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>>59759833
a whiteboard that auto generates all the primes under 2 million and prints them

>>59759846
lol

I'm making an AI that can identify memes before they even get popular

We'll corner the market by appealing to the hip millennial crowd in ways our competitors can't

go on imageboards and ask for business ideas
steal the good ones and use them as my own.

>>59759833
I've developed a modernized hiring filter. I call it Fizz-Buzzwords.

>>59759846
Tfw your meme doesn't catch on so you repeat it thinking that people will find it funny.

>>59759833
A website that we use to manage IRAs and other similar investments.

An app where two strangers meet up and fight. I call it Fightr.

>>59759833
Normies like it and you will win a lot of money because of it.

>>59759833

A progressive software-selling scheme where instead of buying institutionalized licenses, you use an intersectional system to redistribute an amount of owner-less licenses to the clients as they require them, and then revoke them when they stopped using them.

This allows you to treat everyone equally and always have a given amount of seats working independently of who are the people or where are the computers, and basically it's hot shit that all the companies in Silicon Valley will want to move to.

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>>59759833
I want to create modular laptops that respect the privacy of the user. They'll be sleek, easily upgradable, and highly sought after because they'll be very secure and private.

>>59759833
We produce devices you can shove up your ass, OP, so I can guarantee you'll like it.

Just so happens it targets the same peer group as Applel, so you can be sure it will be successful.

>>59759833
Global integrated solutions.

>>59759833

Fighter. Like Tinder but for fights.

>>59759833
It's spreading crushed silicate minerals throughout the Earth to accelerate ocean uptake of CO2, a natural part of the carbon cycle that we can affect, called silicate weathering. My startup is going to need advanced heavy duty machinery and robotics that utilize AI to crush about 60km^3 of rock, as much is needed to consume the world output of carbon every year, and so we will get there by starting with factory automation and replacing employees with robots.

Toilet paper
Made out of solid poop

Basically, we're an asynchronous machine learning loyalty platform that maximize clients using agile online advertising.

>>59762436
Shit, you hit all the memewords. Have some money.

Is your app going to optimize the cloud computing customer targets?

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>>59762436
Is it... scalable and lightweight

>>59762477
no. it uses proprietary tech, we call mist, which in layman's terms is a peer-distributed cloud analogue.

inb4
>its a botnet

Robo dick sucker. It fits in your pocket.

remember back when synergy was a buzzword people used?