>click on button >a window flickers in the background

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>close application
>warning sound plays

The Apple iPhone 7 doesn't have this problem

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>>59975481
>open application
>window is too big for current resolution
>bottom of window is off the bottom of the screen
>important button is at the bottom

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Svchost.exe uses 20%cpu while idle

>>59975699
>msmpeng.exe using a ton of disk I/O

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>check Task Manager
>9 instances of program.exe

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>cmd prompt randomly appears and closes on windows 10

>>59975469
Please explain

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>>59975469
>7zip
>unzip file
>it gives a single error which causes the windows which normally closes automatically to not close
>error is just a warning that there's more files after having unzipped

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>Watching porn on android phone
>A symbol flickers in the taskbar on the top of the screen

>>59975699
Wow you mean the services on your system are working when higher priority threads aren't running? Who the fuck would have guessed

>>59975869
GNU/Linux doesn't have this problem.

>move mouse
>hear HDD writing something

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>>59975896
for me
>move mouse
>hear buzzing through headphones that's pitch synchronized to the mouse movement

doesn't even matter what usb port I use or which of the two headphone ports

>>59975745

Beware. "Program" might be using Electron

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>boot up pc
>ATTENTION! Your system has been blocked by RCMP due to one of the reasons specified below.

>>59975890
Lmao thread scheduling isnt "a problem" and Linux 100% does do it

>>59975957
It didn't take virus levels of cpu to do it in Linux

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>browsing cp
>pop up window
>FBI knows

>computer starts beeping out of nowhere, three short beeps, three long beeps, three short beeps

>>59976005
???? The scheduler isn't wasting cpu, it's a service on your system. Svchost is just how services gain execution, it's whatever service they're running that is 20% CPU, not necessarily from windows
That's like running Apache as a service on Linux and it using 20% cpu and saying wtf Linux is broken

i vaguely remember as a kid going on a murder spree on morrowind and the game crashed with this weird spooky message.

>>59976071
>long running kernel processes spinning for no apparent reason is not a bug.

u wut?

what in the fuck is the kernel doing that it's stuck running, pinning a whole cpu to itself for long periods of time?

>>59976196
Services are ring 3 not ring 0

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>>59976067
Why don't you answer it's calls for help anon?

>>59975912
Welcome to onboard audio or shitty audio cards.
Get something with EMI Shielding or use an external DAC, you don't need anything hyperautistic, but you probably don't want chink shit either...

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>Torrent program and run the keygen
>Hard drive and fans starts spinning at full speed and very hot air starts blowing out of the vents
>Rebooting doesn't fix the problem

>attempt unzipping rar while seeding a torrent
>"the file is currently in use by another application"

>>59976300
You've got yourself a bitcoin miner.

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>>59976300
>Installing pirated Office on family computer in front of family.
>Run keygen.exe
>Fullscreen window with naked anime girls appears
>System sound is now on 100% blasting some weeb song from the speakers
>Keyboard doesn't work except for lights blinking with the music
>Only things I can do are powering off the computer or proceeding with the keygen thing
>Fuck it I'm too deep into it now
>Go through the 2 minute process that seemed to last 2 years and click with relief on the EXIT button that appeared
>End credits start rolling with the name of the crackers in huge ASCII art
>Lasts 2 other minutes and then closes

>Mfw

Sometimes I miss the Windows XP days.

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>watching a film with my wireless headset
>sound get distorted

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>Click on X to close pop-up
>It was part of the pop-up

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>>59975469
>be kid
>be introduced to the wonderful world of torrents
>be interested in video editing
>...
>pirate sony vegas
>new to pirating software
>install sony vegas
>oh i have to run keygen.exe
>chiptune blaring
>oh fuck this sum gud shit
>unreeeal_superhero_3.xm
>tfw that gud RZR1911 Cracktro music
>tfw not even a Razor release
>tfw digressing on a shitpostboard
>get cold feet, exit keygen,
>go eat food
>time for mid food piss
>walk towards bathroom which isn't far from my room
>that fucking song is playing
>mfw
>Keygen fucking pops up again
>jfc
>run MBAM
>no problems
>wtf
>go back and play on the internet
>keygen randomly pops up again
>Generate a key, maybe it'll stop
>HOURS LATER, DOES IT AGAIN
>decide to look all over for how to remove this
>deleting the downloaded data didn't solve the problem
>couldn't find shit in any registry for this
>after like a day of searching found it nested in like 3 different system folders
>deleted it
>no more keygen sound
>repented
>gave up software piracy for a few years

>>59976503
This shit right here man... The days before popup blockers and adblockers were pretty rough.

>strange distorted voices and music is coming out of my cheap Logitech boxes
>close every program but the voices are still there
>turns out there are radio stations in Eastern Europe which use ancient technology which interfered with my boxes

>>59976162
what did it say anon?

>>59976071
That's not really the point of this thread or my original post on svchost tho. I wasnt knocking windows, just the fact that if services are running like that it's likely you have a virus. That's the point of this thread, weird anomalies that imply you could have a virus.

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>typing
>text is taking slightly longer than usual to appear on the screen
>type out 'fuck you stop keylogging me' in case someone is actually stealing your shit

>>59975797
fucking oracle mysql

>>59975797
this has been happening to me lately on windows 7
I'm just a tourist with normie tier computer literacy
What the fuck does this mean

>>59978761
They're already inside. It's too late. Start rubbing magnets on your HDD.

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>>59975942
>RCMP
Whatchya got on the ol hard dreve ey?

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>open a bunch of degenerate porn sites
>go to the most degenerate videos
>look at url
>not using HTTPS

>>59976038
>>browsing cp
>>pop up window
>>FBI knows
this happens to me too bro listen if you want to meet in rl and discuss this issue that would be totally rad. what is your nam mine is uh mike yes mike. send me a pic of yourself, you handsome devil you. rad it up max, bro. computer hacking is the future #mrrobot. i promuse i am not fbi, or nothin...

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>>59975469
dont worry pham it was just incidental collection

>>59975469
I think this shit is just a cheap and shady way to get ad revenue on a site.
Like the search button or something, or the text field next to it. click it, a window pops up for a split second before closing.
Pisses me off.

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>install legitimate photoshop cc 2017
>halfway through the installer, all my windows are minimized, explorer.exe is killed, and I'm left with a black screen and the Adobe Installer
>I try to press CTRL ALT DEL so I can spawn task manager and restart explorer.exe
>as I open task manager the windows pop back into place like nothing happens, desktop is fixed

>>59979567
>Not using Ctrl Shift ESC to get Task Manager up

>>59979663
doesn't send emergency interrupt signal like ctrlaltdel does

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>make an edgy post on /pol/
>hear police sirens in the distance

>>59976943
Ah yes this happened to me five years ago.

>>59976708
yo I use that same sony vegas pro 8.0 download to do video editing weekly. I have since high school. one of the best programs I've ever stolen.

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>Go to website A.
>Accidentally enter credentials for website B.

>>59979779
Say what?
Alright, you're gonna have to explain this one to me.

>>59980147
Programs are separated from the NT kernel. This is so that even if shit freezes, Windows prioritizes mouse movement, your keyboard, and ctrl+alt+del. Sending ctrl+alt+del forces the screen for ctrl+alt+del (which I can't remember what it's called) up at the highest priority. Just doing ctrl+shift+esc would mean that signal is sent, but you'd have to wait until processes start to die down before task manager loaded. And at that point, you wouldn't really need it.

Basically, NT kernel puts ctrl+alt+del on priority, not ctrl+shift+esc. If shit freezes, ctrl+alt+del will work better.

also install gentoo