Ask an Indian immigrant working as a SDE at Google (MTV) anything.

>>59768199
nice clock ahmed

>>59768199
go back

Have you figured out yet how to use a toilet?

>>59768253
Not yet, I've taken up the American way of sharting in the mart nowadays.

>>59768230
Why would I when I make $170k an year here?

>>59768268
>170k
Does Google really pay that much?

>>59768441
More like 170k rupees.

>>59768199
Did you learn to use the toilet?

>>59768515
Why is /g/ so unfunny and unoriginal? It's gotten to the point where the same "roast" question is being asked even when it has already been replied to.

>>59768199
>smart Indian kid
Obvious troll.

>>59768199
>>59768268
D E S I G N A T E D

>>59768268
>>59768512

>>59768535
I'm from India, retard.

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>>59768534
Obviously the answer is no.

>>59768199
POO

How did you get hired by google? Are you the "we are not racist a racist company so we are hiring niggers" kid or are you actually talented? What are the requirements?

>>59768199
IN

>>59768548
then shouldn't you be shitting in a street, or drinking sewage water from the ganges?
why don't you do yourself a favor and get out of that worthless shithole of a country?

>>59768199
post a timestamped photo of your Indian passport and your Google hat

>>59768199
What's your LDAP in Gteams? I'd like to verify this

>>59768607
cantbeatpajeet

>>59768575
I'm not going to lie: getting hired in the tech industry has a lot of luck. You need to do well in the interviews and that hugely depends on the interviewer. You need to be at the top of your form on that day.

But I guess some amount of talent is required as well. I mean, I've been addicted to computers since the age of 12, so that really helped me get started early on.

>>59768605
>>59768607
Yes, let me just go ahead and blow away my identity.
>inb4 fake

>>59768199
Do they let you shit on the floor?

>>59768627
How is posting a picture of a passport that 1 billion people have and a hat that 60,000 people have blowing away your identity?

>>59768640
Meh, I don't need you to believe me. And I don't have my noogler hat with me anymore. It has almost been three years.

>>59768199
so are you actually under threat of being sent back ?

>>59768669
He was never here in the first place. He's just making shit up.

>>59768627
Ye, I know that luck also plays in. What were the questions/tasks during that interview? I am currently living in germany and want to work as a Dev in similar firms. Did you show references of work like your github page for example? Did they roll out a whiteboard (not memeing ^^)

>>59768669
Not really. I make way more than whatever they minimum they're going to put on the salary. In fact, the Trump administration is making things easier for me (and people like me working in top companies) by cutting out all the infosys-tata-wipro retards.

>>59768690
You don't make shit. You are making everything up.

>>59768690
good on you senpai

>>59768680
I can't quite remember the details. There were four or five interviews. Most questions were pretty basic: just clarify that you're on the same page as the interviewer, then work out a basic example. Then start with a naive solution. Then slowly move on to the tougher questions.

It's not really difficult if you prepare for it. As for the questions themselves: I was asked a couple of questions on dynamic programming, a question involving matrices, and something on graphs (haha sorry, it's been a while).

>>59768199
POO IN THE LOO
And go back.

>>59768640
Do you really think 1 billion people in India have a passport?

>>59768667
Just post a timestamped picture of your Indian passport them. I will send you $50 through Paypal or BTC or whatever if you do.

>>59768705
Whatever helps you sleep at night in your basement.

Vuold you have access to any google account?

>>59768738
Lol I'll make 50 bucks in like 15 minutes.

>>59768705
Sure thing.

>>59768752
Obviously no. I don't work on the gmail team anyway (not that most there would have access either).

Or do you mean full access to all google things? That's not available to almost anyone.

>>59768757
Ok, I'll send you $1000 through Paypal if you post a timestamped picture of your Indian passport.

>>59768795
cool, thanks for the offer

>>59768811
You can't even prove that you're Indian, much less that you work for Google, and you're still continuing to role play on the internet? How sad.

>>59768835
but this is an anonymous image board not reddit, nobody has to prove anything in regards to identities

>>59768868
Nobody is asking for your identity.

Do you miss shitting outside?

>>59768199
I hate iit graduates.

>>59769353
Well, we're better indeed. Genetically supreme, intellectually unmatched.

>>59769440
Kys my dude
Or go back to Quora

>>59769508
lol don't hate immigrants mang
hate the fags who refuse to leave such a shitty fucking country