"And this is our son's computer room. He's quite

sysadmin of gensokyo room.jpg

Someone post the smug mac guy

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>>60268116
>>60268129

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sudo chown me /door

Ok but like he's no Barron

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What in tarnation? Git yer boy outside once in a while.

>>60268146
If I opened that door, would you die?

>>60268848
It would be extremely awkward

>>60268860
you're a big guy.

>>60268116

He's also 27 years old.

>>60268875
>>60268875
>>60268875
>>60268875

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>>60268116
His favorite language is C!!

>>60268875
for you

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>>60268116

>>60268116
>door is locked
pss... leaf my rum alone... folks...

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>>60268116

>>60268974
Literally me but without the gay biker stuff.

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Welcome, nice to meet you! Would you happen to be in the market for a brand new Intel Skylake?

>>60268116
I cum just as the door opens.

Ooooooohhhhhh. Hey nice ta meecha. You'll excuse if I don't shake your hand.

>>60268162
>tfw you remember posting in that thread
oy vey

>parents burst through the door
>split second to make a decision
>hide your dick from your parents or minimize the porn you're watching

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>having your door closed
>not having your door open and just listening intently

yall do know that having your door shut just makes you suspicious and makes it harder to listen, right?

>>60271579
>Not turning the lock halfway so its not enough to lock it, but requires you to turn it harder, giving a few extra vital seconds

>>60268162
There's something really gross about this guy. Like he probably smells like onions or something.

>>60270689
>he can't take a panoramic without warping the walls
hint: don't stand in one spot

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>>60271566
>try to do both
>succeed at neither

>>60270689
Fuck I've been seeing this room for years, how many has it been?

>>60270683
Sheldon is a brainlet when it comes to computers, prove me wrong.

>>60271999
They all are (except for Penny, because her entire character is about her being dumb)

Their entire characters are just "im so smahrt XD let me say something slightly intelligant that anyone who passed high school science can understand so the viewers at home can feel like a NERD XD too"

>>60268903
Meta

>>60271999
doesn't he install ubuntu at one point because his windows shat the bed? That was fine but then you realize he uses a 15 inch Alienware laptop that actually died and got ANOTHER Alienware laptop but this time with i shit you not "4k IPS display glossy anti-glare" he might as well buy a macbook at this point.

>>60268903
Took me a sec

>>60268974
What did he order from starbucks?

>>60268116
How ridiculous does your family have to be for your parents to show guests your room?

>>60273116
They are fucking retarded

>>60270640
Kek

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Hey Mom.
>show them what you can do
*opens GIMP*
Here's some software I've been making. It's to replace Photoshop. Taken me six months now.
Here's all the source code ect.
Now let me draw a cir-

>>60268116
https://youtu.be/K8kua5B5K3I?t=8

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>>60273190
You are supposed to chain your tools.
Also damn my laptop is not keeping up anymore

>>60268146
>mum I'm anon
>uh you don't get to bring friends

My door doesn't have a lock :(

>>60274939
*cringes*

>>60275264
*goes to reddit*

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>>60275264

>>60268974
I like that guy.

>>60275384
All that wasted money.

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>>60268116
>MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60275384
Why alienware? Isn't that just a meme for normies?

>>60270689

The perfect blend of autism and class

>>60274939
>>60275384
>sadly, he's also autistic

>>60275384
>that clutch placement

I want U.K. to leave my /g/

>>60271579
>>60271608
high level

>>60273071
A unicorn vainilla frappuccino

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>>60275384
Ohh lord, I believe in jesus now!

>>60275511
are american clutches on the right?!?!
retard

>>60271700
so have I
I'm guessing I've seen it for 4 or 5

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>>60268116
>>60268146
those hands dont look white
more pajeet like

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>>60275675
more than 5 years

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>>60275788

>>60275868
Do you live in a bomb shelter?

>>60275640
i think he meant shifter

>>60275885
>bump-and-grind-footsie-presser
>call it a shifter

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>>60268116

>>60275824
you might as well put pony porn posters up there since you're going already downhill

>>60275492
>mom I need 2048 rubics cubes

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>>60273365
40 FUCKING seconds to draw ONE circle in GIMP.

Holy shit, don't blink now when you watch this gif.

I guess they really "gimped" on basic basic BASIC tools and ease of use.

>>60276905
just use your fucking mouse and brush tool

>>60270640
is he wearing a sun microsystems shirt?

>>60276962
I don't get this comment. We're doing exact circles using a feature found in (almost) all art/photo programs. Except GIMP.

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>>60276905
>ease of use.

Expecting ease of use from programmer-led software

>>60276987
just freehand it you fucking lazy cunt

you think da vinci had a circle tool?

>>60276905
Then again, PS has a 40 seconds longer startup time.

>>60277023
a compass

>>60277067
he was painting not sailing to the new world

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>>60276976
yes

>>60277138
No dandruff. Nice.

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>>60277054
No it does not.

approximately 6 seconds, and I'm running other RAM heavy applications too such as a virtual machine which I am posting from right now. (Photoshop was launched outside the VM)

>>60275824
Safest hooves.

>>60277282
how long till actually useable - the delay is after teh UI appears

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>>60277322
Here you go

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>>60277395
That new new document dialog is fucking horrible and takes like a second longer to open.
I'm glad they included an option to go back.

>>60273190
>ect
it's etc, not ect, you fat slimy fuck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mq1AagUQTd

>>60277691

nice motherfucker

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>>60277282
Do you even SSD, nigga

>I had to enable shitty aero to record this because OBS don't support classic theme anymore

My fucking eyes

>>60276905
It would have been 10 seconds if he knew where stuff is instead of taking ages to look for it.

>>60277395
le benchmark

>>60277937

p-please record this again but use fucking keyboard shortcuts. that 0.4 seconds to hit 'new document', that 0.2 seconds to create a circle. fuuucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>60278199
I was drinking cawfee with the keyboard hand, can't be helped

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>>60268903
Jesus Christ

>>60275884
Since when do bomb shelters have windows?

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>>60277937
yall cant compete.

Meanwhile on GNU/Linux:

convert -size 100x60 xc:skyblue -fill white -stroke black -draw "arc  20,10 80,50  0,360" draw_arc.gif

Instant

>>60277100
I laughed really good at that nice job lad

>>60278627
This is a lie, it worked on my openrc/musl/Linux.

>>60278495
photoshop was already running you nigger, i can see the light to the left of the Ps logo

>>60279305
From the UX standpoint it doesnt matter as i have it autorunning on logon.

>>60278627
>using bloated unUnixy programs

ppmmake white 100 100 | ppmdraw -script="setcolor black; circle 0 0 50;" | pnmtopng > circle.png

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>>60275737

>>60271579
tfw im not a underage fag so no one will come here

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>>60268116
I am network engineer not stupid code monkey cyka blyat!

ЯEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>60279327
but that's cheating

who the fuck needs a circle tool?

>>60275384
>gee bill, two "gamer" laptops?

>>60268116
Hole in door knob bothers me

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>circle creates a shape layer

>>60282050
Go back to sosach

>>60278495

Those items on your desktop......what the fuck

>>60270683
bazongo

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>>60268903
Genius

>>60282170
What did you expect? He's a fucking Macfag

>>60268903
HAHAHAHA

>>60268903
OH FUCK

>>60278495
post the furshit, I'll judge you.

>>60268903
i dont get it

>>60275831
I'm not even upset, this is rather impressive.

>>60272784
Ubuntu seems to be easy, if he was smart he would fix his problems.

>>60268974

>baby oil

patrician

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>>60285902
It lacks viscosity

This stuff is better

>>60268903
Gunna need some help on this one.

>>60285125
>>60286213

2 (You)s

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>>60286225
Nice try.

>>60277054
who the fuck cares?

i'd rather wait 40 seconds than have to go through all the bullshit constantly using the program

>>60275788
>>60275831
woah

>>60271641
Your projecting is too obvious, anon.

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>>60275451

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>>60268903
I HAVE ASCENDED

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>>60268903
How has this never happened before?????

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>>60268116

>>60288758
It has, this and..

UU
UU

..have been around for weeks.

Lurk more you faggots.

>>60288847
>for weeks

I haven't been in 4chan since 2002, haha.

>>60268974
cringed

>>60268974
Is that Holly Sweet?

>>60275917
I want to fuck Terry

>>60273116
You underestimate how dumb uneducated rednecks are.

>>60275868
Nice pee jugs senpai.

>>60275917
Beat me to it, nigger.

>>60276357
40x50 or 50x40

I just assumed your axis.

>>60289091

Wtf is this shit and what is it from

>>60268903
WTF you mad genius.

>>60268903
I don't get it

>>60275824
chrome a shit

>>60270689
>>60275788

man, I wish this place with that tidy.

how am I kidding - i just need to get my shit together and tidy it.

Maybe I'll ask my CPN about motivation this week

>>60289091
>>60289268
top kek

ray donovan, gr8 show. they need to kill off connor tho.

>>60268974
>3dpd
pleb

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>>60268116

>>60289812
4 (You)s

>>60270689
everything is on the floor

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>>60268116
"daemon I command you to cease your execution immediately"

>>60268903
Include me in the screencap

>>60289948
we got Sherlock Holmes in the motherfucking house!

>>60289963
im just surprised someone else does that, that's my setup too except way less aesthetic

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>>60268903

>>60275831
Anyone got that pic on the bottom right in fullsize?

>>60289985
>>60289985
>>60289985
>>60289985

At my babysitter's house her husband slept on the floor in another room.
I just thought he did it because he was Chinese :3

>>60289985
4 (You)

Test

>>60290002
I sleep on the floor because I can make the mat way bigger than any bed and because beds always make my posture worse, also I hate furniture in general it seems like a big scam to me

only downside is insects

>>60274939
y tho

>>60290005
Shit
How can I be this stupid

>>60290035
Sounds comfy. I think sleeping on a flattened single mattress for a year helped my back, along with exercise. 2 years of sleeping on my memory foam again and playing vidya ruined my back once more.

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>>60289989
sort of

>>60290065
Yeah exactly why I made the switch. I was having random back and shoulder pains all the time and ever since I switched to floor sleeping that all went away

>>60290071
nice thatll work

>>60268903
>/g/ is this out of touch and has never seen this before
/g/randdads, I swear.

>>60268903
include me in screencap for r/4chan

>>60290124
Moderator of r/4chan here,
Sorry we don't accept content taken from technolo/g/y
We are a very anti-weeb subreddit and intend to remain that way.

>>60290035
A firm hard surface is the optimal choice for proper healthy sleep, you can get one on a raised bed but your system works for you already so good job

>>60290179
yeah i saw some raised beds that look like they would work but way out of my price range , I suppose such a thing could be built for cheap though.
What are you sleeping on?

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>>60284853
this one?

>>60290005
I still don't get it

>>60290692
Is that really all it means?

>You're a big guy
>For you

>>60290692
Namefag get the fuck out

>>60290643
That's pretty cute anon.

The only thing that gets me about art like this is when the artist draws so that you can see the exact outline of the padding through the clothing, like on the fennec(?) on the bottom left. The clothing would probably have to be pretty thin and also clingy for it to show the creases and stuff like that.

Just one of those dumb things I noticed and can't stop seeing now.

>>60268903
WITNESSED

>>60268903
quality post

>>60274939
me and my gf have a setup like this

>>60268903
this is art

>>60268903
this is the day baneposting died