>Work your whole life >Boris from Ukraine hacks your bank

>>59791205
I have a friend who cards pretty heavily. It's all insured, the bank loses the money not the bank's customer.

>>59791216
Yeah credit cards are, but not your brokerage account.

Ill take things that never happened for 300, jimmy

>>59791205
Because it all started with a "just a prank bro" virus and then everything went to shit.

Making viruses was a mistake.

>>59791205
>Not keeping all your cash buried in caches around your property

I have a second "deposit" account where I can just put money and I can't get it out untill I'm in a bank and I just put +1k europoor there every month so I feel pretty safe.

>>59791205
It's simple: Boris worked harder and smarter than you, and thus reaps the rewards. You worked for Boris the entire time, and didn't even know it. Should have found a way to make Boris work for you instead.

>>59792014
People like you fuck up the world anon.

Call your bank and ask them is they have insurance in case of theft.

>stealing my debt

Thanks Boris.

>>59791981
When cash become worthless and the only use you have for it is as toilet paper.

>Not buying a variety of precious metal that would be useful and valuable.

Not stealing. Pirating.

Could you stop making these meme threads. No one is getting harmed except for the (((bankers)))

>>59791205
>Explain why is this is allowed.
Well... it's not... laws and whatnot... wanna try constructing another argument?

>>59791205
>go to Russia
>track down boris
>slaughter his family
>get my life savings back

>Also
>>KEEPING YOUR LIFE SAVINGS IN A BANK