Making a 500gb "zombie apocalypse" usb hdd because

a carefully curated selection of the most cute, artsy, aesthetically pleasant cp

>>60193354
How do you download Wikipedia?

>>60193412
>Implying not all cp is cute, artsy and aesthetically pleasant

>>60193354
Linkin Park - In the End

windows 10 enterprise LTSB 2016 iso
kmspico
script to debloat windows 10 for maximum gaming performance
program to write iso to usb stick
nvidia drivers
600GB of your favorite video games
100GB of your favorite porn
good file compression program to compress all that down to under 500GB

>>60193431
You should be able to find several websites by just googling something like "wikipedia offline download".

>>60193412
cat pictures?

>>60193471
I was thinking Control Panel, but in that case he would have made it a plural.

>>60193354
http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com

>>60193354
Red Star OS ISO + 8gb usb thumb drive

>>60193581
wtf is this shit?

>>60193431
Wikipedia has an emergency community backup protocol in the event of a civilization-ending event or the extinction of humanity. I'm not even shitting you.

>>60193667
kino website

>>60193354
>builds perfect "apocalypse" HDD
>drops it
Doesn't seem like a good idea m8

>>60193431
https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Data_dump_torrents

>>60193720
Why did he glue his pubes to his head?

>>60193354
>What should I put on it other than Wikipedia?
a file system thats easy to implement, restore and reverse engineer

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>>60193354
webmd stuff about basic surgery and how to set broken limbs and shit

>>60193683
Holy shit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Terminal_Event_Management_Policy

>>60194243
Awesome idea, will do.

bolt thrower discography

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a computer and electricity

>>60193354
Use an SSD

>>60196253
SSDs lose data if not powered on frequently.

>>60196337
Damn. What's the most indestructible storage medium?

>>60196584
I'd say disc media as of data integrity. Yes, you have to prevent it from getting scratched but other than that it's good. The only other would be tape drives but they can be quite expensive

>>60193354
Would Wikipedia even fit in 500GB? Even just the English articles?

>>60193354
porn,duh
need to keep your sex drive in check

>>60193354
Gay yiff

>>60194125
Genetics

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>>60194320
:thinking:

>>60193354
weapon maintenence and bomb making instructions, how to deliver a baby, books on gardening and poisonous plants, and geology because some rocks are good

Curate a list and articles on these things
Don't forget pictures (and videos!) of things that would be important, like pictures of toxic foods!

Start off with wilderness survival. If shit hits the fan, you may need to live in the wild for a bit:
How to make good temporary shelter quickly.
How to make a semi-permanent shelter.
How to start fires. How to maintain fires. Efficient fires.
Edibility test. FULL test, raw, lightly and intensively cooked.
Gathering pure water in wild. Purifying water in wild.
Tool making.
How to make traps, either passive or killing kind.
Save all of these videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA/videos
Find other wilderness survival videos too. Loads of good ones out there.
Save them in the most efficient video format. Preferably one that doesn't have a high drain on CPU.

When shit calms down, you can now move on better things - recovering society:
Basic, advanced, exotic farming.
Toxic foods. Medicinal foods. Fuel crops.
Other miscellaneous crops. (thread, fiber, etc.)
Basic animal care. Animal farming, slaughter.
Water purification.
List of fuel sources. Sources of fuel sources.
How to make metal powder fuels. (most flammable oxidation-tier metals work in powder form)
Advanced tool making. Weapon creation.
Home making. Efficient home designs.
How to make bricks, concrete, glass, alternatives.
How to make windows, doors, chairs, tables, beds, cabinets, drawers, etc.

Sciences & resources:
Entry-level and advanced - Biology, Chemistry and Physics.
Electronics too, ancient, modern and advanced electronics.
Batteries, power sources. How the electrical grid works. How it breaks. How to fix it!
Mining, how to dig greedily and dig deep.
How to refine useful minerals from rocks.
What ores are, where they are usually found.
Nuclear, solar, wind, wave and other forms of natural power.
"Dirty" power sources, where to get them, how to refine them. How to do it as cleanly as possible.

Loads more.

>>60198306
But the tl;dr of this entire disaster of a post is:
You need to take the entire history of humans moving out from the wild in to modern society.
You need to do it in baby-steps. Iteratively.
Go to Wikipedia, pick any topic, research the FUCK out of the History section on it.

You essentially need to go from zero to hero in a short period to prevent humanity from collapsing in to a several hundred year civil war.
There's no pointy-eared fucks to come unite humanity here. There's no chance we'll reach energies that are expected to make warp happen. We're having a hard time even making fusion work, we need at least a third generation fusor (wrt fission evolution) in order to potentially hit those energies.
Bringing humanity back to some level of decency will not be an easy task.
We've lived too much of a comfy live to be thrown in to the wild so suddenly.
Most city folks will not survive, even if they consider themselves intelligent and knowledgeable. This is more a case of chance than knowledge.

Also, for the love of fuck, get a battery and solar pack built. See this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVL-jbKjZ0
Your cool list of how to recreate human history in 100 years will be worthless if you can't read the damn thing.
Make a back-up too!
When society collapses, you'll have access to infinity hard drives afterwards. But at least have 2!
The first instant you can, back shit up as much as possible as many times as possible.
Write scripts to do this automatically.

Good luck. Enjoy wasting your time, or not. Go masturbate instead.

>>60193683
>World ends
>Right before it happened someone edited the wiki page of Hitler making him a hero.

>>60193412
Cedar Point?

>>60196640
Doesn't data on a disc decay over time due to warping or some shit?

How would you access the data on the drive if the world as we know it ends?

>>60193354
https://libraryofbabel.info

Literally everything that has been, will be, and will never be written or thought.

>>60193354
>What should I put on it other than Wikipedia?
Rare pepes