Why do you still unironically do this when the NSA and CIA have

Assuming I never use it, why should I not do it?

>>59907908
they don't realize that nsa firmware makes your webcam able to capture thermal images as well

>>59907908
>NSA and CIA have already seen your mugs hundreds of times already
Yeah but not with nipple clamps on.

>>59907908
>implying i have a webcam

>>59907908
creepy classmates or acquaintances

>>59908002
>implying the hole in the bezel for the mic isn't also housing a webcam with a fisheye lens

>>59908002
this

I only have microphone

the best shot at what they heard is me quietely mastubarting

>>59908004
Like if they gave you a rat?

>they not only want to see this bepis

I don't care so much about the NSA or CIA so much. I care about the bored teenagers.

t. former bored teenager

>>59907908
don't really care about nsa/cia as much as just some faggot finding a reason to fuck with me or ruin my life. i don't dl cp though, so that's probably why.

>>59907955
teach me

>>59907908
I disconnected it from the motherboard. Same with the microphone and speakers.

>the NSA and CIA have already seen your mugs hundreds of times already
And why should they be allowed to monitor me in my own home?

>>59907955
Inverting the colors doesn't make it a thermal camera, dipshit.

>>59908018
What is it connected to? Surely not the motherboard as the microphone is disconnected from that too. Checkm8.

>>59908025
Audible kek.

1984, things that aren't instruction manuals, etc.

>>59907908
wow you've convinced me. Might as well give potentially anyone a camera into your home.

You know the government aren't the only people that can take control of a webcam right? Viruses can do it too. And also fuck you stooge.

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this things have microphone and camera hardware killswitches

My camera has a hardware light.
>b-but they can just disable the hardware light
If anyone has enough control of your computer to do that, you have bigger issues than them seeing your face.

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>>59907955
>mfw i know the nsa is watching me in thermal vision

>>59907908
Hahaha you're mad that everybody is doing this now.

The CIA niggers are mad boys and girls.

>>59907908
I assure you anon, I've seen dongers before. Why do you unironically still wear pants?

>>59907908
>people do this
>while having tons of pictures uploaded to facebook
>while running a botnet OS on a botnet CPU

>>59907908
Because I don't want the NSA to see me masturbating

>not realizing that the CIA niggers only want to see hot grills anyway

how do you prevent this happening in your phone? there is no escape.

>>59907955
I only plug in my webcam when I stream on Twitch

>>59907908
RAT

>>59907908
>NSA and CIA
They're not the only ones trying to get a shot of my microdick when I fap ohpee.
Checkmate.

Just because I know the CIA knows what I look like doesn't mean I'm okay with the CIA seeing me jacking off.

I don't need to do that because I have an xps 15, and the camera is in such a retarded location the CIA can only see my nose.

No sense in blocking camera as they can detect your face off the pixels on smart TV/monitors.
Stay with CRT it isn't a meme.

>>59911364
But with CRT they could derive a slightly distorted image of you through reflected photons by driving the CRT in reverse. I had a small program back in the 90s that demonstrated this but I can't seem to find it now.

>>59907908
> He's seen me walking through the streets
> he's seen photos of me in public
> he's seen photos of me that I deliberately posted to social media

> there's no problem, I guess, with him seeing me in the privacy of my own home, masturbating

Can you fucking kill yourself?

>>59911550
why does it have to be masturbating?

>>59911971
>why does it have to be masturbating?
Oh, yes!

>>59911971
Because I know that's most of what you do at your computer. How do I know? You don't put tape over your webcam.

>>59907908
>have already seen your mugs
Doesn't mean they've already seen our jugs, rugs or buttplugs.

I don't even have a Webcam setup

>>59911180
Faggot
>>>/v/

I plug my webcam in when I want to jack off so they have to watch me. With a bit of luck, I'll convert them to be faggots.

In the past I suspected (((they))) were shilling with the anti-Linux threads, the anti-Thinkpad threads, and the anti-taping threads, but shit I think it's confirmed now.

>>59916068
Why don't you just broadcast yourself on Chaturbate ?

>>59908025
8.53/9 humour

Not letting Onii-chan check up on you every now and then to make sure you are safe?

What is wrong with that?

A good Onii-chan always dotes on their otouto and imouto.

Unless, are you trying to hide something from Onii-chan?

>>59907908
>NSA and CIA
Retard spotted. If NSA or CIA decides to go after you, you're fucked anyway. It's not them you should worry about, it's everyone else.

>>59914938
>people only stream games
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>>59907955
>tfw they can, but I can't thermal image on my own cam

>>59911168
>dropped my S5 once
>Front camera stops working
>claims there's a "connection error" whenever i try to use it
Guess I got lucky.

>>59917546
Oh man that's from the episode when Beckett died isn't it? So many feels.

>>59907908
I did this on my laptop, because of paranoia and I'm not using it anyway.
I didn't tape my mic though, because I don't speak with myself like a retard.

>>59907908
I don't, whenever I want to fap, I have a mirror pointing at my webcam displaying the videogame SFM porn that I'm watching then I ejaculate into the webcam

>>59917633
post proofs