>2017 >sleeping like a noob https://www.kickstarter.c

>kikestarter
ye whatever phampai

you truly have not slept unless you wake up to a pillow on fire

>>60118593
Gamer pillows? YES GIVE ME 10

>>60118593
it doesnt have multiplayer

DROPPED

>>60118593
>waking up to a light inches from your eyes

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>virtual hug incentive

>>60118899
Remember when this shit was cute? Before the Googles and Apples and etc tainted fun

>>60118593
>>60118806
Fake Dawn (Gentle alarm clock) - https://f-droid.org/app/org.balau.fakedawn

Just set it to n*1.5h+15min after you go to sleep.

>gaymen pillows
I want off this ride

>>60118806

>delet

>>60118593
BOTNET
ENABLED
PILLOWS

IT'S 2017

>>60118593
portal pillows are a thing now huh

>>60118593
I'll just wait for the pillow hacks to occur and set these gamers on fire in their sleep.
Natural selection at it's finest.

>>60118593
>TRON pillow
wew

>hack botnet pillows
>play back subliminal ads at 4AM
>stop when the pillow detects that the human is awake

Genius.

how the fuck they reached 250k??

>>60119186
Insomnia and sheep hygiene are a major issue in some western countries, though it's mostly retarded millenials throwing money at the latest scam, like Jewcero

>a team with over 10 years of experience

Do they know that this is usually expressed as a cumulative? Most people would say something like "our people have a combined 250 years of experience in the industry". It sounds like they just got 10 new grads with < 1 year experience each. Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.

Honestly isn't such a bad idea. A bit expensive, but if the speakers are good then it's pretty much worth it. I feel like you're trying too hard to find another juicero.

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>>60119310
Gotta keeps those sheep clean senpai

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>sleeping like a noob

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>you can effortlessly control your body's sleep & wake hormones thanks to the power of science & technology

>>60118593
I would rather fall for the purple meme pillow

>has an app
>no WiFi
Dropped this piece of garbage.

>>60118806
Been meaning to try one of these. Do they really take the edge off the alarm time?

>>60118593
Didnt I see this on Shark Tank

>>60118806
Or you know, you could open your window for free

>>60119416
So progressive