>New job >Get a 4000 euro workstation laptop(HP ZBOOK 15

>>60329033
Install gentoo

>>60329033
You should quit immediately.

>>60329033
it subsides the cost

>>60329033
just format it and reinstall whatever operating system you need for your job.

i bet you dont need all that bloatware shit for your job or do you

>>60330812
lol if his Company is worth a shit once he does that the network won't allow him on it.

>>60329033
you didn't think they want to give you a decent experience, did you?

>>60330921
Mein nigger.

>>60330921
why not? just reconfigure the vpn and hes all set

>>60329033
>new job
>get a nice macbook pro 15 inches with radeon pro 460
>tfw can work and waste some free time on manchildren stuff

I never knew playing games could be fun with something that can actually play them.

>>60331053
802.1x certificate

>>60329033
Macbook Pro doesn't have this problem.

make an image of it and install whatever you need. when you have to return it, put the original shit back

>new job
>get no laptop
>boss calls me I'm already 20 minutes late for a meeting
>tell him never got an invite
>he sent me an invite to my laptop (whatever that means)
>arrive late at meeting with pen and paper
>don't get invited to meetings for a month
>have to ask colleague to pass me notes

>>60329033
Check for keyloggers:

HP laptops covertly log user keystrokes, researchers warn

https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/05/hp-laptops-covert-log-every-keystroke-researchers-warn/

>he doesn't have a vanilla oem pre-activated install source

cool laptop thou

>have ancient workstations at work
>everybody complaining
>bean counters finally agree to upgrade workstations
>quad core, 3.2Ghz, recent-gen i5s
>8GB RAM
>excited to be able to actually work
>...
>148 processes at start up
>idling at 7.3GB RAM
>CPU bounces between 0 and 40% when looking at the desktop
>Mcafee scans every time there's a write to the disk, so disk usage at nearly 100% constantly

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>>60333577
>>8GB RAM
WTF! You can do nothing with that.