>remapped left and right mouse buttons on my home pc to be

such a disgrace

>qt girl asks for help
>"hey ur smart with computers right? will you fix mine for free :3"
>y-yes...
>see its a windows
>s-sorry i dont know how to use windows... i use linux
>"whats a linux?"
>its nothing...

kill me...

>>59786624
This is just stupid enough to be believable.

>colleague asks if he can use my laptop for a sec to check something
>Sure no prob
>It's a German keyboard, they are all over the fucking place with symbols, even three keys for ö ä ü
>Only type and program in English so I have English internional layout
>He tries to login to email
>Anon your keyboard is broken

>qt girl asks for computer help
>quickly calculate effort required to fix problem versus likelihood of sex
>pretend to be clueless

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>qt has spyware on her computer
>i remove it but some shit is left behind and she gets a file not found pop up when she starts windows
>tell her I can fix that as well
> she gives me her laptop again but this time instead of her regular wallpaper she changed it to a pic of her and her bf
fuckin cunt

>>59786915
Kek

>>59786915
You already told us that story m8

>>59786624

>gf

See? This is why I've swore women off all together.

>>59786624
>>remapped left and right mouse buttons on my home pc to be the reverse
I'm still stuck on this line trying to figure out why you would ever want to do that

>>59786672
>fix
>windows
Kek, nope, reinstall it is.

>>59786991
i spilled coke on my mouse and the left click sticks so i switched it

>>59786948
God damn, you mean you actually remeber that? Fuck, guess I cant tell it anymore in person unless I wana out myself as coming to this fuckin place.

>>59786991

Maybe left handed person?

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>qt girl asks if i can print something for her
>sure no problem!
>realize that because i wanted Arch running with a minimal kernel, i havnt properly configured printing yet
>uh just a sec i-i n-need to set up something first
>browse arch wiki for 10 minutes but will probably need more time than that
>chad comes up and asks if there is a problem
>qt tells him she just needs to print something
>his macbook pro just works
>mfw