>reinstalled Windows 10 clean for the creators update >fucking

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>>59908021
>installed Windows 10
Your mistake. Install a GNU/Linux distro and go back to /v/, you piece of human garbage.

Cortana triggers my dick.

>reeeee feeemale noise, reeeeeee

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>>59908021

>be op

Can not even talk to female computers.

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>normies on my /g/

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>>59908095
advertising isn't allowed here

>>59908304
>advertising
>GNU/Linux is gratis
Topkek.

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>>59908021
if you think you hate your windows 10 installation now, wait until you start hearing cortana talking to you during every boot, and randomly throughout the day, saying things like:

>hi, did you know that you can save 20% on your car insurance by switching to GEICO?
-------And------
>sorry to interrupt, but we've just installed an important update to help protect you. while your waiting, why not enjoy a delicious McRib sandwich from MC Donald's....
--.-And-----
>Still haven't found that perfect "onihole" you searched for? Amazon has the best selection of "onihole" on sale now! click here for more.
------and----
>{waiting for system to reboot, you see a full screen image ad for something you searched for) "Programmer's stripped rainbow socks 10% with this coupon code...

it's coming... you'll see...

>>59908652
If I run my antivirus, will it delete C:/Windows folder?

>>59908652
bruh you can just turn it off

>>59908021
why did you reinstall? i had to reinstall because my pc somehow fucked during the update, rendering my pc useless

>>59908863
you can only hope, but I doubt it.

oh, and you can expect ads in recovery modes as well

>>59908899
>implying you'll be able to turn it off
Microsoft loves making "optional ""features""" mandatory

>>59909233
Or a switch that looks like an on/off switch but is really a full/less switch.

>>59909260
> full/less switch
or as I've recently taken to calling it, the 'more/allot more' switch

>>59908021
>>Why does this trigger me so much /g/?
Most likely because you have serious (although high functioning) mental health issues that need addressing by a trained medical professional in that area of expertise.

>>59908021
>>59908652
LTSB doesn't have this problem.

>>59908652
wait, is mcrib back?

>>59909523
Except russian botnet and eons of waiting for the next update due to its format ;)

>>59909560
It gets updates at the same time as the other Win 10 versions. Just no feature updates, and most of the stuff in the creator's update is just fluff.

>>59909472
>in that area of expertise

In which area exactly?

>>59908021
I had the same feeling!
I was making poo while windows installing.
And suddenly a strange and very loud sound.
I thought it was a government alert from the street.

>>59908021
Just turn off your speaker, faggot
SOME PEOPLE, man
MS is perfection, too bad you cant appreciate it fag

>>59911486
>perfection
MS maybe
Windows never

>>59908021
>Why does this trigger me so much /g/?
Because it is deceptive.
Your computer is a tool.
Windows is a tool.
It is not a person. It is not your friend. And it should not pretend it is. ("I'm here to help")

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>>59909551
lol- you'll have to install Windows 10 to find out!
oh, yes, I forgot to mention- instead of the windows logo during boot, you can expect to see VIDEO ADs with sound. no ad blocker will be able to stop it. it will be different every time you boot! advertisers near your geographic location will pay top dollar to play boot time video, and login ads.

they know you got excited about the mc rib sammich from your post. even now they are preparing ads just for (YOU).