Why don't thay make nuclear-powered smartphones, so we don't

>>60006018
i want to fug shimakaze

>>60006018
For the same reason that despite all of our scientific knowledge, we can't make OP any less of a faggot.

dumb boatslut poster

>>60006018
Is that a nuclear reactor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

>>60006337
lmao

>>60006018
>op holds phone to his head constantly
>brain melts from repeated exposure to mildly irradiated battery
>nothing of value is lost

A heat difference engine that uses the fact that only one side of the phone touches the body when not is use seems like a more practical idea.

>>60007617
fucking retard

>>60007637
rude

Why don't phones have a gasoline engine to power them when not in use?

>>60006018
RTG powered smartphone should be doable, if you don't mind a pound of lead for radiation shielding.

With that logic they should also do a nitrogen powered smartphone so each time you need to recharge it you just stick the charging capsule in your anus and fart as hard as you can.

>>60009009
You mean methane?

>>60010003
>>60009009
What about wet poo? I have IBS, I would never run out of power.

>tfw IBS gives me an edge for once!

>>60007617
Who the fuck puts phones up to their heads anymore?

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>>60006018
>>60006290

>>60010469
soon we will put our heads in the phones.

>>60006018
How do you propose we shove a nuclear reactor in a smartphone?

>>60010469
>op keeps phone in pocket constantly
>goes sterile from repeated exposure to mildly irradiated battery
>nothing of value is lost

Gee i won durr hwhy

>>60006018
Batteries always sucked and will continue sucking.
What about making screens that do not need an entire power plant to power?

>>60012568
good, we should give that to the entire planet. maybe it won't be so crowded in 50 years.

>>60014517
yea traffic is a bitch.
Better to just kill all humans so I don't have to get up so early to get to work.

>>60006018
dumb moeposter