Ok I'm at my first day of work as a Jr software engineer,

call them jews for not using gentoo

Try to call fewer than 5 people a nigger

>>60277761
Don't misgender the HR person

>>60277761
Suck their dicks.

Save your ramblings about the international Jewish conspiracy for your coworkers, not HR

>>60277827
Absolutely do not do this, ever. Not only will you immediately lose your job but you can potentially face legal action against you.

>>60277781
don't use gender pronouns at all, they're offensive to the gender fluid

Thanks for the advice guys, turns out its 3 days of power points before I actually start working