So, sexbots will be a thing in a couple of years Would you fuck

Yeah, definitely buy a proprietary sexbot that might sell your genetic fingerprint, sexual habits and penis size to the highest bidder, be unavailable for sexy time during forced updates and that sleeps around. I know, let's have a fucking cloud service for sexbots! Shared resources for all users! Don't forget to connect to your Facebook account for live status feed updates.

why would i need a bot i have a bf

>>60231240
>Cum on my face yeah baby
>Don't forget to click like and subscribe if you enjoyed this facial
>Automatically sharing the dumb look on your face when you ejaculated with your friends and employers

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>>60231303
Everyone will be doing it so its fine

>>60231178
Her voice is pretty garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Di2Npp51A

>>60231178
Install gentoo

Why would you make a sex bot that can talk? I thought the entire point was to have someone to fuck that doesn't yap all day.

>>60231178
How do I preorder

>>60231178
THICC

>>60231447
I want one that makes anime noises

>>60231178
>sexbots will be a thing in a couple of years
Nope.

>tfw such a poorfag not even robots will want to fuck me

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>>60231178
>only costs $10k
>you can choose her personality
>remembers your favorite things

how can women (female) even compete?

>>60231240
>giving a fuck about any of this
kys. who gives a fuck.

>>60231466
I want a Sean Schemmel sexbot that can go Super Saiyan 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4pMQv46vz4

With music and everything.

>>60231521
Well. You do. To the doll.

>>60231503
They can't. Bring in the age of sexbots. Salty females with nothing to offer other than sex will HATE becoming irrelevant.

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>>60231466
kill yourself

>>60231178
Can she make me a breakfast?

>>60231178
Why not just get a gf? It's not that difficult.

>>60231178
>building a sexbot that looks like a hooker
Why don't they build anime catgirl sexbots?

Looks like a nasty whore. Her mouth is too big. Ugly skank eyebrows, too

>>60231593
Normies out.

I think her face looks retarded.

>>60231593
GF will make your life a living hell unless you dominate her though. Not worth the pussy.

>>60231599
>>60231612

Give it some time and the chinks will be making these and make 150 different latex skins so you can have her however you want

Proprietary sexbots will whisper ads in your ear when you cum so you associate those brands with feeling good.

>>60231178
would fap to that

>>60231635
t. never had a gf

>>60231503
>18 personalities
Real women don't even vary this much

>>60231178
>Would you fuck a sexbot if she uses proprietary software?
Sure, as long as she has no internet connection to phone home with.

>>60231717
t. Pussy whipped mangina

>>60231178
>man face
glorious nippon wins awain as expected

>>60231721
Most real women don't even have one personality.

>>60231721
Maybe not in personality, but they seem to have no problem finding about a new thing to bitch about every minute.

>>60231178
Feminists are getting triggered as fuck by these.

https://disqus.com/home/discussion/feministcurrent2015/sex_robots_epitomize_patriarchy_and_offer_men_a_solution_to_the_threat_of_female_independence/

So much so that they can't even defend their viewpoints. They just strawman and ad hom.

>>60231751
*again

>>60231725
Fuck that, I wanna mine bitcoins with my sexbot.

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>>60231751
Their faces are pretty bad

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>>60231761

>>60231800
>implying anyone wants to fuck a sheboon

>>60231794
Firewall her in that case.

Who am I kidding, by the time sexbots worth a damn are a thing they'll probably come with built-in internet connectivity that you cannot disable and will send in "anonymous" telemetry. For safety and future improvement, of course.

>>60231497
we will get government provided sex robots with our NEETbux to prevent us from going full Elliot Rodgers

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>>60231761
>men don't care about wymym anymore because of sex bots
>this threatens the female independence

>>60231731
Kill yourself, shit smear.

>>60231567
True

>>60231717
>t. never dominated his gf

>>60231848
>female
>independent
maybe for two years until they get sick of working

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>>60231761
>those comments
Lol what the absolute fuck am I reading? It's like an ultra-liberal version of /pol/, even going so far as to use many of the same non-arguments (i.e. "haha ur stupid!").

>>60231919
>feminist current
I think this explains everything.

>>60231447
Yeah but unlike real women you can actually mute these ones.

>sex capable artificial intelligence
Weird way to spell "woman" 2bh

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waifubots soon

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lol wow, the only valuable asset women have is about to become worthless. No more easy breadcrumbs you hoes.

>>60231303
cant i ducktape her eyes or camera holes instead liek my laptop?

>>60231944
I don't really frequent places where feminists hang out online. Are they all this dumb or is this site just a circlejerk for extremists?

Do they come with hoover attachments?

>>60231178
>they can make it look however they want
>it looks like this
why?

>>60232060
this is what the 3d world wants, anon.

Just one little thing, where are you from? or rather where did you begin and come into existence?

>>60232002
Pretty sure all of them are. Almost any online space got infected by them. Also, Just look at the outroar that happened after US elections and is still echoing today.

>>60231178
Looks like a botnet.

>>60232121
*cocknet
ftfy

>>60232002
You really only see or hear about the vocal ones, the batshit insane ones. In my experience, while many sympathize with ""feminism"", they don't really care enough to actually post on these forums or otherwise show it beside mentioning "oh yeah I'd like equal pay too" if someone brings the subject up.
It's the same as with free software. Many would like it if only because it can be had gratis but they don't care enough to go full free software 24/7 or to persuade others to make the switch too.

>>60232121
Holy shit is ANYTHING tech related a botnet this day?

>>60232171
These robots read the composition of your sperm, and mark you as targets for later. Wake up you sheep.

>>60232118
Yeah that butthurt was glorious, but in all honesty I think this is kind of a non-issue considering there will probably be sexbots for the female demographic as well.

>>60232171
Pretty much, in fact I'm pretty sure your mom is a botnet.

>>60231340
The two characters in this comic are usually in the opposite geometrical positions.

>>60232168
The problem is that they try to pass only the vocal ones as feminists, when in reality the silent ones are also carrying out the toxic mentality in their life and to the polls.

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>>60232205

>>60232168
Pay gap is a myth retard

>>60232205
Ah fuck how did I not see?! Is there an open source alternative to my biological mother? Is there a GNU/Mom I can tryout?

>>60231343
That's so fucking cringe

>>60232204
>sexbots for the female demographic as well.

I-It's only reprehensible when men do it!

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>Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.
>Please assume the position.
>Numbness will subside in several minutes.

>>60231178
>buy android with preprogrammed personality and treat it like a useless whore it is
>buy android with clear is, work on it yourself and treat her like a daughter
Decisions, decisions.

>>60231755
Not true.
Most real women come with a basic bitch personality preinstalled by default.

>>60232597
>Most real women come with a basic bitch personality preinstalled by default.
That's how men like women.

>>60231829
>cue in touching story of how sensors in the doll noticed weird parameters in the owner and called an ambulance, and how the owner was saved from a cardiac arrest thanks to the doll telemetry and how spying on us is good for us

>>60232613
I thought men like women as sex slaves.

>>60232680
Only cowards.

>>60232405
If you don't think there are people who are attracted to those Fallout robots then you're in for a rude awakening.

>>60231761
https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/
yes, they are this triggered by sex robots

Pretty fucking hot, I would buy one. But hell, they don't get moist or warm like a real women.

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>>60231178

>>60231761
>https://disqus.com/home/discussion/feministcurrent2015/sex_robots_epitomize_patriarchy_and_offer_men_a_solution_to_the_threat_of_female_independence/
That was the most bizarre thing i have read so far this year, and by a wide margin too.

>>60232703
It's hilarious how half the arguments on that site are "Muh sex trafficking! Muh slavery!!!" Isn't the point of robotics to make human labor obsolete? Prostitution is going bye bye as soon as sexbots become cheap enough. Hell, I'd be willing to bet that these feminazis will all have shotabots within the next decade.

>>60232844
I think I've read they think along the lines of "this will make objectification look even more like a normal thing, so people will be more propense to rape, enslave, etc..."
Kinda like the "videogames make people violent" argument.
Riddicoulus.

I had the displeasure of assisting at a public discussion held by the site owner and no wonder she was an ugly landwhale.

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>>60231178
Holy shit, and here I was willing to settle for a hologram gf like in pic related.

You goddamn right I'm gonna get a sexbot.

I think an open source sexbot is a good way to get viruses.

>>60231178
I don't give a shit, I had enough with the vaginal jew. I just can't wait till Sexbot™ becomes a reality

>>60232911
Sexbots ARE objects, though I've heard some /jp/ types say that waifus should have the same rights as real women.

>>60233039
That's exactly my point.
Having a REAL sex object would help better define the borders between a supposedly sex object and a real sex object, not blur them.

>>60231343
>make a sex robot
>looks like a whore
Why even bother going through all the trouble?

>>60231178
>no cock
dropped

>>60233102
You'll probably be able to buy it as an addon later on

>>60233102
Bro, of course they're going to make futabots. They'll probably even come with kits that let you swap out parts with ease.

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>>60231761
this is gold
>women are literally interested in the male sexual part (dildo)
>men make a bot thar resemble fully a woman, all of it
>"men are only interested in the sex bits of women and that's why we're different"
wat

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>>60233141
Yes and there are also elf ears kek

I can jerk off just fine.

Untill robots can simulate companionship, they can fuck right off.

Glorified fleshlight, nothing else

>>60233162
>thicc elven sexbots with dicks
The future is awesome

>>60231528
This is my Horny stage 3

>>60233156
>"To many men, there is no difference between a sex doll and an actual woman."
I don't mean to be "that guy" but there kinda isn't.

>>60231268
gay

>>60233079
women tend to look like whores, retard

>>60231712
>using durex condom with extensive pleasure TM will make me feel more alive
>squeeze my left tit to order it now
>kiss me to finalize the payment

this is the future of advertisement. if you take your dick out to walk away from the ads it will pause it and resume when you stick your dick in again

>>60233172
>simulate companionship
That technology has been around since the 60s:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

>>60233282
Fucking ads.

>>60231593
because they can say no and I cant have the total control of their life.

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>>60232965
You win an award.

>>60233156
may be, but her whole argument based on sex toys is against this thesis.
then again for most women men are a shiny object to display and make other women jealouse, a success object, so still an object of different type
Harder to make that kind of toy, though.

>>60233410
meant for >>60233229

>>60231620
>>60231593
Fuck off, normalfags.

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Every time.

On your question, OP, someone will eventually make an open sourced version. As a very wise anon once said: "through dick unity".

>>60233469
There will be terminator mods within a year.

>>60232171
Well, not a botnet in usual terms. In /g/ terms, a lot of things are botnets. TVs, webcams, microphones, juice dispensers, fridges, just about every """smart"""appliance, most CPUs, most OSs, etc.

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>>60231178
its just a expensive doll. I want something that moves like real women. But when that happens I will be 70 with erection issues.

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>>60233594
Nigga then shit will get real, the technological singularity would have probably already have happened and everyone will be rushing to transfer their brain into a synthetic vessel of some sort, probably humanoid.

>>60231593
I value my freedom.

>>60231178
she looks fine
needs a cuter, Japanese model though
would fuck a proprietary sexbot and have it jailbroken, assuming maintenance wouldn't be an issue

>>60231466
no one actually wants this

>>60233162
>three hundred fiddy dollars for elf ears
fucking hell, they better wiggle and shit

>>60231574
discard yourself

>>60231178
If she can also serve as a personal bodyguard / elite assassin then yes.

its just going to be a more expensive fleshlight.

Some secret you keep to yourself and not tell anyone.

People will still think you are a kissless virgin unable to get any girl.

>>60231726
I don't want kids nor will I ever want kids, the idea bringing someone into this existence to me is abuse. Consciousness shouldn't be confined to such a limiting reality of suffering with tiny bits of joy, so the appeal of women being a good housewife to me is pointless as I grow older.

I suppose women really are just for sex, because i've never really had an interesting conversation with a female, most of what they think or talk about is trivial bullshit. Constructive conversations is rare as they just wonder off talking about nothing.

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>tfw rejected by a sex robot.

>>60231178
generally i prefer my partner to be more than "sex capable"

>>60233273
6/10 ones do, but why couldn't they make a 10/10?

>>60234079
>i've never really had an interesting conversation with a female, most of what they think or talk about is trivial bullshit

I know that feel. Most of the time I'm thinking "Sorry, but, why the fuck should I care about this?"

>>60234079
>>60234200
you're probably far less interesting than you think

>>60234232
I never said I was. But I generally dislike talking to people anyway, so it's not really an issue for me.

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>>60231240
>implying your vindictive ex hasn't done all of that already
Fucking normie

>>60231178
this is just another form of masturbation

I've been thinking about what I want in a woman and I really do just want a cute submissive girl who lives with me like a pet. Just here to cuddle, sex, and call her cute.

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>>60234141
hate that feel

>>60234079
>i've never really had an interesting conversation with a female
I've had more than a few instances of ineresting discussions with females.
They key point is that they always were about something they already were interested about and never saw one opening herself and getting interested in something new.

as >>60234200 said, they usually seem to lack curiosity in what isn't already strictly related to them

>>60231726
apparently the only qualities that a woman is for is raising children and being at the service of the man raising his children while he does what he enjoys.
and then you proceed to judge all women with a strawman
And then you get mad when people call you fat basement dwelling virgins....do you get the irony here?

>>60231761
>>60231808

>they just strawman and ad hom
>proceed to strawman and paint a whole group from a small sample group

>>60234260
yeah but you felt free to just draw wild conclusion about a whole sex because of that, while thinking the same about yourself, but I dont see yourself saying "men are uninteresting" and shiet

robo-lolis when?

never

>>60234361
>men are uninteresting

I just find everyone uninteresting. That includes men.

Dude: "So about [insert sport here]..."
*mind wanders*

>>60234373
bet you the feminists will make them a felony to have/sell/buy and make 60 years in solitary confinement the minimum sentence.

>>60234361
>they just strawman and ad hom
>proceed to strawman and paint a whole group from a small sample group

Maybe you should try reading every comment...

Massive nigger lips are gross at any rate. Into the bin it goes.

If i was going to pay a huge power bill for one I woun't pick this one.

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>>60234373
my excuse will be "robo-lolis are cheaper, compact, and require less energy"

which will all likely be true. it's really the economical solution

>>60234421
yeah of course, that's why you're postin in a woman bashing thread

>>60234447
did I reply to every comment in the thread? no
anyway most people here complaining are just guys that spend their days online without going out socially, so their little experiences with women are from school, work or public settings, where their great charms will of course reinforce their belief

>>60234513
>that's why you're postin in a woman bashing thread

Uh, this is a thread about sexbots.

How do you keep robot women interesting?

Wouldn't they get terribly boring after the first week? After you've played around with all of their functions and listened to all the things they have to say?

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>>60231761
>Lives in Vancouver with her dog
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good, the more of these start popping up the better.
It only takes one real company with funds to pick the concept up and we're going to see an immense growth in their quality.
I'm pretty much certain that it's the Nips who are going to have a go at it first.
Also fuck these human models, I want something like a xenomorph with beach ball sized tits and huge ass.

>>60234564
>How do you keep robot women interesting?

Install FreeBSD on it.

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>>60231503
>scottish sounding accent

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>See really hot sexbot in store.
>Sexbot runs on proprietary software.
>Tfw the botnet wants me to suffer a ruptured prostate.

>>60234678
aye! you fancy a shaggin', sweetie?

>>60234678
I know, should've been irish.
Irish lady accents are delish.
There's a video somewhere in which matthewmatosis was livestreaming with his girlfriend and she calls him a gobshite in an irish accent and I am so jelly.

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>>60234678
NOOOOO!, now everything I read is voiced by my internal scottish male and female voice.

>>60234361
Look at this retard and laugh.

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>>60234678
>>60234691

I want this.

>>60234636
There's probably a bestiality angle in this somewhere, which I usually find hot.

But that poor dog... having to hit that.

>>60234636
>be insufferable cunt
>no man will put up with you
>blame men
>say men can't have sex dolls because feminism or something
>fucks dogs

>>60234745
I'm from scotland and I think its fucking shit. French is where its at.

>>60231593
/thread
If you think a gf is just here for sex, your life is worthless

>sexbots released at reasonable prices
>a jew (who doesnt have shares in sexbot companies) will realise that birth rates will drop due to these things, which will slow down economic growth and cause the markets to crash
>the jew programs a sexbot to attack people with a gun in a school (maximum heartbreak)
>blames it on some druggie that no one gives two shits about
>new law: sexbots banned

>>60234826
Yes, yes. I'm sure you're quite happy with your seven children and beached whale wife, Jose.

>>60231178
I wouldnt have one because i have better things to spend what little money i have on then real or fake women.
If i did have one, it would be made from non OEM chinese clone parts and whatever else i could cobble together.

>>60234830
>>new law: sexbots banned

Pretty sure the UK is working on that without the former stuff happening.

I just want to say that this thread reminded me to watch "The Red Pill" and now more than ever I hope for Sex Bots to become a flourishing reality.

>>60234300
fuck

>>60231761
>Why in your deluded mind would you think women wouldn't want men to have birth control? They tried it. You men were too weak to deal with what women had/has to deal with while taking the pill.

What the ever shitting fuck?

If someone invented a pill that made fucking sure I wouldn't have an unwanted pregnancy but gave 10/10 pain every time I took a piss it would be worth it just to not reply on her.

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>>60231574
Here, have an alphized version.

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>2017
>wanting a LITERAL and PHYSICAL BOTNet in your house
>ISHYGDDT
Seriously think about it.
>hello anon tell me about yourself!
>anon anon connect me to the wifi! I need to update anon!
>the NSA hacks
>unexplained robot murders
>bots getting hacked
The possibilities are endless.

>>60235014
>Annus Domini MMXIIIX
>wanting a LITERAL and PHYSICAL risk of rape allegations, fatherhood tricking, verbal and physical abuse happening in your house
>ISHYGDDT

>>60233282
This is the ultimate future foa all android types.
Maid-bot:
>As I'm making your bed, I realized Walmart has bedsheets that are on sale for only $3.
You are now going sheet shopping to shut your plastic bitch up.

> bring your robo-waifu to the repair shop with a bruised face and a black eye
> "she fell down the stairs sir"

>>60235168
> get an extended warranty on your sexbot so you can beat the shit out of her when she tries to advertise walmart sheets

>>60235168
eventually we will go full circle and the bot will ask you if you're alright

>I notice you have not fuck me in the past 32 hours
>is everything ok? do you want to talk about it?
>talks to bot about your day
>I notice you used the word 'fuck' 320 times, these are the top 3 psychologist and anger management seminar near your location, would you like me to sign you up for it?

if you jailbreak your sex bot you'll be able to side load some sick shit

>I notice you're angry and stressed now
>let me download this xtreme blowjob ver.6.9
>sucks you'r dick to de-stress you

we would go full circle man

>>60231593

It is for some people, particularly those with a bad case of autism (although I am living proof that you can be autistic and get laid), or with social anxiety, agoraphobia, etc...

>>60231599

It's being designed as a sort of modular system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqd6hBISb9w

And really, how difficult can it be to put a sex bot into cosplay?

>>60231497

It's $10,000. If you saved up $200 every month for 4 years and 2 months, you could have it. Within that time, you should likely be able to push yourself into higher paying jobs, so you could get it faster. Even if you don't have the social skills to convince a woman to date you, you still need to put forth some modicum of work.

>>60234826

There's a reason they're trying to give it intelligence, instead of just making it for sex.

>>60233304
kek

>>60235198

>'sir'

Are you Indian?

>>60235225
you really think someone who sells sex robot would provide damage warranty?

even your macbook doesn't have damage warranty on it

you break it you pay it man

>>60231178
This triggered a load of radical feminists a while ago. Some bulldyke wrote an article about it.

>>60231178
how different from consuming drugs is this
same question applying to whatever sextoy

>>60231178
>Would you fuck a sexbot if she uses proprietary software?
No. I'm not going to use the Windows 10 of sex toys. Privacy is already hard enough to get as it is.

>>60234830
No the Juden will made the artificial womb ndand turn parenthood in a commoditie

>>60233162
350 FUCKING DOLLAS FOR A LITTLE BIT MORE OF PLASTIC ON THE EAR AIN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY BOI

>>60234275
What isn't?

>>60234960
It was actually like.... a hot bath? Once a month. Something like that.

>>60232696
fine by me ;^)

>>60233162
Oh I've read that doujin.

>>60231178
How is the skin in those sexbots? Fucking a piece of plastic doesn't enthusiasm me much

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>>60233162
>tfw gay but still get a hardon everytime i see a nice elf slut thanks to fantasy games

literally cant wait for the future

>>60234267
Smiled more than I should. Y'a got me anon

>>60231178
I will get one when technology advances enough that you don't have to keep her online.
I've read I, Robot.

>>60232204
What hurt women is that sex bots just Target the same beta males they milk from money.

Be honest which one of you went and configured a real doll just now?

>>60231178
>So, sexbots will be a thing in a couple of years
I'll finally get laid, cool.

>>60231178
Is she capable of moving at all?
My past gf was a dead fish in bed and I absolutely hated it.
I like having girls ride me, if she doesn't move at all then it's a big turn down for me.

>>60231761
holy fuck it's an actual den of misandrists

>>60236419
>Is she capable of moving at all?
No. They've moved from the Realdoll inert corpse to the Realdoll talking corpse. They're even going to offer a replacement head to stick on a regular Realdoll.

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I'll take the smug lolivampire, thanks!

>>60236452
With the recent advances in artificial muscle technology, how long until we have bits capable of human-machine movement?

>>60236480
>bots*
Fixd

>>60236480
>human-like
Fixd2

>>60236470
>loli vampire didn't get pregnant
shit author with no imagination

>>60236542
You know vampires are supposed to be magically animated corpses, right?

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>>60231240
>not backing up your sexbot
>not backing up your sexbotto to the cloud

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>>60231973
Need waifu bot

>>60236558
>implying that matters in hentai
>implying magic majumbo irrationality isn't there to get exploited to the maximum

>>60231761
My God, some of them are having a full blown nervous breakdown.

>>60231178
>Artificial Intelligence
I see they've already surpassed women.

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>>60231178
imagine the possibilities
>futanari robowaifu

>>60235052
>Annus Domini MMXIIIX
0/10 can't even fuck proper number in Roman
MMXVII

>>60231447
>>60231447
I have an idea!

What about, if we have these sex bots with microphones, speakers, and a load of sensors inside the cyber-vagina which can be connected to the internet and send the data to someone using a cyber-dildo with a load of rotors, sensors and such to be able to have sex with someone over the interwebs?

>>60236605
This, a script kiddie could easily write a small python script and call it a 'woman simulator'.

>>60231593
Why don't you just fuck a dog then? It's not that difficult either.

You seem to ignore the whole point of why people don't go sleeping around.

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>>60236718

get a patent

QUICK

>>60236600
all I see is one sperg at the top with everyone replying to him, fuck disqus

>>60236387
You could get laid today, paying a couple thousand dollars less.

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In 10 to 15 years you're gonna wish these are the norm because by then the world's societies will be such absolute shit trash that you'll want to escape.

VR will become a huge aspect of life because life itself will be so unappealing that you'll dread coming out of the simulation. You know how shitty people are out there? Imagine mulitplying that by a factor of 10, and then your own culture will be drowned out by the hordes of foreigners, you'll feel alone and disconnected in the streets, left to your devices just to manage reality in VR.

The cost of a sexbot will be too much, probably the price of a car on a good deal.

This is why there will be sexbot brothels to make it far cheaper to afford, you'll enter a building where they'll have numerous rooms with bots inside, and you choose ahead of time on your phone.

>don't even have the AI to make an automated vacuum cleaner that works worth a damn
>we're going to have sex bots in 2 years

Keep dreaming, OP

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>>60236925
oh you mean something like this? you know which country has this already, just take a guess

>>60236839
how?

>>60235014
>2017
>not keeping your android_spy 9000 in a fully Anti-radiation, anti-degaussing, anti-signal room

>>60236925
>>60236989
Bitch, we'll have self driving cars to deliver sexbot whores to your front door within a few years. You don't gotta pick one, get a subscription plan.

>>60231761
that Rich Garcia guy is pussy whipped

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>tfw not having vaginal sex with waifu

>>60234267
>implying any people on /g/ have ex's

>>60237064
you're gonna reboot her multiple times if you keep ramming it in dude

that and it's a good show to how bipolar people reacts, maybe a little schizophrenic as well

>>60231240
Enter: the patented Faraday Fuckcage. Only 2,995.00. Guaranteed she'll never talk!

>>60235168
Why you gotta destroy dreams? If I wanted to listen to constant nagging I'd fuck around with 3DPD.

>>60231761
Dayyum, that was salty.

I think my favorite thing about the coming sexbot revolution will be tasting the delicious salty tears of the feminists.

>>60237109
>>60237064

Chii is not for penetration, only sumata and anal.

>>60231800
>Niggerbots
Flip that, just let the japs have control.

>>60231503

>"Good night, ANON. Always remember:
You are (not) alone"

>>60233152
>They'll probably even come with kits that let you swap out parts with ease.

That's a certainty.

The vagina, anus, and mouth will need to be removable so that they can be rinsed off. Since the parts are removable, there's no reason not to offer a penis that can plug into the vagina slot.

>>60237192
why not a horse dick or dragon dick ??

>>60231303
Just put a sack over its head, like a normal person

>>60237017
I hope you do realize just how far away we are from true sexbots... at least another 20 years before they're somewhat realistic and flexible to act somewhat like a human.

>>60232506
If you have £20,000; why not both?

>>60237270
Nah, you could get it today if you wanted to spend inordinate amounts of money and wrote the software well enough. That's why we'll be seeing non-ownership stuff before anything.

>>60237292
They'll be way more than $20,000, probably somewhere it the range of 40 to 50 thousand.

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>>60237306
You are right about the self driving car part, reasonably 2020 is a setdate for certain cities to have those. It'll be until around 2025 where it's as common as Uber,

By 2030 everyone will be in a self driving car because the government will probably implement an extremely high tax for combustion engine vehicles, aka Carbon Tax.

By then the corporations will have absolute control over nearly aspect of our society, including what we see, think, and feel.

>>60233964
>>60235887
>plebs don't understand how injection molding works
That bit more plastic on the ears is literally an entirely different head with different molds

>women get mad if men treat them as objects
>now women get mad when men treat objects as objects

>>60234839
You've never wanted a companion? Someone to share parts of your life with? Someone closer than just a mate?

GF not being just for sex doesn't imply a horrible large family with shitty kids and a horrible wife.

>>60237383
All women are horrible, never met one I could stand being around for very long.

>>60231593
Why not have both?

>>60236666
>expansion waifu
FUTURE, hurry up!

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dibs

>>60234825
I like it, but then again I like German accents too.

>>60237314
The price stated closer to the start of the thread was £10,000 though (starting)

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>>60237406
>>60236666
>Infested Kerrigan waifu
On a weighted "already buying a robot waifu" scale, how weird would that be?

>>60233162
>not just 3d printing your own and hot gluing them on the ears.

>>60237433
Just look at how much a decent laptop costs.

Now imagine a fully animatronic humanoid with integrated advanced artificial intelligence that's leagues more advanced than a car.

>>60237433
That's for an inert body with a talking head, presumably a propelled body would be more expensive

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>>60231726
>Look, Ma! I found an inspirational looking picture of a man with a dumb quote that supports my fear of women and the reason they keep rejecting me! I found it on the internet and it makes me feel good so I guess it's all accurate and true. I'm going to keep posting it on my chinese cartoons internet board so my friends can support my opinion and make me forget I will die alone and without knowing what being loved feels like.

>>60237270
>at least another 20 years before they're
>flexible to act somewhat like a human.

I anticipate some interesting bugs.

For example, I can imagine a failure in the intra-vaginal motor that causes it to clamp down so hard that it shears off the guy's penis.

>>60237511
Relationship and marriage dynamics have completely disintegrated already. People aren't marrying, people aren't having kids, people aren't dating, people aren't even fucking at the levels of one or two generations ago

The American young adult virgin rate has skyrocketed from 2% to near 15% while in Japan it's cresting 40%

Go ahead and explain this while somehow blaming it entirely on the behavior of men.

>>60233079
you don't go to jail when you set the robot on fire after you are done with it

>>60237548
>he uses white prostitutes
Disgusting, they're whores for a reason.

Get a nice non-white and you probably won't even get in trouble if murder because nobody cares about them

>>60237517
its gonna be like a Sphygmomanometer dude. thats how vagina works. who in their right mind would use a clamp for it

>>60234300
It says "you have left the play area"

>>60231178
sex is disgusting. i dont want that.

>>60237540
>citation needed
When I did blame anything on the behavior of men? Go ahead and fill your sad little heart with anger and resentment against women. Then jack off to your loli porn and cry yourself to sleep. If you really believe that shit on >>60231726, I feel deeply sorry for you.

>>60237597
>citation needed
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/opinion-la/la-ol-millennials-less-sex-20160802-snap-story.html

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/asia/japanese-millennials-virgins/

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2014/09/24/record-share-of-americans-have-never-married/

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/11/health/us-lowest-fertility-rate/

Citation enough for you? Why did you assume I'm just making numbers up?

gen 1 will be a few choices to choose from
gen 2 will be the faces of prostitutes
gen 3 will be modable faces and people will start selling their looks so you can customize your robots with their looks

celebrities will be the first to do it and we will finally see which celeb the world wants to fuck the most

girls will still have their use, they can sell their face, literally

>>60231268
Sexbot never gets tired and penis size/girth is adjustable.

>>60237469
>how weird would that be?
It's only be weird if you didn't buy the infested dick attachment so she (female) could pozz your neghole.

Does the bot clean itself? Can it be programmed to also clean up around the house?

Won't bother with it until they add those features tbqh.

>>60237517
VR sex will become the norm long before sexbots.

VR will soon have haptic feedback suits that stimulate our senses to mimic the feeling of sex... it'll feel really, really good.

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All i can see is human sized doll with fleshlight and "ai" capable of talking to you.

You can have this experience now. Just see pic related, combine it with cortana (or download something better).

It wont be any different from fleshlight. You will have like 50 rides, then you realize the human factor is still not there, put it into box and forget about it.

If you feel lonely now, this "sex bot" wont solve your problem.

>>60237721
nah, VR stuff's way way way farther away than sexbots.

>>60237729
what about people like me who easily get sexually frustrated? A literal cum dump whenever needed would indeed solve some of my problems

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>>60234745
Here, have a brits in the meantime.

>>60237597

Looks like you just got btfo >>60237633.

>>60231343

Oddly sounds like Pewdiepie's girlfriend.

>>60237747
>cum dump
Then you dont need talking oversized fleshlight pretending to be your gf. You just need fleshlight or some enhanced fap device which already exists.

Go see >>>/jp/ and look for onahole thread.

Honestly when i see these threads on /g/ i imagine average user here insecure horny teen unable to talk to girls.

And btw, i bought dragon pussy when i was 21 virgin horny boy. And it is just better version of fapping. You get eventually bored out of it. Onaholes simply cant compete with with real girls.

the world would be a much better place if all women were killed

>>60237808
just because you are a mentally ill sex addict does not mean that everyone is.

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>>60231466
That'd be awesome. Imagine if you could upload voice samples of her. When she talks, it'd sound just like her because it'd be her.

>>60234678
"Oy mate, put yer coke in me cunt!"

>>60237808
>better version of fapping
that's literally the point, just cum and move on without fucking my wrist up any further. When you need to cum multiple times a day to keep your head clear any convenience is nice
>can't compete with real grills
too many things can go wrong and real girls simply can't keep up with my libido. Any grill can scream rape at any moment and commonlaw marriages (aka having a relationship for a whole (gasp) year) can strip everything from you
>i imagine average user here insecure horny teen unable to talk to girls.
oh, you're literally a normie Whatever

>>60237841
Honestly, if you stop to think about it, with artificial wombs becoming a thing, there's a strong STRONG possibility in the future that biological women might actually become extinct.

Kind of weird to think about it, but looking into the future, assuming the uncanny nature of the androids is eventually gotten rid of, and they basically function, look and behave perfectly as their biological counterparts, but without all the extra bullshit; who WOULDN'T choose a robot waifu?

>>60237931
>women might become extinct
I imagine it more like gender will completely melt away as people can orgasm on command. True equality for all

>>60237856
Not sure if triggered by hitting too close to home or just misinterpreted my text.

Anyway, here is your (You).

IMHO the best faps will be VR combined with some warm fleshlight device. Not a fucking piece of silicon pretending to be your waifu.

And even then living person made from flesh actually interested in you will be better.

>>60237907
>fucking my wrist up any further
You can squeeze dragon sleeve into pillow / mattres and hump it like you would hump real girl. Seriously you dont need oversized doll. The solutions already exists. Just look into them and invest into some fun. Fuck we are on /g/, people here spend money on PC more expensive than the cost of luxure onaholes with shipping.

>>60237931
They wont stop existing. Girls will just outsource birthing babies to incubators / artifical wombs. Ans when people will stop bothering with babies, goverment or rich companies will raise their own workers on demans with the desorable personal traits.

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>>60236666
now I can indulge in my scat/watersports fetish without risking a woman running away from me

>>60236718
There's already something similar called We-Vibe

http://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-4-plus

>>60238016
>watersports fetish
explain

>>60238031
>>60238016
do not explain

>>60231593
This

Literally your best friend and you also fuck them.

>>60238091
>you ready to go again?
>not right now, I'm not in the mood
yeah, nah

>>60235299
you sound autistic

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>>60238156
He has a tripcode, how is he not?

how long until sexbots like in westworld?
doesn't even need to pass Turing test, just ride you until you fill it with cum

Lots of bluepilled fags on /g/ but I guess that isn't a surprise since it seems like there are a lot of bluepilled fags into tech in general.

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>>60238986
>bluepill
t. anti-intellectual toddler

>>60231343
sounds like 12 year old scottish girl (which would actually be a good if they make a loli version but kinda odd on this version)

There is an attachment

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>>60236990
>How do I trade money for sex?
Whores anon. Whores.

>>60231240
>forced updates
hnnng

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>>60237383
Of course I have, but I can't stand most women I meet. Much easier just to design one.

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>>60237585
Pajeet hardware engineer

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>>60231574
>kill yourself
>>60233964
>no one actually wants this

>>60240545
>Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer

>>60236704
you're right, I fucked up
the rest of the message stands, though

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>>60231593
>Why not just get a gf? It's not that difficult.
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archives/article_0789d577-57c5-5c38-a7af-903dfb585874.html

>>60237885
If that's not a default feature, then just wait a year or two, and by then some neckbeard will have figured out how to hack into it.

>>60235014
>2017
>not wanting to wake up covered in robo-bitches. because you forgot to turn off your electronic swag emission device

>>60236895
You may be onto something, but it could work even better with AR, augmented reality.
Buy standard doll with limitations, deal with the limitations by justaposing your personalizations and more realistic facial expressions and interactions through augmented reality, think about it.
Think how much you would save instead of perfecting a gamma of complex and super precise motors to install under the doll skin.

>>60240781
>http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archives/article_0789d577-57c5-5c38-a7af-903dfb585874.html
Waiiiit....

Could the lower fertility rate in the west be due to the Flynn effect?

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>>60240781

>>60241256
>>0% virgins among art students.
Why am I not surprised.
>> CS majors three times as likely to have had sex as Math majors.
Okay, this surpises me a lot actually.

>>60241265
Unlike maths, there are some girls on CS. I'm doing an Applied Maths Master on the same undergrad school and have only known of 6 girl students from the maths department from the entire time I've been there. This is including those that double major, it's a barren wasteland on the courses. I remember seeing 4 girls on an OS course I took several years ago, that's infinitely more than what Algebraic Topology would have.

>>60241458
Huh, I guess the stats are more skewed in the US then. In France you see way more girls in Math than that.

>>60241256
*male students

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>>60236666

Will there be a used market for these things? Where will they go to die?

>>60234636
gender study's why don;t you just burn your money

>>60238091
Anon, I visit Reddit too, but at least have the decency to not post here like a colossal faggot.

All those retards who think a sexbot needs AI.

>>60243224
It depends what you mean by AI, as in, how old?

>>60243224
They kind of do. Even if it is just a basic intelligence AI.

Like, for example, I have an attachment toward my pet cat to the point where I genuinely care about her well-being. I feed her, clean her litter box, and shower her with nothing but affection everyday.

Would I treat an inanimate doll of a cat the same way that I would treat a real cat? HELL NO! That is stupid and insane.

I would have zero emotional attachment toward a sex toy with no feelings and no intelligence whatsoever. For me to treat a robot girl as my sincere romance partner, she needs a certain level of sentience.