>"Hey there's the computer whiz! Can you help us

Give me $50.

$60 for the first hour, $20/h for each additional hour.

I'll have you done in 2 hours but I request $200/hr. I will clean and install antivirus for you, and add air freshener inside your computer free of charge

>>59963620
>$20/h
fucking hell don't you have any self respect you nig nog that's fucking chump change

>anon the pc is acting funny what the fuck did you do to it??????

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>>59963844

>>59963820
The whole point is to discourage them from wanting my help at all. I don't expect anyone to actually pay that much.

>>59964437
He's saying that's stupid cheap.
$20/hour for consulting, and $100 for parts and labour.

>>59963844
I'll fix it if you pay me again.

>>59964530
No fucking shit, and I'm saying I don't expect to be paid anything because the whole point is to make them not want to pay me. I don't know anyone who will accept $60 upfront + $20/h when they're expecting free service.

>hey son you know about technology help me with (completely underrated car problem)

>>59964679
Maki a shit.

>>59964664

>saying unrelated is hard

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>>59964664
>underrated car problem

>>59964698
underrated post

>>59964664
>Anon you're good with computers, right? Can you fix my fridge?