ITT: times you got lucky with your tech >Microsoft calls

>>59827150
That's a funny joke.

Have you ever met someone who got poo'd in real life?

>>59827211
I have recieved that call before.

>>59827150
lmao what a bainlet that call was NOT from microsoft dummy

daisuki~

>>59827398
That's the joke mongoloid

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>>59827150
I love you anon.

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My GF got a call from some poo from the """irs""" about some tax bullshit, she was walking around all flustered and I asked her what was wrong then she tells me about how she needs to pay the irs for some fake bullshit. I tell her put it on speaker and it's straight up Apu from the Simpsons and I immediately hang up the phone and explain how amazingly retarded she is. Luckily she never gave them more than her name.

>>59827575
lmao what a bainlet that call was NOT from the irs dummy

>>59827150
Hello, this is microsoft tech support we detected a virus on your computer i need tou to log on to your computer

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anon... i think you got pirated...

>>59827211
My grandma got poo'd. They got her into a TeamViewer session and changed her windows password and said a virus did it. Really pissed me off, stop scamming my granny :(

>>59828306
I like to open TeamViewer sessions with them inside a virtual machine and watch their hilarious reaction when I reveal it. I show them videos of cow slaughtering, porn, etc.

When they try to pull the plug and go full on malware installation mode, I just tell them that it's not my real computer and just a fake, and I have the IP address of their office.

Faking an Indian accent and telling them they've called one of their own fellow employees is also hilarious to do.