't be bothered to plug in a mouse overnight ONCE every 2-3 weeks to ensure my battery never goes flat

No, you don't care about 'downtime' you dumb fuck.

>>60367646

>can't charge and be used at the same time

2 minutes gives 9 hours charge, what the fuck else do you want?

>>60367685
>you don't care about downtime
Actually I do. You see I cared about downtime so much that I simply bought a mouse that suffered ZERO downtime as opposed to a mouse that couldn't be used while charging.

But then again maybe people like you don't value productivity and downtime and like to spend your time shilling on 4chan for a "magic mouse" whose unbelievable feature is magically being so fucking useless

>>60367301
>My wireless mouse has the charging port on the front so I can actually use it when its charging. This apple mouse did everything the competitors did except fuck up the ergonomics part.

Does your wireless mouse have a multi-touch surface?

>>60367719
>what else do you want
how about a mouse I can use while its charging so I don't have to wait any time at all to use it when I want to.

>>60367731
>implying non-physical buttons are superior to real buttons
I don't want a touch screen gimmick on my mouse. I want a mouse that doesn't induce carpal tunnel and actually has real buttons.

Its like those garbage touch screens they keep putting into cars, total fucking gimmick when phyiscal buttons are way superior

>>60367736
>2min

You are shitposting on 4chan. You have no idea what productivity is. Losing 2min of work time would mean nothing to you. Hell I bet 2 days wouldn't either you fucking loser.

>>60367779
>2 minutes
how about zero minutes because according to you waiting is better than not waiting

Then again I wouldn't know how much I'd get paid to shill over a mouse with a huge flaw like this.

>>60362273
>Apple hasn't sponsored much of anything... ever.

HAHAHAHAHA

Pretty much every celebrity gets free Apple products.
It is their core advertisement tactic.

>>60367779
>can't retort
>ITS 2 MINUTES WHAT DO YOU NEED 2 HOURS FOR. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT 2 DAYS!
>just buy the mouse you fucking loser

productivity is not losing time to stupid shit like a mouse that CANT BE USED WHILE CHARGING

>>60367721

Your act has gotten stale. You're pretending to care about maximum uptime, yet you can't charge a mouse once every 2-3 weeks. Not only that, you're unwilling to wait 120 SECONDS for a 9 hour charge because you're too dumb to remember to charge shit. You realize you're making yourself look very, very retarded right? You're trying your hardest to look for real life problems in use but there just aren't any.

120 SECONDS = 9 HOURS

Do I need to say this 3 times for you to understand? Clearly you think this takes 6 hours to charge. Ok, let me say it one more time.

120 SECONDS GIVES YOU NINE HOURS CHARGE until you can plug it in on a break or something, not that you're even employed. This place really has gotten dumber than fucking YouTube comments. How do you even operate a computer? I don't know how someone can be so retarded yet somehow manage to navigate to 4chan and make a post.

>>60362273
>Apple hasn't sponsored much of anything
hurr durr

>what is LLVM/clang
>what is FreeBSD

>>60367817
>your act has gotten stale
your shilling has gotten stale
>you pretend to care about maximum uptime
except I do because I spend zero time waiting for a charge.

>unwilling to wait 120 seconds
take the path of least resistance, don't have to wait 120 seconds for ANYTHING with my mouse and just start using it the moment I want to. The machine is my tool and I don't bend to the demands of my machine.

>you look really retarded
how is it retarded for not wanting to wait minutes for a mouse to charge when I can just plug in my mouse and use it right away?

>do I need to shill any harder
you're literally shilling for something that is OBJECTIVELY WORSE.

0 seconds waiting to charge > 120 seconds waiting to charge.

>it gives you 9 hours charge!
I don't have to wait any time at all to use my mouse. You seem to be very humble about having to wait though

>>60367817
>you're fucking dumb for not wanting to wait minutes for your mouse to charge
>mice that you can use while charging? thats retarded

literally you. I think you're just mad that you're still here waiting for your mouse to charge while mine is perfectly usable the moment I touch it.

>>60367685
>MUH 120 SECONDS OF NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE

Forced Windows 10 updates are also a huge nuisance to many.
All you Apple fanboys laugh at Windows users for that fuck-up.

And there is no reason for this shit, not even "aesthetics".
Failing everything else Apple could have just created a proprietary connector - anything better than that.

>>60367817
>your mouse that you can use while charging it is absolutely garbage
>you should wait 2 minutes for this mouse to charge because thats so much better
Nah. No waiting is better than waiting.

When you go grocery shopping and go up to the registers, do you purposely wait in the LONGER line than the shorter line?

>>60367779
Applecuck.

>>60367867
>>60367880

>I am actually admitting that I can't do an overnight charge, ONCE every TWO TO THREE WEEKS

Are you both mentally retarded in the literal sense?

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>>60354149
>stay mad, stay poor and most importantly, stay stupid.

>>60367817
>so mad

lol

>>60367901

How autistic are you and what kind of bullshit analogy is that? Its a large fucking multi-touch glass surface with a very low profile and a very rapid charge. People buy it because its a fucking gesture mouse that works well with macOS, not because of the way it charges. You not only missed the point completely, but you fucked up the point too. This whole board has gotten considerably dumber over the past couple years especially, like an exponential increase in dumb shit ever since I first came here.

Apple hating spergs are truly the dumbest of the dumb on this board and by extension, 4chan.

>>60367767
Then this mouse isn't for you. Move along and stop complaining.
I personally only buy products after seeing reviews and was fully aware of the charging method and still bought it because i don't see a problem in this >>60367278

>>60367767
>touch screens they keep putting into cars

I am genuinely worried this will become the future.

How many accidents will there be because people can no longer operate their radio while keeping their eyes on the road?

- Thanks, Apple.

>>60367928
>I'm actually so retarded that I would prefer to stand in line longer than go to the line that is shorter

The fact is I shouldn't have to accomodate for any of this shit under any circumstance

>>60368008
>this bullshit analogy
I don't care that you want to wait longer to use your tools. I don't and I pick a mouse that works anytime I want it and I'm not hampered by arbitrary shitty design ergonomics

How much do you get paid to shill for this magic mouse?

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>>60354346
What i see is that women and faggityfags go to apple da way they go to subaroos vulvos pink razors and hillary. Its a safe placefor them free of mansplainers

>>60365138
Put the fucking port on the front? Are you really this dense?

>>60354243
Pretty sure you just don't really know anyone who drives a Ferrari.

>here you go johnny
>answer this one question final exam
>How long should you ever have to wait for your mouse to be usable at any given time
>0 seconds
>or 2 minutes
>umm
>UMM
>UMMMMMMMM

>>60365138
see
>>60354777

wow, that was hard.

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>>60354353
NASA uses macs for messaging only.

>your mouse that has zero downtime is worse than my mouse that I have to wait to charge

>>60363262
Now that's fucking funny.

>>60368087
They're still putting buttons on the wheel, and you can use Siri to do anything, so it's even better because your hands never need to leave the wheel.

>>60363623
Isn't the only difference usually storage though?

>>60367837
Wrong, wrong, and wrong.
Try again buddy.

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>>60368179
I only knew one guy and he had a Vertu

he was a complete fraud though.

>>60363828
Close, I'd clutch my nose shut and walk faster

>>60360333
this basically
nobody in the tech sector runs their business on windows PCs

>>60366105
>does not hinder functionality
>can't continue using it if the battery runs out while working
>a billion dollar companies fucking the position of a port is okay
Kill yourself

>>60369152
>companies
Company*

>>60365211
>and it won't look as good
That's your problem there buddy. You pay thrice the price for a retarded product that just "looks good".
I prefer my hardware to be functional.

>>60353681
Literally NASA

>Medical engineering production company
>Haven't seen a Mac since I've started here

Yeh I'm studying stochastic calculus in the most prestigious Master in the country, and all teachers use macs

>>60354149
and yet every broke ass college student has one
given the huge refurbished market on top of that
every one can afford one

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>>60353681
Apple's making billions while you're still mad in your mom's basement

>>60354243
actually there was an interesting post from a Porsche dealership sales guy. he asked his manager why they don't support android auto on their cars since android has a greater percentage of marketshare. the manager responded by saying even though that is true, the percentage of Porsche owners who use androids is considerably less compared to iPhones and as such, they only support CarPlay.

>>60363247
when I'm asleep _everything_ is turned off
besides the fridge

>>60360596
hello pajeet

>>60370337
Did they ever stop to think maybe because they only support carplay android users don't bother buying their garbage cars?

I mean when I go and buy a car, given how many there are on the market things like 'can I use my phone with it' actually help me shave off some of my choices, why would I buy a car that I can't make full use of?