I have an interview for Java + SQL internship in 2 days. What

>>59956812

What happens when they jerk off? Whose hand do they use?

>>59956823
good i think they have 2 penises and they jerk only 1 with 1 hand

>>59956812
What happens if one wants to use the loo but the other follows the ancient indian tradition of designated shitting streets?

>>59956812

>that filename

10/10

>>59956812
Hibernate stuff I'd guess.

>>59956812
Tell me about joined tables?
What experience do you have with SQL and databases?
etc shit like this

>>59956973

goddamn JOINS everywhere

How do internships work?

Arent they supposed to teach you? Why do they have such high expectations at the interview?

>>59956812
Pic related is how it feels to use Windows 10

>>59956812
Sum the number of all primes under 2 Billion

>>59957028

Internships are basically low wage work, sometimes even for free.

>>59957028
they're supposed to teach you, but in reality they look for somebody who can do as many of the things as possible but doesn't enjoy the luxury of being able to put in on their resume because they haven't really done anything with it yet.