>use iPhone
>get laid constantly
>be motivated
>be fit
>use android
>fat lazy virgin
>no motivation to improve your own life
>no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck
>use windows phone
>be professional suit and tie
>pretend to work all day, get paid well
>slim but not athletic
>use symbian
>complete and utter poorfag virgin who can barely afford to eat
>use meego
>be a special autistic snowflake shilling your n900 everywhere you go
>use BBOS
>think you're intellectually superior
>you're actually a sentient celery
>use Ubuntu touch or Sailfish
>paranoid neet, fearing the great google botnet
>use firefox phone
>PooInTheFuckingLoo
Did I miss any?
>>60234018
>iphone
>3dpd's
>android
>2d qt waifus
>>60234018
>that mess
what a disgusting whore
>use windows phone
If you are using a windows phone you are either some dirt poor nignog in bongobongo land or you are directly employed by Microsoft.
>>60234018
no op, you did good
>>60234018
I don't think I'm intellectually superior for using BB10OS, I do know that my phone is superior to yours though.
Can we not make the same shitposts over and over again?
I mean threads like these are just exceedingly irritating now. It's like you're playing "turn down for what" over and over again 24/7.
We need something fresh man, maybe shitpost that iPhone users have sisters that actually love them or something, idk.
>>60234018
>Use iPhone
>Be poor hipster faggot
>Fuck other poor hipster faggots
Explains why OP has a hard on for Apple
>OP is a faggot
Jokes you on. My gf uses android :^)
>use any phone
>it doesn't determine anything about you, really
Ftfy