Hey /g/ im 20 tired of working a shitty retail job. Wanna be

First step towards getting a good career is learning how to spell career

>>59817682
Oh im on my phone that would be auto correct.
Should have checked though

>>59817647
>carriers
Pajeet you gotta go back

>>59817647
You know how I can tell you're not going to make it? Cause you're on 4chan asking for advice instead of actually doing it.

>>59817647
>carrier
Whichever plan fits your budget and needs.

>>59817706
Damnit, you beat me to it.

Learn Java , and JavaScript. It will get you a job , and a good paycheck.

>>59817647
>learn something technical
>offer service(s) / product(s) related to your new learned skill
I don't think this is difficult to understand
btw, why do you even care what your parents think of you?

>>tired of working a shitty retail job
>>wants to get a shitty tech job

>>59817647
Join the marines and your dad will be super proud.

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>>59817699
Dumb phoneposter

get your ass back in school douche.

>>59817647
I read a lot of greentexts about Americans getting a relatively comfy tech support/server baby sitting job just by bullshitting.
In Germany, the army is looking for IT administrators, and you would get a free education.

>>59817647
do some certifications

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>>59817813
What are the main certs i heard theirs a bunch that are pointless
>>59817771
Because i feel like there the only people that care about me.
>>59817771
Yea maybe i cant grasp.

What makes you get out of bed OP? Genuinely curious, how do aimless people go about living life?

>>59817647
learn the following:
> HTML and CSS
> Javascript and JQuery
> Either Java or PHP

you will have absolutely no problem getting a web development job, even without a degree.

>>59817722
nice digits, bad post

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>>59818269
Work and gym social life keeping busy helps.
>>59818293
Any suggestions on were to start

>>59817647
Im also 20 doing my cisco certified courses and working for the gov for good pay in Australia. What your excuse?

>>59818426
No excuse just dint know what i wanted to do with my or what enjoyed.
Not much else
But Good job hope you're career goes well

>>59818189
Move to New York, live there for a few years, get free tuition as offered recently by Cuomo and then learn all you can

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>>59817647
instead of asking for advice from a bunch of strangers who could care less, tell your parents what you told us. your parents do love you, and know you better than anyone. be honest with them about how you feel if you don't like the answer you get, and you have no motivation, every job you do will feel like shit to you. also, /adv/.

>>59818641
I just wanna make enough to support my self and my parents when they retire.

>>59818859
you can do it if you are consistent and pick the right battles

>>59818972
Yea im not what that means anon
sorry

>>59818293

how much does a literal first time web dev get paid

>>59817767

Okay but at what level do you become proficient at java enough to search for a job and don't make a joke out of yourself?

I mean you could be learning java forever

>>59818293

How much time would that take if you know basic programming in python, matlab and octave?

>>59819392
they don't

noobs don't get hired. Employers expect a level of competency.

>>59819699
2-3 years

>>59817647
>i dont have any dreams or passions
This is why you work shitty jobs.