I lied on my resume and said that I have a good grasp of Python.

>>60270631
Drink bleach. Faggots like you are the reason I waste so much time in interviews.

We all laugh at you after getting off the phone.

You can't convince anyone who knows anything about python that you have a good grasp if you don't.

The syntax of python is dead easy, obviously, but the pythonic way of approaching problems only comes from experience

>>60270631
Manager here. You're fucked, I deal with idiots like you everyday. We aren't going to fire you though, we usually just wait until you fail to do your job properly, then we sue you for lying on your resume and causing damages to the company.

Get fucked nigger.

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You fucking cyberniggers I know I'm fucked just give me a way to minimize the damage. I'm asking how I can become as proficient as possible in 2 weeks.

Take note: OP is the reason why the majority of comp sci applicants can't solve FizzBuzz.

>>60270631
Hey faggot, my adopted brother and I deal with faggots like you daily. You're fucked.

>>60270705
> liar here
> lying

>>60270631
Python is so simple and stupid you might be able to learn some things in 2 weeks.

I was told to read the book bytes of python for school, you can easily find it on Google.

>>60270631
Do you already have experience with other languages? If you do I don't really see the problem since you have two weeks to learn

>>60270705
>suing a penniless idiot
>things that companies do

do you know any other programming language? if its data analysis that you are going to be doing I recommend:

python for data science

>>60270720
literally just write a bunch of python

>>60270755
>>60270765
>>60270798
I know the basics, and I've dabbled with tkinter. I'm also about 150 pages into C++ Primer.

Thanks for the advice.

>>60270732
I know how to fizzbuzz. Also I'm not a comp sci major, I double majored in Econ and Math.

>>60270807
Not very easy when I only know the basics.
>>60270710
Is this serious or another gay gentoo-type meme?

>>60270705
good one friend :^)

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>>60270631
>not look like a complete moron

That's impossible

>>60270732
What the fuck is this fizzbuzz meme? I'm the average student in CS and I can at least handle data structures and do recursive programs with memoized/dynamic solutions.

I'm not trying to brag since that isn't worth bragging about - but isn't a loop and three conditionals intro to C level bullshit?

>>60270918
https://blog.codinghorror.com/why-cant-programmers-program/

>>60270946
>This article
>What's the number after "F" in hexadecimal
Holy shit lmao, I refuse to believe people fall for this

>>60270971
It's a case of a bunch of people lying on their resumes to get into a job, like OP

>>60270631
Go through Dive Into Python 3. It's free and is absolutely a top-tier programming book.

what would you even do as a day to day thing aas a programmer in a job?

>>60270705
Law student here, you want to know how I know you're full of shit?

>>60270631
>cant even git gud at python
kys

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>>60270631
What are you doing with it?

If it's webdev shit then I guess code a shitty 4chan clone in Django or something

>>60270631
Give it back, pajeet

I didn't even put python on my resume but I write it at work now. If you know paradigms then languages are just a toolm

>>60270631
How did you get the job then? Weren't you asked any Python questions?

>>60270876
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>60270631

What's the job, how will you be uaing python?

>>60271293
Go on.. Tell us from your third semester..

>>60270705
>sue for lying on resume
kek ameritards

>>60274113
Western Europe?
Exactly the same..

>>60270631
Although you are a lying cunt, I will help you:
>https://www.amazon.com/Introduction-Computation-Programming-Using-Python/dp/0262529629
>https://www.amazon.com/Python-Programming-Introduction-Computer-Science/dp/1590282752/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=1590282752&pd_rd_r=G5YRF49DKGMKFBCAFJKS&pd_rd_w=AFolP&pd_rd_wg=P7fb5&psc=1&refRID=G5YRF49DKGMKFBCAFJKS
>https://www.amazon.com/Structures-Algorithms-Goodrich-Goldwasser-published/dp/B00EKYHAXM/ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1494235156&sr=1-7&keywords=data+structures+and+algorithms+in+python
Here it is.Do all the exercises there.You can find them for free on the internet if you're not retarded.

>>60274173
it's your responsibility to check if info on his resume is valid or not

>>60270732

Am i a programmer now?

x = 0

def kek (x):
    y3 = x / 3
    y3 = y3 * 3
    y5 = x / 5
    y5 = y5 * 5
    test = 0
    printme = ""
    if y3 == x:
        printme = printme + "Fizz"
        test = 1
    if y5 == x:
        printme = printme + "Buzz"
        test = 1
    if test == 0:
        printme = printme + str(x)
    return printme

while True:
    x = x + 1
    print(kek(x))

    if x == 100:
        print("bye")
        quit()

You will be fine OP. Don't panic, if you want to lean python quickly go on YouTube and find somebody made a long tutorial about it. (90 bids or so) and do them step by step. Keep doing this during the jib and if you don't know it look on google. Programming is not not very difficult you will get used to soon enough.

>>60274092
Fucking xkcd is so unfunny and pretentious it makes my blood boil.

>>60270631

The youtuber Derek Banas has a Python tutorial that couldnt be longer than 2 hours. Watch it and then start solving problems, my man.