/csg/ Chink Shit General

chink mints

>3 /csg/ threads, 2 on the front page

Use >>59838747, it's not past bump limit

>>59859750
It's old as fuck and doesn't have current news.

>>59859764
Just post the news there then.

>>59859774
No Ivar, no one is coming to rescue your thread.

>>59859779
Who?
I can't keep up with /csg/ boogeymen

>>59859774
But that's the cuck shed general and this is chink shit general.

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hope this chink edge pro is good, nearly every knife (kitchen and folding) in my house is like a butter knife at the minute and those pull through sharpeners don't leave a long lasting edge

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ruixin-Pro-II-NEW-Updated-Kitchen-Knife-Sharpener-Sharpening-Fix-Fixed-Angle-with-4-Stones-Professional/32795415289.html

anyone have one of these

>>59859818
Looks more like some tripfag's ego trip to me.

>>59859850
Yet here you are, one of the first posters in here because you were lurking in the previous thread. Face it, your thread failed and there's been three successful RegOP threads for your one thread. You can't get enough of that RegOP dick like the rest of us. Give it up.

>>59859850
Nobody's forcing you to post here, you go have fun in that bootleg /csg/ thread don't forget to bump it every hour in case it sinks off to page 10

>>59859874
>>59859884
Why would a complain in the legitimate thread?
And who doesn't love complaining.

>>59859874
>>59859884
>>59859925
no one cares about this stuff, the sooner you all choose to stop even referencing this stuff and simply ignore the people who do, the better. sahgay

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any interesting/decent mtb/bike shit come up recently ?

>>59859826
Hmm, this looks pretty interesting for only $26 including 4 whetstones, but I worry about them breaking during shipping. They also sell a PRO III which is only $20.

>>59856113
>>59856130
I've never gotten a rash on my wrist from wearing mine 24/7. I wear it loosened by one notch, and I take it off to shower. For comparison, I did have skin rash issues when I used to wear a cheap Casio watch with the "resin" band.

Barring some kind of chinkery, the elastomer used in the mi band strap should be pretty much inert, so you're most likely just wearing it too tightly.

>>59860379
Does the heartrate/sleep sensor work if you loosen it>

i can't find my item on 17track with the tracking number given by aliexpress, I can only find it on http://global.cainiao.com
should i worry?

>>59860379
I just bought one without the screen protector. Does it really scratch easily? Someone said it did in the last thread.

>>59860526
it does but the scratches can only be seen in strong lighting, mine was scratched as fuck before i lost it, and I ordered a new one without protector anyway.

My rock zircons just broke after 4 months, what's the next meme to fall for? I already have Eiaosi X6s.

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I have two Gearbest orders with tracking codes I don't know where to track, help?
GEGMY00105096
GEGMY00127159

>>59860526
They're cheap as fuck, I doubt it warrants a protector.

Repost from old thread:

Help me out, I need to find an Arduino MKR1000 or yun or equivalent for a IoT project. Looked all over alibaba for a supplier but nobody manufactures those Ardunio boards.

Got any other suppliers I can look into?

>>59860659
KZ ATE.

>>59860824
Did you try them on 17track?

>>59860864
So you just need a Wifi capable MCU with Arduino support?
Use an ESP8266-based board.

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recent orders list.
will do reviews when they finally arrive.

but a chink PMed me 1 sec after the seeds order (automessage probably):

"dear anon
welcome to my store and book mark my store,2017 new year More promotions are in progress,below is my store link:
******
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1943758
******
thank you for buying goods in our store ,can you buy more goods in our store?can you buy more than 2 dollars?so i can choose the best shipping way for you(many post station have lowest weight and lowest shipping fee,just like china post lowest shipping fee is 0.9 dollars )and i only could earn little money .if your total orders money is more than 5 dollars we will send for you by china post registed airmail.we only sell quality and real seeds ,please choose more vegetable ,friut,bonsai and flower seeds .thank you for understanding and support.if you have any question ,feel free to contact us. you are our good friend.it is our pleasure ,if we can give you more good idea about china and items.can you help us and buy some more goods?please note dear,we will merge all of your order and send it out together for you
welcome again to my store and book mark my store,we promise give your best service and below is my store link:
******
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1943758
******
welcome and best wishes,yours Xuyan "

will he post it anyways, or will wait until the processing time expires??

what do?

>>59860992
Yep, says not found for both

>>59861108
DON'T PUT YOU'RE TRAKING NUMBRE ONLINE SUM1 WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND DOXX U!!!

>$1.25 fidget cube
You're going to have a bad time

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>>59861302
2 late

>>59861314
What's the best autism cube for cheap?

>>59860824
http://sky56.cn/english/track/index
I gotcha senpai

>>59861314
>>59861332
Why isn't retard cube in the infographic?

>>59860430
Nah, there are so many small providers, it's cool

>>59861332
Fasttech has new bigger models which aren't supposed to be as shitty as the other chink fidget cubes.

https://youtu.be/uWFZ0uMCOfI
www.fasttech.com/p/6662900

>>59861409
man, I love me some fasttech shills
many in stock

>>59861409
fuck, so how bad is my $1.26 one?

>>59861452
We're waiting for you to tell us in a few weeks

>>59861452
It'll probably break within half an hour based on all the other $1-2 fidget cubes around here.

>>59861018
Yup that's exactly it, thanks man

>>59860967
look too autistic for me sorry

I got hooked on these autism spinners
I have like 3 different spinners coming soon and I'm spinning one right now

>>59861500
then btfo to /hpg/ and buy $342142 memearbuds.

>>59861409
Does the color matter? If I get a black one for cheaper, will it be worse quality?

>>59860659
Dzat DF-10

>>59861509
which is the best spinning time to price ratio?

Are there any proper fidget cubes on aliexpress?

>>59861509
Congratulations, you now will spend the rest of your days throwing your money at anyone who can get you your fix

>>59861535
Not sure yet, I'll try to review them once they arrive
I don't really mind the time though, I like to re-spin it every few seconds

>>59861546
k den. but more spinning time means smoother spin, doesn't it?

>>59861525
>$19.99
>who do you think am I? a millionare?

>>59861579
Just WD-40 it as much as possible

>>59861606
oh. thx.

>>59861515
you don't need 342142$ to look non autistic m8

>>59861525
they look great and have great audiobudget review, but I'm worried about the the semi open build
people sitting next to me on the bus should not hear my music and think I'm a piece of shit

>>59861535
>>59861579
All the $2 to $6 plastic ones will spin about a minute to 1.5 minutes tops. The heavier the material used, the longer it will spin. Ceramic bearings will spin much longer. Ceramic plus heavier materials and you will get well over 3 minutes.

>>59861606
>Just WD-40 it
He's fucking with you, absolutely don't do this unless you want it to spin all fucked up.

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>>59861601
>not using the $2 coupon

>>59861675
>having a coupon

>>59861686
It's on the store page m8, click discounts and coupons.
http://s.aliexpress.com/FniaUBf2

>>59860659
Are you going to listen to chink music?

>>59861541

You know, this is pretty much a description of my life.

>>59861800
>tripfag has drug addiction

>>59861813

All sorts of addictions, not just drugs.

>>59861833
Don't we all, senpai?

THIS BULB literally BURNS the LEAVE!

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>>59861868
excuse me i am too stupid to place a picture im such a faggot chinky

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>>59861847

Yeah, we do. Sad, really.

On a lighter note, got a package in today. Already know what it is but still excited.

>>59861895
Well, don't leave me hanging!

Anyone have a link to the fake amiibo tags from last thread?

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r8 lads

>>59861887
build yourself a better grow lamp using chink parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxG-vTVts3E

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Looking for an upgrade from my Chuwi hi 8 pro that doesnt die in 5 minutes.

Do you think lenovo new Chink tablets will be good?

I thought about getting cheap ipad that just came out but buying apple shit gives me a headache.

Where is best place to look for good tablets?

>>59861958
techtablets.com

>>59861951
>FUCKING Low Price

>>59861951
Nice phone killers!

>>59861951
Soryy, I'd just like to interject for a moment. Personally, I wouldn't recommend buying nor using those chargers. They could be potentially dangerous for your own and you phone's safety.

See:
https://youtu.be/ioAq7PI1Uwg
https://youtu.be/wqJnFhhPAis

>>59861675
>>59861713
It's silly that unless you use their app or on their store home page, you won't see all the coupons available.

http://s.aliexpress.com/FniaUBf2 will only show you 8 off 299.

speaking of chargers, what's the cheapest reputable quickcharge charger (eu plug)?
uGreen?

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>>59861921

Well let's open it up then.

>>59862015
A nuclear reactor

>>59861951
F

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>>59860418
Yeah, works fine as far as I can tell. I don't use the heart rate sensor often, but have had no problems when I do.

>>59860526
The screen on mine has only very tiny scratches after a year. It hasn't been in harsh situations much because I wear long sleeves most of the time. What's been scuffed up the most in my experience is the metal button that fastens the strap. In pic related you can see how the black finish scratched off the edges to reveal the silver metal. This is most likely the fault of my metal laptop.

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>>59862007
It's on that mobile page, I think you might be doing something wrong. Pic related.

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>>59862029

This is the first item, nice for model work, box is open though. Hope everything is fine inside.

>>59862070
Link desu?

>>59862086

Mos def: http://www.gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_598023.html

>>59862067
That's why I said you have to use the Ali app to see it or be on the store home page if using a browser.

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35euro 1000W inverter.
>Does not meet claimed 220V +- 10%
>Arrived fan broken
>Arrived positive terminal broken
>Breaks what ever i connect to it

>>59861951
Link to shoes.

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>>59862104
You don't need to use the app or go to the store home page, I'm clicking in and out of the discounts page on the product listing right now.

>>59862116
It won't handle 1000W either

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>>59860526
>>59862057
Unflattering image to kinda show a scratch. It is one of the better closeup shots I've gotten with my phone camera though.

>>59862188
1000W peak, 700W sustained

Claimed a refund.

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>>59862099
>>59862086

This is w/the lights on. It actually looks really cool. And yeah, I'm easily impressed/entertained, but still. I've already taken some cool Splinter Cell style pictures.

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>>59862157
You are clearly using the mobile (app) version. Go to the item on your computer.

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My 20 Redmi Note 4 Qualcomm house of cards dream is still possible! they changed the tracking code and now it's showing up in the DHL tracking.

>>59862200
I'm still using the vanilla Mi Band (the one with the RGB leds) I would not change it for the crappy Mi Band 2, and I fear the day the battery will die, I really love the customs notifications using the RGB leds.

>>59862200
mi band 2 has shitty sensors.

Hearth rate is off by 20-40%
clock does not keep time
motion sensor does work
Pedometer shows what ever it wants

Shitty product

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/150pcs-a-lot-AUTISTIC-please-be-patient-Medical-Alert-Silicone-Wristbands-Bracelets-bangle-Wristbands-free-shipping/717648_32593445580.html

this could be the traditional /g/ costume

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>>59862232
I was using the mobile site. If you want to add it on desktop you have to add it to your cart then search the coupons from there. A bit inconvenient but it works. I always check just in case.

>>59862242
I was really tempted to get the RGB one. But I actually had a chance to try one on, and found that I prefer the way the 2 fits on my wrist.
Incidentally, what kind of battery life do you usually get? Seems like it should be longer, even with a slightly smaller battery.

>>59862246
I haven't really tested the accuracy of the pedometer or the heart rate sensor. For me, it's mostly just a watch with notifications. The clock has worked fine in my experience, except that one time when I had to unpair and re-pair it before it would understand DST.

>>59862310
Yes I realize it can be selected during checkout, but my point is that it would help a potential shopper decide if they could see a $2 discount right on the product page. They should fix this.

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This is the other thing that came today.
Link: http://www.gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_362427.html

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Comes in these three boxes. I guess it's time to get to work and get this thing set up so I can smoke a bowl tonight and hopefully see some stars.

Does ali have any decent soldering irons/stations?

>>59862246
You sure you didn't get a fake?

>>59862659
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIab66EgfHM

>>59862015
IKEA Koppla.

>>59862453
I'd like a review on that. Specs and viability?

>>59862793
He either got a fake or he is clearly biased and exaggerating. The heart rate sensor is not 100% accurate but is as good as a Fibit five times its price. The watch is as accurate as one can tell since it doesn't show the seconds which means you can't tell how much it is off compared to the official UTC. The pedometer is also reasonably accurate. Not even an expensive fitness tracker will get this absolutely right.

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>>59862941

It's been raining all night so I've not yet had a chance to properly test it. Built it though, and despite it feeling cheap (it IS cheap) the parts are actually all looking properly functional and assembling was easy.

I'll get back to the functionality asap.

>>59862972
>>59862941
>>59862246

This doesn't sound like my experience with the Band 2 either. So far it's been really working quite properly, with just the button not working when it's wet as the main point of criticism.

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what is going on

>>59863051
He's going to pay for your ticket to fly over there so he can knock you out, duh.

>>59863051
Show us the conversation that led up to this. Looks like Zach is getting back at you for something.

>>59863051
He's trying to get you visit China so he can kill you with his mafia

>>59863176
This

>>59863051
I want to travel to China.

>>59863051
He's about to kill you for 4 dollars. Gangsta shit.

>>59863051
a r e y o u t h e r e ?

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Always check the review

>>59863356
post bp

>>59861833
That's what nofap challenge is for

Why do we have two threads all of the sudden? Anyway, reposting my question.

Have any european anons ordered glasses from zennioptical? Or some other site I don't know about.

I've got my prescription fresh from the ophthalmologist and I want to give ordering glasses online a go, but I don't really know the best place to do so.

>>59863559

They're pretty good. PD might bet off 1-2mm. If you have bad astigmatism though, go somewhere else. Axis might be off as well.

Here's another place.

https://www.eyebuydirect.com/

>>59861057
just cancel/dispute if you don't want to order more

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>>59862331
I got mine at launch, so it has been 2 years, and the battery now only last 20 days max, while using it with a custom app for custom colors and vibration per app, it used to last 30, and 40+ the time I used it with the official app.

How it looks after 2 years of careless usage.

>>59863559
Don't get Chinese prescriptions. You'll get these weird eye tumors

>>59863559
I get mine from goggles4u. Can't really get much cheaper, and they have a big selection.

I am both short sighted and astigmatic and they get my prescription right.

>>59863683
Nice. Mine (mb2) just always gets ~19 days.

>>59863720
>short sighted and astigmatic
How bad we talking?

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>click cancel order because having second thoughts and already received something similar
>resume it after an hour or so
>soon after the guy finally "ships" the item
>sends me a message with details
>sends another
>just want him to shut up, respond with "Thank you"
>he sends three animated emoji things
weiyu zhou you cheeky cunt

>>59863051

If your not going to take him up on his offer, can I?

>>59863559
>Have any european anons ordered glasses from zennioptical? Or some other site I don't know about.
they're ok if you need an emergency pair or mostly care about the fashion, but if you are buying real glasses, go to the cheapest local place and have them check and recheck their work. Buy frames online if you really want to, but get lenses IRL. Chinking out on a MEDICAL DEVICE is fucking stupid no matter how many niggers and women you've seen pimping out these shitty zenni optical glasses.

>>59863683
that strap is fucking hideous mate, just use the rubber one, christ

>>59863051
>>59863154
this

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Who has their redmeme running lineage os?

>>59863559
Not a Europoor, but I got mine off of an Aliexpress store that closed down for selling fake frames. Don't listen to the fags who say that the chinks will butcher the lenses, both of my pairs came in fine.

>>59864082
>both of my pairs came in fine
did you have the PD and other metrics checked by a qualified optometrist?

>>59862331
>I haven't really tested the accuracy of the pedometer or the heart rate sensor.
I didn't record numbers, but like an autist, I wore the mifit and my wife's fitbit one day, and the mifit and my moto360 another day. The mifit was mildly inflated on both heart rate and steps taken, but not by a huge amount.

The google app does a much better job of figuring out what you're doing than the mi app, and has the GPS tracking in it. But for a cheap device, the mifit isn't bad.

>>59864165
>>59862331
>>59862246
I have a mi band 1 (white leds) and it is pretty awesome just for the sleep tracker. The sleep tracker isn't perfect but on most days it is scary accurate. Like all of these things, it's estimating, but the algorithm they use is on point about 95% of the time. The only time it really screws up is when you do something really strange, like staying up until 7 AM and then sleeping until 3 PM. But you don't do that, right?

srsly though this thing has helped me fix my sleep schedule, i get up at 6 AM every day like clockwork now

>>59864229
>srsly though this thing has helped me fix my sleep schedule, i get up at 6 AM every day like clockwork now
That's the biggest thing I miss about mine stopping working :( I loved it as a sleep tracker. Going to try the purging app & data from the phone some people mentioned.

>>59864584
>miss about mine stopping working
what does it do senpai

Is the Mi Band's on Ali real or should I just order from Amazon?

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any good chink projectors for under 200 bucks?

it's tempting

>>59864686
They are real, it's a question of whether you want to save a few bucks and wait for the shipping.

>>59864730
>Native Resolution SVGA/800x480Pixels
NO

Has anyone bought cheap compasses from ali before? Are they any good or close to accurate?

>>59864800
Build your own

>>59864800
no,if you want really accurate one they cost above 300$

Also accurate one is never small,because it needs shielding.

>>59864767
i didnt really mean this one specifically, just screenshot the first i saw

>>59864730
just save your money and get a well-reviewed product that you can actually return. This is not something to cheap out on.

>>59851797
Can someone post the link to these? My gf has an aquarium and I'm sure those would make good additions.

>>59865107
They kill anything alive inside of it

>>59865137
They're just mossballs

Has anyone had any luck buying a trackball from China?

I'm interested in making my set up more ergonomic but not totally sold on the whole trackball thing.

Where are the good weebshit stores?

>>59865258
Check the ali threads in cgl, lots of weebshit there

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>>59859726
Zul Z2 now the most recommended budget phone online.

Neat.

>>59864618
>what does it do senpai
Nothing :( I can charge it, and wear it (as a watch), but it won't connect to my phone any more.

>>59865521
Zuk*

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Was too eager and I opened them all up.

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Are there any other actual shops (not rando on ali express) than banggood and dx for buying laser modules? I've been using a 1.6W pic related for a few years now, and want to upgrade.

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Got chinked on my fake Rolex. The bezel spring pops out and the crystal is chipped. I'll see how the dispute goes.

anyone bought ginseng extract or caffeine pills? any opinions?

>>59865228
Just use a stationary mouse... Idk if there's a chink one though

>>59865835
Buy them as bulk as possible

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Let's see if I got chinked or not.

>>59865751
What is this? A fan on a USB? Or is there something under it?

>>59865622
review everything

>>59865589
There is no Zuk

>>59865901
I think that's a dummy load for testing USB power banks. Basically just draws 1 amp of current and dissipates it as heat.

>>59864686
There's fake Mi Band 1 and 2 sold on AliExpress, try and find sellers with the most sold so you won't get chinked.

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>>59865901
This>>59865974
It's a USB load tester rated up to 3 amps. Tested the power supply and it worked for 10 seconds before breaking.

>>59865964
Top entry in the image.

Get your eyes checked fag.

>>59866081
Get your pop culture checked, millennial cumstain.

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>>59865888 check em

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>>59866117
Reasonable speed.

>>59863051
They're just trying to be friendly, but the meaning is lost in their shitty Engrish.

>>59866105
>gets btfo
>proceeds to insult people

>>59866411
>misses the reference due to being tiny babby
>acts like mong

>>59866435
>HURR DURR I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

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Slimport adapter works. But sometimes there are black screens for a second, but not enough to be annoying.

>>59866449
>spoonfeed me pls

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Anyone know where I can get a biker helmet like pic related

>>59866685
search for "german helmet" on ali

>>59866105
Wow.
You are an idiot, but at least you're an entertaining idiot.

>>59860659
I have some VE monks coming in the mail.

>>59860659
Remax 610D

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>>59862242
Your dream of getting assblasted by customs will soon come to fruition.

>>59862924
Top kek

>>59863214
Remember to stay far away from discussing politics, or you'll find yourself in prison with no kidneys

Otherwise China is an alright place.

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>>59865888
"8" Is a lucky number in China,

You're blessed by the chink gods

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Biggest piece of chinkshit will hopefully arrive in the next 8 hours.
SO HYPED

>>59867073
Incorrect usage of GET image

>>59867096
But there's no thirteenth month

>>59867132
There is. It's called Funuary. You eat ice cream for 30 days. No spoons.

I really hope somebody gets this reference.

>>59865622
Recap:
Shark meme works well. Has speeds similar to my other 128gb card.
USB Load tester works
Slim Port works but for some reason my TV black screens every so often when using it.
Orico Powerbank DOA (Chinked)
Can't really test the sensors now, but could later

>>59867121
What the hell did you expect anon, there are plebs in here who don't even get basic Ghostbusters references.

>>59867321
Kek

>>59866081
>most recommended
>still has shit camera

Kek I'd rather get recommended some LeEco Le Max 2

>>59867019
Wtf is that gif?

>>59867553
Canada

>>59867321
That's because 99% of the people on 4chan are underage retard millenials

>>59867590
see >>59866435 etc

>>59865649
fasttech sells good shit- they might have some laser parts in stock.

>>59865842
Tell me more. Price? Are they any good?

Arduinos are pretty much useless without sensors.

>>59867690
You can make it do something by pressing a button.

>>59865521
>zuck z2
>3gb 32gb

Kek photoshop zukshills.

>>59867726
Yeah.
However, real life is not portal so buttons are less important than automating things like soil hydration, heating, etc.

>>59867730
I think they're talking about the Indian version. The zuk 2(plus) is 4/64gb.

>>59862242
I still have a sealed orig miband(with color LEDs)... Should I sell it? I opened one and used it for a few months but the novelty wore off and I gave it to a friend.

>>59867839
>indian version
>it's in gook text

>>59865521
What's the second? I can see that LeEco has 4, numbers 3,4,5 and 8.

>>59867906
I dunno, I guess the gooks also have a low end model too.

I have 3 packages stuck in Lithuania for over a week now
Lithu please stop taking my chink shit

>>59868555
Maybe you should over there and liberate it.

How do I get an anime gf using chink shit technology

>>59866065
Wait, did you shoot 3A into the fucking charger?

>>59868657
out of it obviously.

>>59866065
what brand is the power supply?
so we can avoid it in the future

>>59868714
Orico>>59865622

>>59867690
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/16pcs-lot-Raspberry-Pi-3-Raspberry-Pi-2-Model-B-the-sensor-module-package-16-kinds/32643577683.html
$9.

Haven't tested them yet, too tired. Might post results tomorrow.

>>59868749
>Orico
wow they are supposed to be one of the best
myth busted
daily reminder not to trust the little yellow monkeys
because once you do they'll sense it and you'll get chinked hard

>>59868793
He probably just popped a fuse. Might even be resettable.

>>59868603
Buy a chink dakimakura

Slow thread is slow desu

>>59868949
How? I checked if the charger works on multiple different power outlets in my house, and it doesn't work. There are no buttons or screws on the charger, so I would have to pry it open with a screw driver, but I want it intact and damage free so I can post proofs on Ali for a dispute first.

>>59864767
never go below 2000 lumens or 1024x768

you might as well get a used branded one for cheaper.

>>59869145
But chink is fun

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Another day another chance to receive chink shit in the post.
Good luck everyone!

>>59869124
I mean an internal fuse, not your breakers.
Of course being a kike your skills are more verbal than practical, so don't bother trying to fix it.

>>59869186
Nice try chang. I know you want me to try and open up my charger, so you can then claim I broke it by opening up. Not failing for your tricks you subhuman ape.

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got chinked lol

That black line sometimes goes away, sometimes flashes, sometimes stays there for a while. I don't think this is a common issue for Mi5. I'll talk to the seller to see what can be done.

>>59869401
Get a refund and keep phone for free

>>59869449
He will probably need ti ship it back, that how it works with more expensive items.

>>59869401
That sucks man
Replace it or keep for free?

Has anyone ever bought those old Xeon's from Aliexpress? What could go wrong?

I want to build a small datacentre

>>59869457
>small datacenter
LMAO

>>59869449
>>59869454

I'm pretty sure they only give out partial refunds in cases when you actually received the item and it's broken. I'd totally get a full refund if I could, but there's no way they would do that.

>>59869452
Yep, that's what will probably happen. Thank fuck it will be a domestic return, so I won't need to ship it to China.

>>59869457
Taobao = Ebay > Aliexpress

>>59869401
man fuck the chinks

>>59869457
>datacentre
??????

>>59869474
I thought Taobao was only for mainland china deliveries?

Plus it's also all in Chinese, or is that just to keep the normies out?

>>59869463
>>59869488
Fine then a glorified rack in my garage with shit tons of storage and power

>>59869497
http://www.howtotao.com/

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what do?

>>59869610
buy more

Are there any significant differences between redmi note 4 and redmi 4 prime?

>>59869673
720p screen vs 1080p screen

>>59869691
Both are 1080p

>>59869610
Place another 20 orders for 10c items.

i've made some bad acquaintances and i feel threatened when i'm out and about. i'd like to buy a pepper spray for personal protection, but i don't know what brands and stores are reputable

Where can I buy a legitimate pair of XE-800s

>>59869694
sorry thought you meant redmi 4 and redmi 4 prime.

no difference other than size.

>>59869710
I hear Amazon is a reputable seller.

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>>59869401
Here's a webm of the line magnified. Looks almost scanline-like at times.
I asked the seller "what do", they haven't responded yet. If he doesn't respond quickly I'll just open a dispute.

>>59869673
Different (worse) camera on the Redmi 4 Prime, aside from that and their size they're near identical.

https://youtu.be/ho0ihpBIxkU

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Any recs for full size headphone?
Anything with wide soundstage and good clarity. No niggerbass please.

>>59869673
Mainly the size, 5" vs 5.5". Camera might be a bit better on the Note 4. The Global variant of the Note 4 also supports more LTE bands (inc. B4 and B20)

>>59863051
he's gonna bring you to china and fuck you in the ass

>>59869765
Superlux 681 EVO

>>59869835
Is there a review somewhere?
Better yet, is there a site with reviews of chink headphones? Chink IEMs got one, not sure about full size headphones.

>>59869473
nope. ive always gotten full refunds on broken items. or fill in 90% of the price.

Any alternatives worth to consider to the Xiaomi Mi Band 2 in the 20 bucks price range?

>>59869805
What's so hard about just putting all the common GSM US bands? Is it like a copyright thing

>>59869923
The US uses retarded bands that nobody else does.

>cuck shed general nearly sank off page 10 with the last post being made two hours ago
>it gets bumped

Jannis please give it a mercy killing some autist keeps bumping it.

>>59869243
>>59869905

>>59869914
An old phone and a roll of duct tape

>>59869753
Hope you get your money back anon

>>59869846
>spoonfeed me

Try youtube

>>59870043
When is someone going to make a high quality /csg/ review channel?
>record with chink mic and camera

>>59869610
Buy a shitton of a few cent items to rack up those 2 dollah. Make the bitch run around the warehouse for 3 hours finding all the crap you ordered!

>>59870065
There already are, if you can speak Russian.

>>59870065
But there are and were.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdhLtxN-W8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNOb4TW-7J0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWFZ0uMCOfI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynNveeC_93E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_aPUi_a50

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>>59870096
They are all shit mate. How do we get /ourguy/ LinusTechTips to start reviewing chinkshit?

>>59869846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsUkOK4eMQ

>>59870096

the way they are opening those pokemon packs with a fucking KNIFE is like the 3rd most autistic thing we've seen here on /csg/

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Are Monks noticeably better than these things?

>package arrived in the destination country
>has local mail tracking
>fucking easter happens
Yeah that's friday and monday off the delivering time, as well as the weekend
So tuesday. Fuck

>>59870262
Yes

>>59870262
No.
But they're 1/5 the price.

>>59870257
Knife nerds have to find any excuse to use their stupid knives.

>>59869765
>>59869835

If you don't mind them being fully open you'd probably be better off just spending the extra 15-20 bucks on Phillips shp9500.

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826138190

>>59870320
>spending the extra 15-20 bucks
Get. Out.

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not bad, but the bass is a bit excessive

>>59870389
Now you can listen to ear rape memes at high quality

>>59870389
clip your fucking girly nails

>>59870079
kek'd

>>59870389
What are they

>>59870475
Anal beads.

>>59870488
Stop shitposting, what model earbuds are they.

>>59870518
They look like KZ ATE-S.
Not very bassy.

>>59870475
Looks like KZ ATE-S

>>59870389
are you a grill

Bluetooth IEM memes? Any CSG experience with the xiaomi sports ones ?

>>59870652
QCY

>>59870217
Linus reviewed the Monk Plus earbuds before and made them a normie meme.

>>59870257
The guy behind the channel is an underage Canadian, of course he'll be autistic. It's in the water supply.

why are there two threads?
what happens when this one dies? do we move to the other one or start a new second one?

>>59870854
the other thread is a dead duplicate thread and whoever made it keeps bumping it every time it almost 404s. We've had three /csg/ threads since that autist made his. He keeps desperately trying to make his thread happen by samefagging in there all day and occasionally coming into this thread to complain.

You guys made me want to buy the Xiaomi Mi Band 2 and become fit. Fuck all of you.

>>59870262
Maybe.

>>59870890
Xiaomemed

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>>59870875
not an argument, RegOP

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I wonder who the chink is handlin my package in this tracker photo with his id on the desk n shieeet

>>59870902
Sad!
This insecurity from RegOP

>>59870904
Looks shit

New Thread!
>>59838747
>>59838747
>>59838747

>>59870904
tfw you don't even need to censor your address
because the chinky camera is potato enough that no one can read it anyways

>>59870919
no
new news for new thread

>>59870911
>>59870919
>speaking of insecurity...

>>59870919
Fuck off. We need a proper new thread!

>>59870957
Because it would have died 2 days ago had RegOP not be a OCD faggot

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>>59870988
Yes, everything is RegOPs fault and not your 24/7 bumping of your dead thread.

New thread here
>>59871011
>>59871011
>>59871011

>>59870890
It might not work, I got one and I'm not fit at all