/g humour thread Literally had three friends pissing themselves

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>>59938554
>at a friends 18th
>people born in 1999 are now 18

Fuck

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>>59938600
>time goes on no matter if you care or not
wow it must be so hard to wake up each day and realize you're that retarded

>>59938554
Disgusting.
Daughterboard about to have sex on top of motherboard

>>59938846
thats my wifi name

I have a /g/ joke:

>What did the Cisco Certified Network Administrator say to the Microsoft Certified Solutions Expert?
>Bazinga!


XD

>>59938906
lost

>>59938554
your friends are retarded

>>59938554
Your friends are pedos if they get any part of the joke

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This thread proves that ni/g//g/ers can't into humour

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>>59938554
technigger

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>>59938906
OMG your like literally such a nerd XD

>>59939622
She is right though. Social engineering can be applied to her bank account using her photos.

>>59939622
Let's talk about that 9gag watermark, shall we?

>>59938622
STOP POSTING ANIME

>>59940503
I don't know who's trolling who anymore

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>>59939622

I'd tell your a UDP joke but I'm not sure if you'd get it.

>>59941500
what exactly happens, not a winfag

>>59941560
took a screenshot of the user's screen and sent it in a packet

>>59941560
>russian user captured a few TCP/IP packets which were sent to to MS
>he decoded them
>they were png images, screenshots of his desktop

>>59939622
you're*

>>59941519
I'd tell I'm not but your a UDP joke sure if get it you'd .

>>59941560
An ancient insider preview version that takes diagnostic screenshots frequently.
Very clearly explained when you sign up for the insider preview program that they do that. Doesn't happen in stable builds.

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>>59941578
>>59941583
ms really trying to hide it, also contributing

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>>59941624
thx

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Dae?

>>59941657
>children being forced

Haha reminds me of the cunt at my company who wrote a child process manager class... He thought it'd be funny to call it Pedophile. Nobody would know right? And then they show the program to a client and an error occurs...

>>59938570
Literal theft

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>>59941630
This makes me irrationally mad

>>59938846
>Not naming your wifi "IT_Hz_WAN_IP"

>>59941624
So, how's your job at microsoft going?

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>>59942442
Hah!

>>59941657
>yryl
>you rage you lose
lost

1
2
3 4

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>>59943071
>that "what I'm doing" moment

Rotational velocidensity used to send me in to giggle fits 9 years ago.
It's my favorite meme.

>>59940503
>>59941466
That's the point, retards.

>>59943234
>Jokes on them! I was PRETENDING to be autistic!!!

>>59943245
4chan is an 18+ site, kiddo

>>59938570
Is that real?

>friends
>with an underage

>>59939013
Are you admitting that you are a pedo as well?

>>59943272
Says the 9gag poster

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>>59938554

>>59938600
Hi, I was born in march of the year 1999 and I proudly salute you :^)

>>59943803
Fuck, I was 15 then. Still feels like not that long ago, shit. Why does time fly so.

>>59943303
Yeah, attempt at the fabled "new business model". Thy canned it quickly, probably when they realised that it is not wise to let people know that CPUs that they sell have lots of features disabled artificially just to segemnt and be able to charge more for otherwise same pieces of silicon in the higher price segemnts.

Obviously it makes you feel a bit bad when you know that Core i5 doesn't have HT disabled because it is a different chip from i7 or a harvested unit where HT didn't work, but purely arbitrarily and it *could work* if Intel just wanted.

>>59943914
>33
>on a dead anime site
What are doing with your life

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>>59940604

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>>59943974
procrastinating in between work.
I know, it has no merit nor excuse.

>>59943071
this just makes me angry

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>>59943975
Azunyan a cute.

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>>59940604
your anger encourages me

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>>59943975
>>59944052
requestion more Azunyan. here, have an Azunyan

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>>59944107

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another

>>59942309
This is an excellent response.

>>59943353
not him, i don't go to 9gag, never been there, but i have so much of their watermarked shit saved because its the only version people post or I can readily find.

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>>59938622
>dragon maid

>>59944345
>What is reverse image search

>>59944372
yay, it only shows the 9gag version if it works at all... most of the shit was saved before yandex was an option.

but then again, don't really care, i got get irrationally pissed when i see 9gag just annoyed Its now a lower quality version... but its a meme, it was never of quality ot begin with.

>>59938994
This

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>>59940604

>>59944107
what would be the proper way to actually do this?

>>59946145
Curl the contents of http://www.miniwebtool.com/first-n-prime-numbers/?number=1000 and grep through them

>>59938554
I hate this ironic nu-weeb humor.

>>59945546
Are you illiterate? It says "There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics, from Japanese animation and culture to videogames, music, and photography."

Return to /a/

>>59946256
I actually want to watch this installation.
Every grueling moment.

>>59947065
It's fake tho a quick google search would've told you that

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>>59943587
lmao i fucking lost it at the screen tearing

>>59945546
Did you miss the "There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics" before the "Japanese animation" part?

>>59941811
>Steve Jobs
You don't know how happy I am he died.

>>59943587
>>59947932
Same lmao

>>59948714
Yes, there are boards dedicated to other topics on this anime website.
Other things are a subsidiary of the main site's userbase.

Boards aren't these isolated little cuckhouse worlds where you can play soggy biscuit all day, eventually you'll interact with the big boys at the base of the website, and that's weebs.

>>59943071
But anon, this is a humor thread, not a cringe thread.

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>>59946668

>>59949707
2000 or ME? I recognize their old Safely Remove Hardware icon.

>inb4 it could be XP with inexperience patch

>>59941594
:(

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>>59946668
>>59949707
>>59949782

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>>59949887

Wtf is this cancer

>>59943974
>Not wasting close to thirteen years on this site
You'll be like us soon enough.

>>59943803

how many 18 yo girls have you fucked?

>>59943071
this surely is a video made by msi competition?

>>59939013
Heh, its a bit of an ongoing joke between us, with the Waluigi version of the picture

It was pretty funny for the time and how late it was

>>59949178
I play video games. I never post about it here because it's irrelevant to the topic of the board. I don't post video game reaction images, I don't post my "battle station", I don't make video game jokes. I keep /v/ in /v/. Is it so hard for you to do the same?

>>59952127
Go back to /v/ then, nigger

>>59941583
Is RSA new super encryption?
He uncompressed a 6 KB file into two 200 KB+ PNG images.

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>>59943071

>>59941657
Dev tools keeps popping up randomly on my browsers too. Chrome and Firefox. Anyone know what causes this?

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>>59941519
shit of legends tier

>>59938554
>laughing about 4chan humor in public
You deserve to get shot by a random drugged up nigger.

>>59941500
Where would one download that RSA decryptor? I want to see what happens when I do that shit on my Windows install.

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>>59939040
These threads were pretty funny when it was Stallman memes. Now faggots who install ubuntu once come here and ask how to build a MLG computer.

>>59953810

kek

>>59943326
How would I get the joke otherwise?

>>59942888
Have you considered not being a massive fucking retard?

>>59938554
>18th
Off my board, kiddie.

>>59946145
There are probably thousands of ways people have come up with. If there was an efficient way to test if a number was prime, there probably would be $$$$ rewards for people who discover new primes.

>>59957911
I meant *wouldn't be

>>59944360
The only good animu from last season, dumb frodo poster.

>>59952127
Complaining about anime on 4chan is like going to gaysex.com/forums/technology and complaining when you see a lewd picture of a man because it doesn't relate to technology.

>>59943974
What's worse, to be older and still on 4 Chan or be younger and visit a dead site for the perceived street cred?

>>59953748
Cyber police, duh. Keep up senpai

>>59957993
It would be more like going to fetish.es/forum/gaysex and seeing people post straight BDSM. It just isn't related to the board, I don't care if it's more popular, it's not on-topic.

>>59941519
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

>>59943303
no it's a fabrication. other anon making shit up

look it up

Rawr acs de

>>59949178
That you've tried to make weebs sound intimidating is a joke in itself

>>59941594
too real for me

>>59943975
lost it at Kircheis

>>59954011
>>59941500
I'm wondering this too.

>>59938600
hihi!
dec 1998 reporting in

>>59943071
What even is this? I've always bought prebuilts and for all i would know this is industry standard.

O B S C U R E M E M E S

>>59943066
Whoever placed that detriment to society next to a great man should be fired. We're still feeling the effects of his harmful actions even today.


Jobs should not be in the same bookstore as the great Führer.

>>59938554
>Literally had three friends pissing themselves at this image at a friends 18th
Anon I am sorry to break it for you but I don't think they laughed at the image.

I am sorry.

>>59957938
> wasting so much time on chinese cartoons
It's bad for your BMI and depression bro.

>>59943011
Not him but you literally accept like 10 pages and tick 3-5 boxes to get an Insider build. They literally hype you up to be a winfag fanboy.

>>59944322
Because turning off the lights with the press of a button or a hotkey is that hard. Well, it's Notch after all who copied a game and made billions. And then literally put nothing down on the table.

>>59944038
well, the is_sorted is okay, and on a modern i5/i7 the sort would also work for small sets desu...

>>59946145
Store them in an array, file, or whatever and look it up?

>>59944281
Why the meme tho?
I literally did a similar thing when I started with Python, how the F would you even know that you can do this at first?

>>59938570
It unlocked hyperthreading

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>>59960444

>>59960444
>20 > 3.0
Seems fine

>>59946145
>On matlab
>isprime(n)
The more you now.

>>59960537
>>59960444
why the extra dot?

>>59953748
Your sausage fingers are probably mashing key combinations

>>59943122
FUCK OFF AND DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>59961270

>>59941811
Not so funny. All the things on the left simply sucked dick.

>>59962284
spotted the faggot.

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Anyone have citation for >pic related?

>>59962352
Even without source I think that its true because it would explain why Windows 10 will be the last Windows version
MS isn't just going to give updates to 10 forever, they're attempting to drop Windows and will probably come out with a whole new OS so that they can start from scratch and fix all the legacy bullshit that drug Windows down

>>59962444
they don't have to. they've built-in monitoring.
probably anything they want to be monitored can be installed by """"" security""""" patches.

that's why it is the last windows.

>>59962471
They've put in monitoring where they can on a OS that's broken to the core
I think that they may try to make a whole new OS that has the monitoring built in on an even deeper level, but would also fix some of Windows biggest issues (like the Perl script shit) and use a new filesystem thats not complete shit

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>>59962501
isn't that macOS?

>>59962543
remember when memes were memes because they were memetic and not "memes"

>>59962586
yes.

>>59949887
Windows 98 doesn't support more than 768MB of RAM.

>>59960187
They used way too much thermal paste (which transfers the heat from the CPU to the heatsink), and you're not supposed to spread it out with a card like that. It causes air bubbles, which makes the paste not work as well.

>>59938622
stop posting anime for the simple reason that it's fucking gay. people like you need to be bullied

>>59964096

"Call me a wet blanket but because this particular content isn't to my taste, nobody else should enjoy it."

I remember when I was sixteen and it still mattered to me if people chose Intel over AMD. Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

>>59964018
too much can also insulate the cpu, ironically enough

>>59957850
you first
fucking 18 year olds

>>59938591
???

>>59942939
>IT_Hz_WAN_IP
I read this as "it has a wan ip", mediocre/10

>>59949707
>>59946668
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. i FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHIT

>>59962352
I always hear that the windows source code is nightmare tier spaghetti code, I can honestly believe that this is also true.

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>>59965728

>>59965841
yea I remember that, dont remember what it said and could only make it a quarter of the way though it because I cant read non-greentext anymore.

>>59964574
You need to be 18 or older to post here.

>>59958385
No, it's like going to fetish.es/forum/gaysex and complaining about people posting fetishes.

>>59962352
That's my post in the middle!

>>59960259
>Posting on an anime image board
Few* lad...

>>59944038
There is a sort of genius in that thinking, there. There are definitely applications for that sort of code, where you would want to do that with a small vector/array.

>>59953835
I feel like it would be an Abbo rather than a nigger from where I am

>>59957872
Woah now, i was one of the oldest at the party, even though im just about 20

>>59958514
Apparently it was on some office spec desktops

Like Amd selling of "tri cpus" intel tried this but disabled half of the cache almost and may have locked a core

>>59968148
>teenage
>not a kid

>>59938591
What's funnier is the inconsistency of font smoothing in the image.

>>59953748
Stop pressing F12.

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>>59944107

>>59965841
That's not funny man...

>>59950065
iirc its actually an MSI video that they made as a joke

>>59944038
>Panic sort

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>>59941594

>>59938906
i fucking hate you, i unironically kekked at that for no goddamn reason

>>59941630
I'm here to laugh not to cringe.

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>>59938554

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>>59942442
>justification for spending $100 on a mouse: priceless
>for gay fag memes come to /g/ and get shit tier advice. for everything else there's discover.

>>59965841
this is a fucking nightmare

>>59957993
>>59967389
This. People like him need to fuck off

>>59960444
>>59960711
Yeah it's already correct.

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>>59960444
It's a very ugly 8 but 80 < 20


do i win?

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>>59943803
January 1999. like 2 months older. But I've been lurking 4chan and other "Chan" sites for approximately 2 years. Only occasionally posting. Started on /POL/ migrated from board to board.

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>>59938554
Dumping a few here.

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>>59972282

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>>59972303

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>>59972350

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>>59972422

>>59972435
I know this gets shit for being retarded, but he'd need another joint in order to bend enough to type on the physical keyboard in that position
And with those chicken legs, he doesn't have the meat to push the laptop farther out and have it not be a balancing it while
>inb4 b-but I can do it!!!

>>59962586
remember when no one said "meme"?
fucking normies ruin everything

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>>59970909
>not posting the superior correct version

>>59942442
What would be the brain of someone who does this instead

scp filena<tab> user@remo<tab>:~/

>>59972805
>not having completions in your shell
>laughing childer.raw

How's life in the 70's grampa?

>>59952268

this

also port 53 DNS lookup..

>>59941578
>>59941500
>>59941630

research more, don't believe everything you see in a webm

>>59954011

you would compile your own executable that dumps a couple of image files, i.e. it does not exist.

>>59972375
>knifes
>f

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>>59950026
>That feel when reaching 9 years with no sign of a slow down

>>59938600
So? People thought the same 10 years ago about people born in 1989.

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>>59944038
>that missing bracket

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>>59949163
>>59943587
>>59947932
>these are the types of nu-fags who browse /g/.
You do realize that the screen tearing is wrong, right? But of course you don't care, you just want to "XDDDD MUH FUNNY INTEL MAYMAYS!"
End yourself

>>59975216
It's a joke...

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>>59975972
So is your life

>>59975997
A) This is gwen from ben 10
B) This a chinese rip off gwen
C) This some weird hentai
???
Profit

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>>59976167

>>59976167
No
No
No
???
That's not the meme

>>59944038
How do you do something like this -after- learning about templates in C++?
Is this a SE who never did any maths nor theory?
Also where's the missing curly brace?
Is there a way to safely assert that type T given to "is_sorted" has a "<" operator?

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>>59960444
I only need one.

2.0 > 3.0

>>59949992
>Not cleaning your buffer before blotting your new pixels

>>59947304
That doesn't change that I'd want to watch that installation, anon.

>>59960444
I guess the original pic was 20 = 30
Do I win the reverse engineering reward?

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>>59972375
>barebones openbox

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>>59965841
he's not wrong about all the .NET framework that you need

>Want that program? Get this oddly specific version of the framework so it runs properly.
>Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO NOW FUCKING DO IT
>repeat for every program you want to install

pic related, all the macroshaft .NET architecture I have right now

>>59943011

Probably better than your ob at Taco Bell.