hey /g/ lets say you ran a gpu company but your gpus sucked

Produce fake benchmarks and dispatch an army on shills on /g/.

>>59724539
Bribe developers to not use the superior compute power and async compute power of my competitor.

Bribe them to use proprietary technology while my competitor uses open standards, even though the open standard technology is actually more flexible and efficient.

>>59724557
okay but what if im broke af so i cant pay off reviewers or hire shills?

blame it on the opposition

>>59724576
ok but what if im the one with the open standards and i cant even scrounge up enough money for a decent bribe

and also no one cares that its free cause everyones being paid to use proprietary shit

>>59724539
Agressive Marketing.

Just say "top of the line, lightning fast GPUS*" with the asteriks or something gay

>>59724624
>ok but what if im the one with the open standards and i cant even scrounge up enough money for a decent bribe
Pay youtubers and sponsor esports teams.

>>59724587
You think the shills on /g/ are paid? Kek, they are fanbois who work for free.

Call myself Nvidia

>>59724624
Open standards are the thing that will sell your cards in the first place then, even if they are worse than the properary competition

>>59724624
what are we talking about? one post makes it seem you are talking about amd the other like nvidia

>>59724539

make them cheap or paid reviews