It's spider season! What are you doing to protect your

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>>59949622

"Protect" against spiders ..?

Hah! There is no protection. Thay R in ur Internets, spinning spinning their webs of lies.

Spiders are your friends. Don't kill spiders. They eat all the bugs that cause you problems. Spiders are your friends.

>>59949681
t. spidf


some spiders r gud, some spiders r bad!!

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>>59949681
tfw just squished a big ass huntsman crawling around my toilet.

>>59949681
Spiders are cool. I used to have a pet tarantula.

>>59949681
My arachnophobia won't allow me to accept that. Any spider that enters my domain gets vacuumed.

My computer is turned on 24/7. No spider would ever dare to enter it.

I saw a nasty spider inside my computer one time so I taped up all the holes besides where the fans are, ran prime95 for ~48 hours, and baked the fucker

>>59949681
Even if I met Rachnera Arachnera I wouldn't like it. I hate spiders.

>>59949622
I have very similar 1-3 in my room almost every year. They are terrifying. I usually find them because they are running on my table during night.


I'm sure they always get in here because my windows are leaking a bit

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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

>>59949766
y?

I drowned one in the shower this morning. Stay outside stupid fucking spiders. Come inside my domain and you're dead.

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>>59951541
centipedes make the same noise as the 'shaker' instrument

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>>59951441
would you bang her?

>>59951620
Y-yes, b-but how?

>>59951601
GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!

I got a house spider that hangs out in the back corner on the roof in my shower.

He's pretty chill.

>>59951665
get on my level i got like ten

>>59949681
t. Spider Internet Defence Force

>>59951311

Here, have a (You)

>>59949681
this

spiderbro is best bro

>>59951541
Fuck these things look terrifying, luckily there's none where I live. I don't like insects in general so I don't think I would be able to handle those, maybe I'll just stay here north where large insects can't survive.

>>59951777
It's not an insect and it's completely harmless. It's literally the arthropod version of a gecko: goes fast, eats bugs and doesn't hurt you.

>>59951620
FEARGASM

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>>59949622
Spiders are your friends, m8.

nothing, because i don't live in a shithole with holes everywhere

>>59949766
Huntsman spiders are some of the most harmless spiders there are. While they look scary, they actually help you by eating other annoying insects like roaches and they don't build webs around your house. You should be ashamed of killing a true spiderbro.

>>59949681
>tfw no spiders to eat my code bugs

There aren't any spiders where I live, the ground is probably radioactive from the old factories that were here before. (used to get tonnes when living near a river)

>>59950194

What happens when you have to empty the bag/cylinder? Does mammy do that for you?

>>59952007
spray RAID into the tube when it's on.

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>>59951601
>calling maracas the 'shaker' instrument

>>59952007
Put bag in trash, insert new one, done? Implying you bought a bagless vacuum lol

>>59951620
100%, if I could figure out how to do it efficiently.

>>59952007
The spider will be dead so it won't bother me. Simple, huh?

>>59951777
Look up earwigs
>yfw you find out why they're called earwigs

You are now aware that some Tarantulas keep a pet frog in their homes. The frogs eat tiny insects that could harm the Tarantulas eggs, and in turn the Tarantula protects the tiny frog and pets it with its legs.
http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/animal-planet-presents/videos/top-10-odd-animal-couples-tarantula-the-frog/

>>59952035
>because some of the RAID won't spray out the vent creating a death cloud

>>59949622
Spiders are a blessing. I hate burgerclaps who kill them for no reason.

>>59952910
So many spiders in this thread right now wtf

>>59952933
There is no reason to kill spiders other than eww it's icky and scary. Are you a teenage girl?

>>59952968
Yes.

>>59949622
>It's spider season!
I-is it?

>>59951795
I know but it looks terrifying and disgusting, I'm not used to insects like that since I'm from northern Finland

>>59952782
Horrible, why do so many invertebrates have to be so disgusting. I don't think there's insects like that here luckily.

>>59951870
Dropping bits of meat on the floor

....

Gee I wonder wear why he had cockroaches?

>>59953044
IT'S NOT AN INSECT!!!!1

>>59953069
Oh fuck I called it an insect again, maybe I'm retarted

>>59952985
fuck you for this. i took of my headphones to check

Don't worry anon, it's not like spiders can actually harm your hardware

nothing is comfier than a spider living in there, beside, it's not like we actually come out and bother you, right?

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>>59953310
>we

Ok where should I live that has very little insects and has at least some decent jobs for when i finish CS?

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I'm more interested in protecting myself from these pieces of shit

>>59949622
Nothing, because they kill all the other insects and keep to themselves. Spiders are our friends

>>59949622
my house is full of centipedes

the spiders are dead

>>59953044
i was scared shitless of house centipedes until i touched one by accident. they basically die from fear. it's so pathetic i can't feel scared of them anymore

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>>59951976
You'd let this roam about your house?

>>59953738
Don't reply to paid spider shills!

I killed a black widow in my basement today.

>>59949622
>spider season!
m8 it's always fucken spider season just have a cricket bat handy for the cunts

>>59953937
First a Vietnam vet and now this. You need to be caught already.

I always find these very small spiders on the wall behind the monitor, I take them and bring the out in the plants. For some time I had the same spider come in. Since I don't live in that hell that is called Australia I don't have to worry about venomous spiders

>>59954155
>Since I don't live in that hell that is called Australia I don't have to worry about venomous spiders

You realize venomous spiders are nearly all over the world, right?

>>59951334
My fucking sides

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>be a britbong
>house spiders spend all summer fattening up
>In autumn they stop hiding and come out to crawl around inside houses looking for a mate
>can move as quickly as a startled mouse
>regularly get as big as pic related
>all drop dead around October
>consistently have to clean up giant spider corpses and molts
just kill me

>>59951637
She has a puss slightly above her spider body

>>59954266
I hate those, they are really gross.
We get a shitload of them too.

I, for one, welcome our arachnid overlords, and will dance to the song of their people.

>>59954283
I-is it an epigynum? Will it accommodate my human penis n-nicely?

>>59953521
same here any technology to deal with those fuckers?

>>59949622
pour vinegar along the ground outside you're door sills.
spiders like to come in from the rain.

>>59954266
I used to have one of these around. I once tried to put him in front of the door but he returned directly. He didn't want to leave... So I let him go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawPt3V3zts

>>59952970
I have found a few of these around my apartment so far this year. Good times.

>>59951977
Underrated post

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I don't kill the centipedes that I see running around my apartment. In return they kill all kinds of pests for me.

>>59955311
Will they kill my wife?

>>59949622
Windows Defender

This thread is infested with 8 legged freaks.

>>59955739
They'll kill your wife's son.

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>>59949681
t. spider

>a bunch of faggots not wanting spiders in their homes to get rid of pests
As someone who hates bugs, I'd much prefer spiders over fucking cockroaches or worse, bedbugs, in my home. Fuck those things.

At least with spiders you mostly only see one at a time.

I am the spiderman. My spiders eat my other pests n shit. Postin for my spiderbros who an't type.
Gonna give them red and blue spandex suits soon as a reward for nesting in the outdoor Wii U instead of my other electronics.

>>59957322
Spiders won't kill roaches and bedbugs.

As someone who is allergic to spider venom I can tell you for a fact that 99% of the people that get bitten in their sleep never know it.

You know that weird tickle that you feel in the middle of the night and can never find its source? That was a fucking spider laughing all the way to the bank with your delicious cell juice dripping from his microscopic mandibles.

>>59957373
Fucking pussy stop keeping smoll spiders and upgrade to the big ass ones.
They can't hurt you worse than bedbugs and roaches will/already are.

>>59957406
Weakling. It only tickles me.

>>59957373
>Spiders won't kill roaches and bedbugs.
Lazy fucks don't kill anything. Almost all the time I'm killing the other insects because these spider fucks are too slow.

>>59957406
Also the real reason those cobwebs are so shitty looking is because the tiny fuckers lost the genetic code to create decent webs because they are feasting on your fucking elbows and ankles.

>>59957501
The answer is more spiders for your infestation or actual cleanup work.
If you cleaned your house, you wouldn't have more pests than your spiders can handle.

>>59957554
Get better genetics tripfag

>>59957594
>more spiders
When did we let spider post on 4chan?

>>59949766
you bastard.
i hope a redback bites you on the ass.

>>59957594
The answer is keep bugs that will actually kill the ones you don't like. Centipedes will hunt and kill roaches if they're in small numbers. Nothing is going to kill bedbugs unfortunately.

>>59951480
grow a pair, ya whiney bitch

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>>59957718
>Nothing is going to kill bedbugs unfortunately.
Can't we donate some of that cancer reseach money to better ways at killing bedbugs? Seriously fuck those things and maybe ticks too.

>>59957784
What exactly do you want people to do about them? We know exactly what will kill them, but because of the places they infest and how quickly they reproduce you can't spot treat them. Saturating an apartment or house in pesticides isn't good for anything inside of it, either. I don't think it's possible to develop a very well tolerated pesticide that kills (bed) bugs extremely well. Even shit that is largely harmless to humans like pyrethrins become toxic if you flood them in the amounts you'd need to fumigate an apartment.

>>59952782
>you find out why they're called earwigs
>Entomologists suggest that the origin of the name is a reference to the appearance of the hindwings, which are unique and distinctive among insects, and resemble a human ear when unfolded.
What's so especially horrible about that?

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>>59951541
And usually wins. Kinda strange how rare they are. Kinda scary and their bite is painful.

>>59955084
Put some lemon eucalyptus oil in a jar in your room, it repels mosquitos like the ICE repels mexicans, and it is totally natural and non-toxic.

>>59949681
t.spider

>>59949647
can someone photoshoop some kawaii eyes on it?

>>59957980
seriously amazes me how good people can shoop photos nowadays

Also geez you faggots just trying to stir shit up and scare me for moving to the basement and sleeping there

There's no carpet it's solid floor and everything is clean, I saw a roach in my bathroom dead

Please tell me no bedbugs will come

>>59958188
If you saw one roach there are 10 more you didn't see. The centipedes will kill them, and bedbugs too if it can find any before they infest your mattress/couch, but unless you have a centipede horde they won't kill all the roaches.

>>59952985

this is my worst fear, i literally check them every time before i put the on

>mom just killed one today
>the second I see it in the house it must die
Why?

spiders web my trash can and eat the flies there, why would I want to harm my spideybros

>>59958295
The worst is putting on your motorcycle helmet, and going 70 down the interstate, and suddenly spider bro comes to hang out... On your nose.

Happens more than I care to admit

Is this 3rd worlder general? How the fuck do you all have bedbugs and roaches in your houses? The worst I'll have some flies flying around here and there in the middle of the summer.

>>59955311
Go fuck yourself. I'd rather have spiders than these any fucking day.

>>59949681
This
t. a human

>>59958240
So the best solution to the bedbug problem is to release a bunch of house centipedes into your bedding?

>>59959432
get a load of this fancy pants and his house with no critters

must be nice living a privileged life

>>59960189
lol I'm not even earning $5k/year and you call me privileged.

>>59949681
sounds like something a spider would say

Is it worth it to have a spider as a pet?

>>59960104
i agree
t. totally not a spider

>>59959633
Why? Afraid of legs?

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This is a comfy thread

Just let a bunch of lizards loose in your house. Maybe big lizards if you have too many bugs

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>>59961137
>Tfw have an iguana
>lazy fuck hasn't eaten the first spider
>just smokes my weed, lays out under the tanning lamp, and eats salad all day
>holier than thou vegan type, you know?
>pretty sure he voted for Hillary
>told him I'm getting a Chameleon, if he doesn't tighten up
>so he starts wearing goggles all cartoon sidekick style
>fucking asshole knows shoulder candy is my weakness
>doesn't even pay rent

Fucking liberals.

>>59949622

I was taking a shit last week and a giant black one repelled from the fart fan about 4in from my face. Fastest shit I've ever taken. So it's fucking ON now. I will dedicated this season to kill as many of them as possible.

https://youtu.be/7mtTvR0Rg_8?t=29

>>59959432
this to be honest. i'd immediately set our house on fire then salt the earth the next day if I found a single roach here or bedbugs, what the hell is wrong with you all.

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>>59960927
*glomp!*

>>59959432
Bedbugs spread like mad you can get them just because someone you invited over has them at their house. They infest everything including clothing. They'll also establish themselves light switches, outlet boxes, in the creases of your mattress, whatever they can get behind and they can get behind most things.

Bedbugs are incredibly difficult to get rid of and it makes you super cautious about letting people or items into your house if you do manage to get rid of them.

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>>59949622

http://www.wikihow.com/Kill-Spiders

>Black widows might have a tendency to head toward you if you miss, so be quick and keep your distance from dangerous spiders.
>Be careful to inspect the spider before squashing it, as a pregnant one may release its hatch-lings upon being smashed

>>59949622
Don't know why but I rarely ever get spiders. It's pretty obvious since there's always a fly infestation (they probably live in my housemate's dead plants which he refuses to get rid of) every spring/summer and it's fucking disgusting. Good thing I'm gonna be moving soon.

I killed 2 brown recluse spiders yesterday, one crawled out of a folded pair of pants that I was about to put on and another skittered across my bathroom floor when I was getting ready to take a shower. I'll be setting off some bug bombs this weekend when I'm out of the house for a while...

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Defense-fc
$15 for a pint of concentrate that makes 20 gallons. Bought it to get rid of box elders, but it's apparently effective against just about everything

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>>59951620
Rachnera best girl

>>59949622
One day a few years ago, I thought "Hey, why don't I pick up my wireless keyboard and sit on my bed and try controlling my computer like that?".
I pick up the keyboard, and there's an enormous, pitch black spider under it. I wouldn't have even known if I hadn't tried moving it. I could have been typing on it for hours or days, my hands inches from that beast, and not even known. Keyboards haven't been the same for me since.

>>59952985
Welp, I'm getting some earbuds

I had a kind of similar experience when I was younger. I went to sit down at my computer desk and got up again because I forgot my glass of water in the kitchen. The moment I get up a fucking earwig drops down from the ceiling in the exact spot my head would have been if I was still sitting.

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>>59952970
>>59952985

>>59952985
Cursed image

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>>59952970
When installing your new GPU is the last thing you'll ever do.

>>59949622
what the fuck kind of spider gets into your computer space

never seen this shit ever. now ants on the other hand, those fuckers will walk into a fan blade just to look for food

>>59961498
I'm pretty sure they only live in hoards by the thousand. Either lying or you're fucked

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>>59961498
>live in area with no poisonous spiders, snakes or harmful ants
sugar ants suck but at least they arent poisonous

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>>59949622
>grew up in a huge backwater cabin in the literal middle of the woods
>fucking Wandering Spiders are common, the world's most venomous fucking spider
>antivenom exists but the nearest hospital is hour and a half drive away
>they're infamous for being very aggressive, and literally leaping at you trying to get your ass if you provoke them
>even still, killed dozens of them as a kid/teen
>only ever heard of one dude getting killed by one of them
>even with all that experience, mfw I go back to visit my dad last year, kill one of them in the kitchen, and for the first time witness live the phenomenon where they burst into hundreds of live young

>>59952985
haha I have those same headphones

I wish that would happen to me, it must feel weird and tickly

The only tech I have is an iphone. Can a spider even enter the iphone?

>>59952046
>caring about bean filled mexican baby toys

>>59961975
>not zombina
Pleb taste my friend.

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>>59949647
>bringed

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>spiders are your friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZk1QYbQ2xg
Rachnera is the exception

>>59958024
>how to never sleep again

>>59949681
Nah only Daddy long legs are bro tier. They kill cunty spiders as well as cunty bugs and can't even hurt you.

>>59953604
nice lie, I sprayed it with febreeze cause its the only thing i had at that time and it still didnt die wtf. tough SOB

>>59955084
Spiders.

>>59963984
This. They're not scary either.

Febreeze isn't corrosive

I can't wear VR headsets because I'm afraid spiders will attack me while I'm wearing one.

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>>59951620
>literally can trap you in her web

>>59949622
Where I live, it's too cold for spiders.

>>59964117
>cold is comfy
>doesn't need to worry about spiders
>can use nvidia

Lucky

>>59949622
I've selectively killed members of each generation with the propensity for trying to enter my electronics and personal space. After just 3 generations, I've seen a 100% reduction in spiders that create webs in, on or near my computer, bed and workspace. I don't need to protect myself from them, as they now serve me in killing other insects.

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>>59963751
Rachnera > Suu > Mia > Lala > Zombina

>>59963984
I have like 4 of those, one in each corner of my room. I could remove them but they don't actively try to kill me so I leave them alone.

>>59963984
those aren't spiders though, iirc they're closely related to aphids

>>59952985
FUCCK YOUU I CHECK EVERYTIME BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT

>>59953521
it's fucking horrible especially when you live next to a river

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>>59951541
>tfw basement filled with cardboard boxes
>dozens of these bastards down there
I tried, even hired orkin to come deal with them, they just kept coming back, I'm pretty sure they ate they outbred the casualties from poison, I gave up after a certain point.
Old ass condo had too many little holes an shit in it, had loads of these basement crawlers and those small flat silver bugs, sometimes small spiders.
I don't mind the spiders much, they keep the ants and flying shit out, never had an issue with ants or flies/gnats in my house. But fuck these bastards
As far as keeping them out of my PC? My PC is a low wattage build, Athlon 5350 and a passive 750ti, its built in a small plastic box that has a filtered hole for the single 80mm intake, and it vents through another filtered hole. The I/O shields are all solid

This must be 3rd world general i mean WTF guys do you ever clean anything in your house? Yes i do get some flying shit during summer and spring since i live surrounded by nature but really? Roaches? You filthy animals, ever heard of vacuuming?

>>59955311
The reason you see centipedes is because you have an ample amount of bugs and pests. You need to clean your fucking house.

came home from dinner one evening and was about to sit down at my computer when I saw a very large (body almost the size of a quarter) spider parked on the mouse

I NOPE'd the fuck out of my apartment, collected myself outside for a minute, then proceeded to wage war against it for the next hour using a can of air freshener and a foot-long length of PVC pipe

>>59949681
t. spider

>>59965774
i live in the north now but grew up on the gulf coast, honestly roaches are just a thing down there. we always had palmetto bugs running around and our house was clean af.

>>59965638
>live in Europe
>live in a real house made out of concrete and bricks with good isolation
>the biggest bug I'll ever see in my house it's a tiny spider or an ant

God bless the people who chopped down all of our forests centuries ago so we couldn't use it to make houses any more.

>>59949622
> still falling for the spiders are our enemies jew

You fool. Spiders are our natural allies. They perform pest control, don't attack unless provoked, and keep to themselves most of the time. There's only one (((Reason))) that people fear them and attempt to kill them on sight.

Fight the conditioning. Preserve your race. Let spiders live in your home.

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>>59962054

>>59965638
Why even put a discrete gpu in a 5350 ?
It bottlenecks even a 750 ti. I have mine running the onboard gpu

>>59963984

Daddy long legs aren't spiders, they're a different kind of arachnid called harvestman.

>>59966297
>t. daddy long leg spider

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>>59951541
> Would bang?

mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe ..?


One of the best fucking webcomics ever on the web. Shame it's finished now ...

- http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/

But, it's archived still online right now. Highly recommended fun.

>>59966297
>Daddy long legs aren't spiders

Go back to >>>/pol/ you fucking racist

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>>59951541

DAMMIT!

Got my posts crossed.

I HAVE ANOTHER CHALLENGER !!!!!


This: >>59966435
was supposed to link back: >>59951620

We regret the confusion.

>>59949622

I remember last year when I was lying in bed and fiddled with my phone. I then looked at the comfy pillow right next to me. It was a big ass house spider that just sat there. I took my canned air and turned it upside down and just sprayed it with sub zero temperature liquid for 2 minutes.

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We have wolf spiders. Why do they have to be harmless, but look so scary?

>>59966536
i can't call them harmless because they still bite. it's just like a mosquito bite but it hurts when you scratch it. that's harm. they are harmful

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>>59966435

Wapsi Square, also recommended. Start here for a the current, ongoing arc of a lovely young spider suddenly turned into a girl:

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/only-ever/

>>59951620
She won't ask.

>>59966236
Had it lying around and its better than the apu
It also has 16gb of ram

>>59950194
>torturing spiders
/pol/ suggests less vile things.

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>>59963984
>I prefer these murderers
You're a bad person anon.

>>59952985
Had this legit happen to me, but with one of those centipede fuckers.

>>59951541
Pls stay in Europe

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>>59957373
But house centipedes will.

>>59968422
Too late.

I have AMD CPU + AMD GPU
spiders just burn alive after entering insidor of my PC

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Move over arachnids, giant isopods are best creepy crawlies

>>59965638
>outbred the causalities
They breed very slowly for insects, so I doubt it.

>>59951620
No, I'm too busy fucking the snek and her comfy embrace around me with her rough skin.

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In my country we almost always let this kind of spider in our homes because it eats other poisonous spider and some bugs. I think i have one right now in my room.

No idea about its name in other countries, but we call it "tiger spider" (even if there's actually another spider with that name)

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>>59953310
>we

At least you guys don't have these fuckers around
>fast as fuck
>bites with venom
>can sometimes fall from the ceiling
>very resistant to insecticide

>>59969555
>Letting insects anywhere near your home, let alone inside it.

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>>59969594
fuck forgot the picture

>>59969594
>very resistant to insecticide
You sure? They start collapsing about 20 seconds after I spray mine on them and they eventually die. They're far more resistant to shoes, really.

>>59969604
But they are so cute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scytodes_globula

>>59969656
From my experience they are resilient little devils, probably from the fact that the species here is semi-aquatic.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/06/amphibious-centipede-discovered-laos-scolopendra-cataracta-new-species/

>>59953969
>hide all Aussie posts

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R8 my defence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Yte03B3Lo

>>59952985
Saw this image 3 years ago, and now I check my headphones everytime I go to put them on after they've been sitting for 5+ minutes

>live in a house where this time every year spiders start showing up on the walls

i hate warmer weather sometimes

>>59949622
my foot

>>59951870
Do you have the one where spiderbro saves him from getting herpes?

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>>59972405
Found it

>>59972903
RIP in peace spiderbro :(

>>59952985
alright so
how do you check them withouth getting bitten?

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>>59974773
>how do you check them without getting bitten?
compressed air.

>>59969606
Now this, this is what I know as a centipede, and not whatever these >>59965638 pansy asses are
Fuck scolopendras

Reminder that spiders are sentient beings and have rights
http://www.rifters.com/real/articles/Sinclair%20ZX80%20spiders.pdf