its really fun being a 'c purist' because its litteraly

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meanwhile REAL languages like javascript have both oop and actual functional programming built in, C is just a weird sewage of bad practices and unsafe code

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How does perl hold up against other languages such as C++?

You don't have to try so hard to get a You anon, just act flirty on /b/ or something, it would be enough

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How does ebonics stack up against core script languages based on Linux defragmenters?

And this is what happens when you're neglected by your daddy gentlemen...

>>59981281
haha

>>59980841
>you can learn the entire of c after reading one 120 page book in one sitting
The Scheme spec is 40 pages

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>>59980841
Maki is not the queen of /g/
Link is....

>>59981651
NOOOOOO

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>>59981663
And Alex is the king. There is literally nothing (nothing) you can do to make your hideous waifu any higher than a measly peasant.

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>>59981651
The things I would do to a boy with such an ass and girly figure mmm

>>59980841
You can learn the basics of every language in one sitting. You don't even have to learn anything for any language you just look up stuff as you need it.

>mfw codemonkeys think they are intelligent