>type in password VERY slowly for the third time actually

Maybe you're having a stroke.

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>Numlock was disabled the whole time

if you're having stroke it's harder to register your keystrokes

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>>59781662
>not just learning the password by muscle memory but not be able to type it in a different layout keyboard

I have so many different passwords to different places I can never remember which goes where. So I just store them on my computer which just negates their purpose

>>59781662
Literally dumb frogposter

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>>59781662
>land 24 digit FDE password 99% of the time on the first try
>miss 9 digit login and sudo password 30% of the time
>24 digit FDE includes the 9 digit sudo key

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>>59781748
>he literally mimics the meme behavior of hating a funny meme because it makes him feel like hes a professional 4chan poster
kys cancer

>>59781662
Give it back, Jamal.

>he doesn't just copy and paste his password from a password vault

>>59781780
>9 digit login and sudo
This is just a waste of time.

>>59781832
U MST [B] DA [B]ROFESSOR RIGT?

>>59782471
Why? Sudo makes you root for 15 minutes and su exists. What's the issue?

>>59781662
fascinating.

>password cannot have more than 2-3 same characters

Most thing I hate is "Username or Password is incorrect", just tell me which one please.

>>59782566
Your encrypted password is all that matters. Once that is gone, it's trivial to access any file on your system and root access is not necessary.

>>59781679
well, if you dont have a numeric only password, then using the numpad is just retarded.

>>59783051
Isn't your root password important to help prevent root escalation if some bullshit virus tries to attack through your browser? Is 'pass' good enough?

>>59783139
I guess,I mean you still need a root password as added security.

Your browser should be used in chrooted FS anyway.

>>59783026
It wouldn't be as secure if the system gave an attacker hints of what the correct u/p is.

>>59781667
>>59781695
no

OP are you alive?

>>59781662
OP I did this once, turns out I created the password wrong. How? I was sitting at the wrong alignment to the keyboard and typed it perfectly wrong twice.

>>59783076
what if im on a laptop that has the numpad on the letters?

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>>59781662
>enter password
>copy it before logging in
>login
>wrong password
>paste password
>login
>it works

>>59781662
if i'm typeing password to my bank account too long then system doesn't want log me in

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>copy paste password you dont remember from text
>doesnt work
>type in manually looking to text
>works

>>59784807
>Highlighting the space before or after you types out the password
Full retard alert

>>59784276
>typeing

L E A V E
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>>59781662
>forget password
>follow forgot password link
>you have 1 new message
>your password is <old password>

>shit wrong password
>try again
>shit wrong password
>try again
>works
>what the fuck I used that password for this?

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>your password was reset for additional security
>please scan your birth certificate, drivers license, a relatives death certificate, social security card, and your previous 3 years tax returns, and email them to support to be provided a link to reset your password
>be sure not to use any part of any password you've used in the past 12 years

>>59786905
>not asking for a DNA test scan.

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>>59786905
>"your password was reset for additional security"
>"we've sent you a temporary password. Please change your password as soon as possible"
>check email
>temp password is in plaintext
>click on reset form
>page is in http
>they probably don't even has passwords

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>"your password was reset for additional security"
>feel my bowels fill
>"your new password must be at least 9 characters"
>I'm clenching my butt furiously
>"with at least one uppercase"
>breaking out in ass-sweat
>"and at least one number"
>my anus is barely holding against the diarrhea tsunami
>"and at least one special character"
>suddenly my anal defenses fold and I'm spraying liquid poo everywhere
>now mum needs to wipe my bum again
fucking passwords these websites suck dick

>>59786702
a professor at my university is too good to use the pleb standard grading website so he made his own that does this. thankfully i used a password i never use elsewhere on it since i could tell it was sketchy. i hope someone wrecks his shit

>>59781662
Often have that problem with the macs at work (macOS log-in is buggy as hell) usually one or two days later it works again.

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>>59787259

fucking lol

>>59788056
So you can change your grade pretty easily?

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taiwanese computer processor manufacturing discussion board
>please use at least 15 characters, including numbers, uppercase, lowercase and an umlaut

the bank
>6-8 characters

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>pre-defined security questions for extra securities
>either something that anyone who has ever met you can answer or
>something so obscure even you'll forget what you wrote

>>59781832
>kys cancer
Yes, you should.

>Logon to registrar once every two years to renew domain
>Password must be changed every 90 days

I've got an HPE SAN here that doesn't support Chrome. If you try to logon with Chrome, here's the error it will give you:

>Incorrect username or password

>>59784807
Shameful display little cat