How do you make sure you devices weren't tampered with

>>60092687
nice try CIA/NSA/FBI/CSIO

>>60092687
>Being away

by being a NEET and never leaving my house.

>>60092687
encrypting them?

>>60092687
smear feces on them.

>>60092809
BAD answer.

>>60092898
gr8 argument

i leave a booger on the powr button

>turn off monitors
>leave PC on
>don't lock it
>go to work
>come back
>everything's fine because I'm not an obsessively paranoid faggot with nosy, untrustworthy dicks for friends/family
>turn monitors back on
>shitpost on /g/

>>60092687
You only do important/corporate shit with a microchip you always carry with you, that's the answer

>>60092687
Put your devices together and pour rice over them. Take a photograph.

>>60092687
I smell them and then I can told you whether someone touched it or not

check cumstains for fingerprints

>>60093554
Holy fuck he's good! Son, how'd you like to come work for Uncle Sam?

>>60093336
i wish my life was as good as yours

>>60092687
Son, define 'away'. Is it
- left in a crowded public place like some pub and its still there. press #1
- lost at some ONS-spot. It'll give it back to you later that day. press #2
- U suspect some random householdmember is tampering with it. press #3
- U're generally a bit heavy on the paranoide side of things. press #666

buy quality stuff then twist it into sleeper cables and put quality appearance on shit gear

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