>"ayy anon welcome to my man cave bro" >"check

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>>60303183
>He may be a nerd, but is he FREE?

I have no disdain for this imaginary character.

You pretty much posted me, OP. The trick is to hit the gym.

>>60303183
>he sure is!
>get down on the knees and start sucking his dick

>>60303257
Gnu/gym

You made me split my coffee good post anon

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>>60303183
Is r9k raiding /g/ today?

Is this your gay boyfriend fantasy op?

>>60303183
Looks like Justin Theroux but not as handsome

>>60303183
>corelet

Most likely a manlet and dicklet too.

I cannot feel threatened I will just swoop over him and

>Stacey, your dick has Ryzen

xD

>>60304788
Wait, Stacey has a dick?

>>60304390
i see literally no difference

>bro
>babe
where am I?

>>60305710

/R9K/ is where /g/ let's it's hair down.

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>"don't mind the mess"
>"don't touch my custom mechanical keyboard, I'm working on something [rice]important[/rice]"
>"REEE knock before you come in the basement momMM"
>"I brought some pizza rolls for you and your friend"

>>60305184
Yes.

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>>60306033
>10 minutes after getting home.

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when the gf doesn't serve monster energy

>>60303183
>implying chads care about computers
hell, most of them don't even have laptops nowadays, they just use their phones and watch netflix through their xbones

>>60306033
story of my life

>>60303257
muscles are bloat and would clash with my minimalist ganoo loonigs setup

I have no problem with Chad and Stacey, really.
They even seem to be nice people.

>>60306228
Stacey is the mother.

>man cave
the idea that men only have one room in their house where they can be a man is just cucked to begin with

>>60306033

Mechanical keyboard? Looks like a G15 to me.

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>>60303183
I'd hang with Chad. Stacey has to go though.

>>60303183

the only thing that puts me off is calling it "man cave". rest sounds pretty sweet. iced tea is pretty cool, i'd be down.