Why don't you use one again? >all day battery >100%

>>60041941
>no dock
>utter shit port selection
>worst keyboard I've ever used

>>60041941
>lifestyle
>going around with a flashlight aimed at your face
>wasting money on half assed laptop and not paying for proper working space
>dongles

nothanks.tiff

>>60041941
>100% metal unibody build
>no fans
>never gets hot

Stop talking out of your ass OP. I own a macbook myself and this shit keeps overheating for doing simple fucking shit like watching flash. God its horrendous.

Every fucking time this piece of shit wait until it reaches 50 deg and then kicks in full throttle. I would say it was perfect if it was not for the overheating shit

>>60042472
>>60042168
>dongles
>ports
>docks

It's like you don't want a laptop

>>60042168

the keyboard is only shit on the newest model

no clue why they did that

>>60042798
>dongles
Never said anything about them
>ports
Well it is a computer, what good is a computer if you can't plug anything into it?
>docks
They're fucking great. I will never buy a laptop without one.

It's got the specs of a $250 chromebook. Fucking dual core even lmao. Lower clock speed than my phone

But I do OP
I even have the meme bar

>>60041941
>all day battery

>>60042885
>falling for the Megahertz myth

>>60041941
>less than $800
It's not.

you guys are so full of shit it's amazing. have a 2013 and it still runs as if it was brand new. Only time the fans kick in is in graphic intensive stuff so 95% of what I do on it it's silent and never throttles.

>inb4 facebook machine and other dumb memes

>>60041941
i like the surface book more.

Is this the one that throttles to 600mhz or was that the Pro model?

If it were less than $800 I'd already own one. They're upwards of $1,200.

>>60044234
this

/g/ is just contrarian when anything is popular and just works.

>>60041941
>using a laptop...

>>60041941
>>never gets hot
you clearly don't do anything worthwhile on your machine. I have to use a mac to compile iOS apps (part of my job) and those fuckers heat up like a bitch. Also, it does have fans.
Unless you're talking about that Core M shit stain. You might as well have just bought a tablet, they have stronger processes and you can't do shit but browse facebook on it.

it's not truly wireless. Also, it's wireless has been blacked(.)com. Ever connected to a network with a DHCP conflict? Mac just fucking shit itself and cannot connect. Complaining that another IP already has that lease. It never fucking decides to maybe.... RENEW THE FUCKING LEASE.

>>60041941
Slow as fuck

>>60044461
pretty useful if you do a lot of work on the go. I also use one docked. But when I leave, I just pick it up and go. Very simple.

>>60044523
This. I used to own a macbook 2015 and as soon as I started web browsing performance went to shit. Not only that but shit got really hot, like castration-grade hot.

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>>60041941
>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have <70% aRGB
>gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

>>60044722
>Can we finally put an end to this meme?
no because this board is full of reddit and facebook users

>>60043008
you gotta look in the right places

>>60044722
>Can we finally put an end to this meme?
Can you finally put an end to that copypasta?

>all day battery
Days are not 5 hours
>100% metal unibody build
This is not a good thing
>truly wireless
See second response
>USB C
Like 90% of 2016 laptops
>never gets hot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>no fans
See third response
>perfect Windows / Linux support
See fourth response
>less than $800
Still to much for a laptop this quality
>aesthetic
I'll give you that
>pure UNIX OS
See fifth response

>>60044835
What's so funny about UNIX?

>>60041941
>>all day battery
Nope.
>>100% metal unibody build
That's a reason not to use it.
>>truly wireless
My laptop also doesn't have any wires connected to it when I'm on the go. This isn't any more wireless than any other laptop.
>>USB C
So ?
>>never gets hot
Wrong.
>>no fans
Again, reason not to use it.
>>perfect Windows / Linux support
Nope.
>>less than $800
Haha.
>>aesthetic
Nah.
>>pure UNIX OS
Not quite.

>>60041941
Honestly I just don't like the keyboard, and have no desire to switch operating systems

Even at work we use Windows machines

If they made one with a decent keyboard I'd consider it

>>60044424
No they fucking aren't, you autist. Look on eBay, there's at least 10 right now for under $800

>>60044489
Wow, maximum autist detected. There is no fan, just go look at the ifixit teardown if you don't believe me. Therefore I am going to disregard everything you said because clearly it's inaccurate.

Have they ever given an official explanation for why you can't connect any iPhone to the new Macbooks without separately buying an adapter?

>>60042168
The dock is USB C

>>60044424
Hey refurbished

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>>60045642
Yeah, no. This is a real dock. All I have to do is set my laptop down and it's plugged into everything. Call me when Apple releases a laptop with one.

>>60045665
It's just as easy to plug in the USB C Christ man this isn't a big deal

>>60046270
No, it's not. It may not be a big deal to you, but it is to me. If I can't simply set my laptop down, I'm not interested.

>>60041941
There should be a limit on how many lies you can tell in one post.

>>60044797
Give it back, Jamal.

>>60044797
like where? serious question since im interested in getting one, preferably europe

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>>60041941
>truly wireless

>>60042798
I want a laptop not an oversized cellphone

>>60041941
>100% metal unibody build
No thanks I don't want a soda can laptop