>tfw too stupid for linux >tfw too stupid to learn

Get an outdoor hobby like mountain biking

>>60141582
What exactly is to difficult OP? Just take it a step at a time.

It's probably because you decided to listen to /g/ and learn autistic languages first.

Linux is pretty easy, just Google your problems

File: 1487135963691.gif (2MB, 178x260px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 178x260px

>tfw smart enough for Linux, but too stupid for programming

>>60141582
If you had gone with assembly just like I told you everything would've been fine.

>>60141582
Learning a programming language isn't that dificult.
Most of them are logical.
If you can think logically, you can program shit.
Well at least in C

>>60141582
Both are easy

File: 1469427492793.png (302KB, 828x1403px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 828x1403px

>>60141733
this.

I use Ubuntu and I've only had to use the terminal once the whole time I've used the OS (to delete the amazon bloat). GUI is bretty good & it's one of the most widely supported distros.

Also no botnet is very comfy.

>accepts stupidity

You're literally selling yourself short. Even punjabs and urban outfitters wearing codemonkeys can """"master""""" Java and basic languages.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself you miserable pathetic faggot.

what books are written perfectly understandable for absolute beginners? language doesn't matter

File: 1493348626952.jpg (79KB, 440x727px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 440x727px

>>60141582
Just start with C or python for programming.
Then use Ubuntu to start with Linux. It's a fairly simple Linux Distro. You don't need top start on something overly complicated mate. just start simple and work at it. Find some decent resources. But take your time. Unless you're studying it. In which case can't help you since I don't atm.

>>60141582
Get a macbook pro and program in a IDE with autocomplete and built in Documentation like pycharm or xcode. This is literally the only way to program efficiently.

>>60145724
"Programming principles and practices using C++ second edition" by Bjarne Stroustrup, creator of C++.

>>60145724
Thinking in Java by Bruce Eckel
The Little Schemer
Structures and Interpretation of Computer Programming

>>60145724
Eloquent javascript

File: java book img.jpg (52KB, 440x555px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 440x555px

>>60145724
Building Java Programs: A back to basics approach
Third edition, By Stuart Reges & Marty Stepp

I never regretted buying this one.

I'm two smart too be dumb.

>>60145724
Learn python the hard way

>>60145724
>>60147377
Preferably by only reading up on it in a mixture of 4 foreign languages that you have yet to comprehend while being surrounded by pots of hot cooking oil and balancing a glass of water on the top of your head.

>>60147521
The is not that hard. And it's written especially for beginners. There are a lot of useful tips for beginners there. Last three chapters are harder for beginners thought.

>>60147618
Whelp, that's embarrassing...
Sorry, I mistook "Learn python the hard way" for a snarky remark.

>>60148245
Nah. It's just a book. There's a link to it here

http://programming-motherfucker.com/

File: 4L_SUMDvZuH.jpg (274KB, 1414x965px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1414x965px

>>60143217
>he thinks linux is botnet-free