Why do Java programmers get so asspained whenever OOP is criticized?

>>60199167
They are niggers.

>>60199167
why does OP create such horrendous threads instead doing something constructive?

>>60199167
Sounds like someone was too stupid to learn the factory pattern.

>>60199273
> pattern
You mean AIDS. I don't like having AIDS so I never touched Java and now I live a code-monkey free existence.

More like Jewva

>>60199375
>now I live a code-monkey free existence.
Is this code for being unemployed or something?

>>60199402
Nope. If your only option in life is to work as a Java programmer you might consider prostitution. Apart from both professions putting you at risk of contracting AIDS, they are effectively similar in many respects, except as a prostitute you might occasionally enjoy your work.

>>60199451
you sound pretty defensive about being unemployed friend

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>>60199460
Nope.

>>60199517
okay well enjoy the neet life i guess