Whats the most expensive piece of tech you have broken and

>>59888323
Son.

I am a rich alcoholic and I will use burger bucks

2016 Smashed autistic level think pad
2016 Smashed a macbook
2006 Poored wine in pentium
2017 Smashed 42 tv and S[ealrs
2016 smashed desktop pc + monitor (i5 16gb)
2017 smashed mbp with touch bar
2017 smshed rison pc

Xperia z5. Fell out of my hand from 30 fucking centimeters above ground

>>59888418
>Poored wine in pentium
What?

>>59888323
>>59888418
I'm already drunk and violent and today I killed my neighbors dog - pics to come of the crushed face (accident I run over him lol)

>>59888323
MacBook Air from work. Coffee was involved...

>>59888453
Don't know... drukn ,, but I did poior some wine into a pentium 3 or 4 and it got kilt.

>>59888323
Xiaomi mi 4 while drinking beer and enjoying the weather

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>>59888323
Please anon, told you, Bridget will never love us.

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>>59888808

>I love you too

>>59888323
If you want to count it, gradual wear on the headphone jack of my old Sansa Clip+

>>59888323
>Whats the most expensive piece of tech you have broken and was alcohol involved?

> Own a beautiful $600 glass bong.
> Got drunk one night.
> Stumbled onto the table that the bong was sitting on.
> Bong crashed to the floor, breaking it.

>>59888888

Probably a Galaxy S3, alcohol was involved if you count a single hard cider. I was 13ish though.

>>59888323
An uncle gave me a pair of audiophile grade loudspeakers (he'd bought a newer model) when I was 14. They didn't last long.

>>59888323
my dick inside of a qt3.14, we were drunk though.
fortunately, i somehow got her number and we planned going outside together this weekend.

>>59888323
Spilled beer on Macbook Air. Was too drunk to save it. Woke up next day to half-dead Macbook air.

Real question: What can I do with a Macbook Air that can still turn on but the keyboard is broken? Can I salvage parts for a cool project?

I got drunk and tossed my x220 across the room twice.

>>59888323
Numerous mobile phones. Last one was xperia z3c, accidently poured beer over it, waterproofing means fuck all when sd card flap is missing