Got pissed off last night and broke my Mac book pro. Is it worth

Idiot.

Good job

Just slellotape that shit back together and ur good 2 go man

>>59848928
ahaha typical dumb macfag :^)

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ayy lmao

>>59848928
Hook it up to a display and pretend it's an Apple //c.

>>59848928
I think we'd all be better off if you kept it, but killed yourself.

Fucking retarded manchild.

i'll give you 5 bucks for it.

You got so angry you lost control of your actions? What are you a fucking toddler? End your life as soon as possible and make sure you do not breed before you do

>>59849000
>I'll give ya five dollahs for it

>>59848928
This turns me on. Break it some more OP. Use explosives. Shoot it. Run it over with your car. ANYTHING!

>>59848928
Serves you right for not even giving the touch bar a chance.

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>>59848980

This is how butt hurt mac fags get. Heres another one to trigger your poor nu male self. Materialistic bitch.

>>59849053
>mad enough at something to break his laptop and write "macfags on suicide watch" on it
10/10

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>>59849061
>you're le mad
>says the guy that's mad af

>>59849080
I'm not the one who broke my laptop

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get cucked Mac fags

>>59849111
but aren't you a macfag?
hmmm....

>>59849111
>inb4 It was a plastic shell all along!

>>59849053
if thats butthurt then what were you when you broke it lmao

You should piss on it, lol.

>>59849111
>Ducking yourself this hard

guys come on OP is trying to feel better about himself since he fucking ripped his laptop in half
be a bit nicer to him
/s kys op

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how do we solve the nu male problem?

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This is a nice thread.

>>59849098
Neither did I. I'm not OP.

>>59849111
Trips confirm OP is a good and gracious man. Continue fine gentlemanly scholar.

I can tell you're fit, white and have disposable income so more power to you.

>>59848928
What pissed you off?

>>59849375

Lost a LoL match

>>59849392
lol

>>59849392
>gaming on a mac
LOL

>>59849111
>>59849186
This thread just got interesting.

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>>59849392
Son, it's time we had chat.

>>59848928
You're not legally allowed to repair it, anon.
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/source-apple-will-fight-right-to-repair-legislation

>>59849445
Apple truly are a cancer. The ass-polyps that buy their shit are too.

>>59848928
Add digitizer to your screen and it become 360 degree flip 2in 1

>>59849053
Wow it's an apple tablet now
Sell to some idiot and tell it's a exclsive edition

>>59848928
Just ask your daddy for a new one.

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Last one niggers

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>>59849392
pathetic
how autistic are you to have anger issues that bad
>inb4 LOLOOLOLOLOLOXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDX NIGGER TODDLER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRFRRRRE GET BTFO LOLLOLOLOO

>>59848980
this

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Why does this trigger users of Apple equipment? It's an inanimate object.

It's now a surface book

I'll take it

>>59848928
Gf got pissed and snapped my laptop at the fold. Now I have it connected to 32' TV with HDMI and actually OK with it. Just can't bring it anywhere..

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Yo fuck niggers

>>59849392
HAHAHHAHAHA

>playing a baby game
>in 2017
>unironically

Lmao'ing at your life you dumb faggot

52 posts
>There are 27 posters in this thread.

lol

>>59848928
>has juvenile temper tantrum
>knows what he did was wrong (remembers childhood)
>tries to deflect by calling people names
>just looks like irresponsible man child that cant grasp the realities of this world

mfw someone somewhere could have put this machine to good use, computers like these could see someone through a degree but it ended up in your trash.

if anyone is a faggot nigger lover here its you, its you OP

>>59848928
>>59848928
I don't want it anymore.

>>59849611
KEK

>>59848928
Sure it is, you have a really short, really wide Mac Mini now.

Is this guy pretending to be retarded or something? It's hard to tell.

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>>59849611
Today, OP was not a faggot.

Include me in teh screenshot

>>59849697
>pretending

>>59848928
People like you should not be allowed to use technology. Go back to the jungle where you belong.

>>59849611

Nice fake tiles you poor faggot.

>>59849611
holy shit solar flare mccucks BTFO

>>59848928
this post turns me on as I am inexplicably attracted to men with anger issues

>>59848928
>>59848975
>>59849053
>>59849111
>>59849186
>>59849487
>>59849611
Good thread. 10/10 would post in again.

>>59848928
kys raging retard

>>59849815
yo posting on an imageboard in the first place is the very definition of pathetic.

Don't pretend like you're above it all, weon.

You should probably be euthanized for being emotionally defective.

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>>59849806
>op owns macbook
>op destroys macbook
>therefore op is now poor

Are you saying as soon as you don't own any Apple devices you become poor? Or is it that everyone is poor, even Applel users but claim to not be poor and use it as an insult?

>>59849939
"Poor" has more than one definition, they're not all about wealth.

are you a child

>>59849959
Quite. In that case, the poster should have been clearer and not as vague. Apple users routinely use "poor" as an insult so that is the given interpretation of reading his post.

>>59849611
can you get a better picture of those tiles... for reasons i wish not to discuss.

>>59850043
Xd

>>59848928
>>59849392
What is your LoL name?

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>>59849611
pls take a shit on it. i'll love you forever.

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>>59850220
>>59849611
THIS

DO IT

If you can't fix it yourself you could probably take it to one of the ifixyourshit stores and get it repaired for $150-$200

>>59848975
How the fuck is that LVDS cable still hanging on?

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>>59848928
It's an easy fix if you're not a retard, but anyone who is stupid enough to smash an expensive computer obviously is. So go fuck yourself.

>>59849392
KEK

>>59850285
>>59849611
I don't know if this is an easy fix anymore

>>59848928
>Mac
Found your problem.

How much of a rageaholic are you?

>>59849611

Notice how there's no water in the bowl.
Notice how OP was too much of a cuck to actually submerge his MacBook Pro.

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Holy shit niggers

A fucking sharpie won't even stick to this shit. I'll give apple credit for this material

desu this nigger probably stole this macbook.

>>59849000
>>59848928
I will give you 10 bucks

>>59848928
congrats retard

>>59850522
>didn't poop on it

fug u

OP I could have literally sent you a new LCD for your Mac. I work at a phone/laptop repair store and we had back stock and I stole one because I wanted to disassemble it but found out I couldnt without destroying it.
Why did you do this shit you raging autist

>>59850522
>Things dont stick to brushed aluminum
STOP THE PRESSES

My studybreak went from 5 minutes to 15 minutes reading this.

Thanks for the entertainment, OP

>buys niggershit thinkpad
>rage destroy thinkpad
>report back which one was the stronger laptop
>/g/ finally stops comparing the two

Comeon OP, you can end this war.

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>>59849111
>>59849053
>>59848928
>>59848975
if you scribble more anti gay stuff all over the laptop and take it to the apple store and tell them you're gay and you were bullied by a bunch of white dudes they'll give you a new one.

>>59850784
Do this, you fucking ape.

>>59850784
Yeah, nobody ever keeps copies of 4chan threads, how ridiculous.

well i guess /g/ is /r/technology now

hahaha this is so EPIC OP! SAVED!

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>>59850712
>fagbook can't even survive a light gaming session with a mildly-angered male
>thinkpad can survive a simulated car-crash, gets up and brushes itself off

Macbooks are nothing more than fashion accessories.

>the braindead, all-brawn-no-brain cousin fuckers that can't control their emotions are also the ones who use words like "macfag" "numale" and "nigger dick"

really joggin the noggin

>>59850925
You forgot "braindead" & "all-brawn-no-brain"

No need to thank me, friend.

nu-/g/ is a dank xD

guys this is great XD

how do i subscribe to you OP?

either op works somewhere where he got his hands on an already broken macbook, or he's a giant manchild and going HAHAHAHA U MAD BRO because he thinks he's making anyone mad, except he's trying to get over being a giant raging manbaby himself.

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Brehs

It's almost all off

Fock noggers

I scrolled through this shit and he didn't even shit on the laptop. Well thanks OP I'm going to go buy a macbook now

>>59851035
Please take a shit on it

>>59851613
He wrote all that stuff on the laptop he babyraged on because he wanted attention from /g/, but now he's gotta clean everything up and actually try to fix it or else mommys gonna be mad at him for his mistake.

Nothing to see here, he won't shit on it because he's got the attention he wanted, and now actually has to go back to the reality of his autistic fuckup.

You got mad? Mad about what exactly? It's not like you can rage quit on that thing. There are no games on that platform.

>>59850671
my cum sure does

>>59849611
So this is what autism looks like huh?

BTW, you could have easily fixed this shit for less than $100, enjoy being a brainlet for the rest of your life and throw your own money to the trash

moar apple getting destroyed pls. preferably shit on too.

I can fix that in 15 minutes, but yeah, you can still plug it into an external monitor, or replace the LCD cable that you ripped.

>>59849111
>buy a mac because you're literally gay
>at some point break it in a fit of rage because you're also literally autistic
>"I-I'm not a real macfag I only broke it to make real ones mad!"

>>59849053
>>59849111
The whole point of hating Mac fags is hating the inherent waste and consumerism inherent in owning the thing.

Breaking it though means that you aren't just stupid or self-obsessed, but so desperate to prove your income is disposable that you'd break one here for a few (you)s and so needy for attention that you'd misconstrue anyone calling you an idiot for an Apple fanboy.

You should have installed Gentoo, but so far this thread has only served to prove your more of a faggot than the average Mac owner and may actually be more lazy and retarded than their ilk.

Here's your (You), slut.

>>59848928
Put some fucking sheets on your mattress you disgusting freak

>>59848928
It's alright OP.....nothing of value was lost. Now go get yourself a real laptop or desktop and try to forget you spent money on a machine made for and by cucks

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>>59848928
Holy shit the amount of Macfag butthurt in this thread is fucking beautiful.

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Can't tell if troll, really stupid or both.


-Written on my macbook pro 13" 2015 with retina display

>>59853691
>t. mactoddler

>>59853691
i can easily tell you're a sissy tho

>>59853735
>t.winbabby

>>59848928
>Is it worth keeping at all?
No.
Buy thinkpad and install arch linux.

>>59853735
>>59853756
>

>>59853833
>not installing linux on your mac

Do people really fail to understand the thing that's annoying about this thread isn't that an Apple computer was broken, but that the manchild lacks so much self control and dignity they break things rather than not being a total child? It's a pathetic lack of self control, but sure it's these supposed apple fans that are the problem here and not a tool who can only vent his impotent rage on computers.

>>59853927
>t. macfag

>>59853945
Ah got it, just a troll.

>>59852890
You read like a fucking latinoamerican leftist intelectual

Op, but why break your laptop ?
It's very expensive ^^

>>59850262
because it's not an lvds cable

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>I bought a computer and then broke it because lmao macfags
dude you ARE a macfag, you're just a macfag that's so stupid that you managed to buy the overpriced machine and STILL end up with NO COMPUTER at the end of the day.

>>59849111
give it back tremayne.

>>59853927

Yeah I came into this thread to see how the shit this happened and it just turned into The Fox and The Grapes by MC Escher on LSD.

>>59848928
>Jamal steals Apple computer
>too difficult to use because it doesn't have Windows or a CD-ROM drive with which to install it
>smashes computer
oh jamal, you shouldn't have stolen that computer

>>59849631
it's ok mommy will buy him a new laptop, he will just reeeeeeeeeeee until mommy does

too bad daddy doesn't live in the same state any more, he has a hotter new mommy but she doesn't like it when I stare at her boobies

>>59849392
I knew a faggot who did nothing but played LoL on his Macbook in class all day and did nothing of any value. Stop leaching off your parents Logan, I'm certain that they want you to grow the fuck up.

>>59854395
Nah, Jamal would have pawned that shit or posed with it. This is straight up poor little white boy behavior.

>>59848928
Looks like a Macbook Air, did mommy buy you the Air instead of the Pro and you got mad?

>>59848928
Tape a kickstand to the back and you're good to go

>>59854470
Nah, that a '15 MBP, a $2400+ toy that's now been trashed for no good reason other than an overtly expensive vidya tantrum and to get a lol out of /g/.

>>59854502
It's OK, mommy will buy OP another one. But not one so expensive.

>>59848928
Holy shit yo, I'm struggling here getting through my master's degree on an Asus Transformer t100 that already got me through my bachelor's and some people do this kind of shit to actually decent machines.

>inb4 "kek pick one >decent machine >macbook"

>>59856242
loonix nigger here, also mad. Just bought a XPS15 after saving for like a year. Can't imagine treating my tech like that.

>>59848928
That can be fixed. It's just the display/mic/camera. You can buy the top part of the clamshell. Dunno if you'd need a new screen though.

It won't be cheap, however.

>>59852890
this. OP is a massive faggot.

>>59848975
Such hidden cooling Macbook

Why can't other Oem's create such innovative design?

>>59849939
That is how he becomes poor you fucking faggot.

>>59848928
>Got pissed off last night and broke my Mac book pro.
Served yourself right.

>>59848928
Oh shit is it 2015? Was not worth using it at all, get 2017.

Apple may be a company dedicated to precious aryan wombs getting destroy by big initimidating virile black dick but still that laptop did nothing wrong.

>Got pissed off last night and broke my Mac book pro.
>Make this thread posting photos lolumad

Go see your psychiatrist, your personality disorder is showing

Bring it to a repair guy. Macs are among the few computers that have enough resale value for that to be worth it.

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Op here signing off

Thanks for the updoots :)

>>59848928
Ahhhh... bin it!

>>59849611
God!
Why are you such a moron?

>>59857067
why did this thread make people angry? im so confused.

>>59857260
wasting money

>>59857322
why does that matter if it's someone else's money? how does that affect me?

>>59857395
nobody here has actually money.

>>59857395
>how does that affect me?
umm, i don't know, more waste= higher prices = shittier life for everyone?

>this attention-whoring anti-apple butthurt german macfag again

Kill yourself, you waste of space.

>>59857429
>one person destroyed his mac and posted on /g/ about it
>wtf? if i dont get mad and teach him a lesson capitalism is gonna reign supreme
really makes me hm

>>59857478
So you want us to support this one person? One person becomes ten, ten becomes one hundred, and that is how the society falls.
Ok, I will shut the door on my way out.

>>59848928

Yes, keep it and show it around, prising Apple design and how now you use ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE model.

I just want to know, if this will turn into social phenomenon and people will masssively break their Macbooks in order to look "hip" like you do.

Or if Apple will introduce already broken version for twice the price.

>>59857496
keep fighting the /g/ood fight then you internet warrior

>>59850784
Wow. I actually believe this would work. How fucking sad is that?

Well... This thread was dumb.

>>59849611
Holy shit this thread is killing me

Thanks for the laugh OP

>>59854111
you read like you're too helpless to DIY anything

>>59852890
>Getting this triggered on the internet
>By some guy who broke his probably already broken computer

>>59849392
Holy shit remove urself. I don't get how autistic you have to be to break your OWN things when playing a fucking videogame. My maximum was saying "FUUUUUUCK" out loud and raging on someone in dota and even then I felt like a manchild afterwards. What a Lolababy.

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>>59850784
/thread

MY SIDES

>>59850886
nice

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>>59850784
Whole fuck ANON PLEASE DO I'M ROLLING GOR THIS MY NIG

>anyone getting triggered over this ever
I don't know why I expect better of a site full of man children, but I'm still disappointed.

>OP breaks MacBook, posts it scribbled with stuff all over it and in toilet
>Thinks he's trolling anybody
'kay dude, it's your property do what you want. Dunno who you're trying to impress.

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>>59850784
this ironically might actually work, op. there is great potential here for /g/ to troll the fuck out of apple.

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>>59850671
Its not brushed aluminium. Learn how to recognise materials you dumb fuck

>>59854502
Its clearly not a 15" you cuck. Just end yourself

This thread is fucking abysmal

>>59857067

Not op fuck you I am

>>59858306
>The Year of our Lord 2017
>Not being able to tell the difference between ' (as in year) and " (as in inches).

Oi, I haffing a laugh.

>>59849053
I use linux and generally hate Apple rubbish, and even I think this is shameful. Someone else could have made good use of it.

Mommy and daddy will buy you a new one, right after they're done changing your diapers.

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>>59853927
>but sure it's these supposed apple fans that are the problem here and not a tool who can only vent his impotent rage on computers

So what you're saying is the problem is Apple fans being tools? Gotcha.

>>59856386
>Why can't other Oem's create such innovative design?

Because it's fucking stupid. The glue that Apple uses to bond the screen together ends up weakening over time due to the constant heat, kek