Great and wise wizards of /g/ please instruct me on how to

>>59889461
Put your finger on it and wiggle it around.

>>59889461
Just think of it like a very tiny joystick.

set it to max sensitivity

You don't, you use the keyboard like a normal person.

You have to pretend really hard that it's good. At some point, you'll try to justify your purchase by shitting on people who use touchpads.

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>>59889461
Thumb on mouse button.
Index on clit.
Middle-Ring-Pinky on J-K-L.
Vim keybindings enabled on Firefox so you can scroll with J and K.
/comfy/ one handed browsing achieved.
Also if typing is needed you can quickly shift your hand over a tiny bit, bring up your left hand, and be in typing position within a fraction of a second.

>>59889461
You're mentally ill

>>59889461
First step is to change it to cat tongue knob.

Make sure to replace them every three months as they'll be more difficult to use once they start wearing down

You mean not that one and instead, the soft rim which is superior right?

>>59890941
you could also just have auto scrolling enabled.