https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNl TNE1y9DM Why does MKBHD

>>59968434
Not your blog, Marques.

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>>59968434
>Why does MKBHD always have the worst reviews?

fixed that for you, nigger

>>59968610
Find me just one other youtuber with content as dope as his, while also having the most crisp content in the game.

I'm waiting.

>>59968631
>his reviews are good because expensive camera and nigger music
Enjoy your shilling

>>59968650
Still waiting.

He doesn't do reviews because all he does is read the specs from the box blurb. His popularity is a travesty.

I'm surprised he doesn't review basketball games or the taste of watermelon.

>>59968650
Well, the expensive camera does make it more enjoyable.

Look at the screenshot in the OP for example. You can clearly read everything even when it's white on orange on a low-res frame.
That's how crisp it it.

Seriously, you need serious skills to make that white on orange readable as well as it is in the video.

>>59968650
>nigger music
...Deadmau5 is a pasty white guy.

>>59969472
...who makes nigger music

>>59968631
Linus does proper phone reviews too, where he actually uses the phone for a few weeks. There's no unboxing or other shit, there's actual info about what it was like to use.

Or at least he did in the past.

>>59969472
That Deadmau5 song hasn't been in his videos for years.
He now plays hip hop

>>59969490
How is it nigger music?
As fas as EDM goes, his stuff is the polar opposite of what blacks make/listen to.

>>59969608
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of him fapping to the BBC that's penetrating his wife.

>>59969608
>Or at least he did in the past.
Exactly.

His production quality is amazing, and his actual content isn't too bad. I disagree with his opinions but he mentions most of the things I wish to know about a product, the very specific details can be found with a quick Google search. That's why his reviews are popular, he basically hits all the marks for the mass market.

He knows what he's doing, he knows what his audience wants. If he started making 40 minute long reviews with the production style of Lisa Gade (who makes great reviews, by the way, the best for pure information and proper testing) then people wouldn't be interested.

Got to love that fucking 8K RED footage. Watching his videos on my 1366x768 ThinkPad in 1440p mode makes me feel like I'm looking at a 2K OLED display.

>>59968434
i fucking hate this HD nigger

>>59969718

>Got to love that fucking 8K RED footage. Watching his videos on my 1366x768 ThinkPad in 1440p mode makes me feel like I'm looking at a 2K OLED display.
>a 1366x768 panel
>looks like a 2K OLED

Uhmmm... right.

>>59969988

The colors pop and the footage is crisp, is what I meant you dumb autist.

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>>59968434
>mkbhd

You mean tech nigger?

>>59968688
I can't read it.
What's written on it?

>>59968434
Tech nigger is pretty good, but he should take care of his dry crusty 90 year old hands more.

It's really disgusting.
And I know it's not a nigger skin thing because I know a few blacks with good skin.

>>59969651
>BBC
The whole channel staff is fucking his wife?

>>59968470
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>>59968657
Not him, but all Pocketnow Michael Fisher's era reviews, Mr. Mobile (his channel), Jaime Rivera's reviews. They're one of the best and most consistent.

>>59971177
>pocketnow
isn't that the channel that does those "throwback" reviews with old phones? Because i really liked those

>>59971197
Yes, that's the one. There are very few channels doing that. Michael Fisher reviewed HTC 10 in 2017. too. It's one of the few worthy upgrades from the S5. This is very interesting though:
https://www.xda-developers.com/report-samsung-galaxy-s5-remains-most-popular-samsung-device-in-usa-as-of-february-2017/

>>59968434
>tfw was supposed to get mine today but FedEx didn't deliver

>>59968434
He doesn't. He was one of the first reviewers to record in HD back when HD wasn't a standard and he has 'HD' in his YouTube handle. Aside from him making good quality videos all he does it complain about first world problems and advertise for the companies that pay him shill shekels.

>>59968631
DetroitBORG

>>59971483
>first world problems
get back to work pajeet, you don't get paid $5 an hour to shitpost on 4chinz.

>>59971414
Oh yes, i love those phones. They don't make me spam "i wish i had this phone again" like the rest of comments on those videos, but instead makes me feel happy seeing them working and the menus and stuff.

>>59968669
kek

who /flossy/ here?

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>>59968688
I can't read it either.

>>59972774
Sorry, only /klossy/ here.

Jesus Christ I fucking hate racists. Very weak minded ideology honestly.

With that being said mkbhd is okay. His actual reviews can be fairly shallow, but he has a great personality and the video quality is amazing. Would love to see him diversify his content somewhat.

>>59973127
kill yourself nigger

>>59973247
Poor response. Weak minded.

>>59968434
Lmaoo called that phone number

>>59973271
Actually has his voice on the voice mail

>Bixnood assistant

>>59973281

Does he say "Ayyyy waddizup caller MKBHD here, I can't answer the phone right now but I'll get back to you soon, peace!"?

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>>59973316
>Hi I can't pick up plz leave a message

>>59968434
>Vomit spec sheets
>Add dope

Profit

>>59968631
Michael Fisher aka Mr.Mobile aka ex-employee of Pocket Now

>>59970004
>footage is crisp
>crisp

Don't you need to keep sucking corporate cocks, tech nigger?

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Not as good as my husbando

This guy makes me feel peaceful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZ0aH-hiUU

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>mfw of all the posters in this thread, only the tripfag noticed the number in the pic, despite all my attempts at bringing attention to it.

>>59973295
>Bixnood
How do you even pronounce that?

Is it like "bicksnood" or "biznood"?

>>59968434
dave2d is best

>>59974029
Soothing chink is actually pretty decent

Any "reviewer" that doesn't do a complete tear down and analysis is a pleb that's not to be trusted.

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>>59968434
am I the only on that doesn't like this design? the way the screen curves around the corners is disgusting

>>59968631
I don’t see a review there. He’s just reading the specs and swiping across the home screen.

He’s another reviewer who’s too pussy to make a real review, because he doesn’t want to upset Samsung and possibly stop getting review units ahead of launch date.

He’s a sham.