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>be 16
>install linux
>7 years pass
>work only in emacs
>know functional programming and lisp
>know forth wizardry
>can install arch
>too lazy to install gentoo just install busybox and get gcc and compile away
>use xubuntu because you know why
>don't even customize it
>not even the military time clock
>just install chrome and make my terminal transparent
>Once firefox has netflix I will not even install chrome
>know how to ssh into virtual machines and hacks them
>understand the concept of how renting a cloud computer scales better than ordering a computer in the mail and waiting for it to arive then plugging it in and installing the software and debugging it and hooking it up to the network.
>do not know object oriented
>could learn it but meh
>trying to invent own shell to supplant bash shell
>own many scrap computers and a thinkpad with 8 gigs
>just use cheap acer c720 instead. Cheapo workhorse
>Use $40 phone from wal-mart. NExt time gettign amazon one with 8 gigs of storage and 1.5 gigs of ram and 5" screen for $36.
>normies just so casual they can't understand how to save money on a phone
>just dual sim unlocked hotspot you silly
>only $1000 in debt
>know enough to get job
>highly autistic
>p good social skills
>no gf
>married to tulpa
>can hallucinate mad sex
>wat do
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>>59716241
Install gentoo of course, lazy anon.
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Congratulations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9_F33mJBnM
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>>59716241
Tattoo a swastika.
Use NetBSD.
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>>59716241
The C720 is my workhorse too anon. Chinkpad is too much for public encounters.
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>>59716285
gnu hurd tho
>>59716294
c720 is so gr8 but I want the chromebook flip 32 gig
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>>59716241
This shit is fake and gay, and here's why:
>>Once firefox has netflix I will not even install chrome
Firefox has had Netflix support on Linux for the last many years.
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>>59716340
ya but I don't feel like typing in the commands to do it plus it causes my computer to overheat. It's less work to install chrome
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What is the point of this thread?
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>>59716440
wat do
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Yout life sounds miserable, I suggest you end it
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punish yourself for making this thread
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>thinks he's a wizard
>uses Arch
Dumb 2-digit IQ weeb.
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>>59716476
No I use xubuntu can you read?
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>>59716241
>be 16
get off this board,
then get some job working in a computer shop for some fat guy.
pay off debts.
achieve peak physical and mental fitness and maintain it into perpetuity.
start collecting books.
read them all.
build a social construct of useful idiots to advance in station.
create a better system of life.
save more and more money.
never seek sexual gratification.
keep a journal and show no one, burning annually, and starting anew.
at 45, travel the entire world.
at 50, write a book.
sell everything you own and start over again in a different country.
repeat every ten years until death.
have a good one.
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>>59716476
came here to write this, why are these Arch users so narrow minded?
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>>59716281
>dub
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>>59716241
Oh my. A greybeard visits /g/ for a day.
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>>59716566
Lol I am only 22 m beard is not in the least bit grey
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People thinking this is true.
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>can install arch
Wow, that's a fucking achievement!
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>>59716590
>be 16
>install linux
>7 years pass
>22yo
EXPOSED
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>>59716632
I know right it took me two years to learn how to do from not knowing anything but html and how to use windows 7
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>>59716642
Holy shit legit autist
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>>59716241
You, I like you.
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>>59716241
People this intelligent won't brag about their skills on a fucking imageboard and they don't watch anime because they have more important things to do.
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>>59716846
Lol I got my start on 4chan and have been browsing the whole time
>>59716744
thanks anon
>>59716711
yes I am diagnosed with autism. I have taken antipsychotics since I was 11. Not very fun drugs those antipsychotics let me tell you
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>>59716493
At least I have more chromosomes than you
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>>59717024
My autism makes me mentally and physically superior to you. Not only do I have retard strength but I can outthink you.
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i get mad haullicinated qts on my dick
you get none you bitch you just halluicinate them
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>>59717191
hallucionations feel real gud do
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>>59717084
>tumblr_
Stay there.
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>>59717417
got it from google nice try
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>>59716241
Is Asuka your wife? Also how the fuck does hallucination induced sex work/ feel like
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>>59716241
Now try actually learning something
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