How do I prevent employers from finding out I was locked up in

>>>/adv

>>59712688
I am applying to programming jobs.

>>59712697
>>>/adv/

They won't ask.

>>59712703
You don't tell countless "I'm failing CS, pls halp" threads on /g/ to fuck off to /adv/.

"Delete" any work history from before the incident.

>>59712723
fuck off to >>>/adv/ you loony

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>>59712729

>tfw your only work history is before it

>>59712674
>not just creating a shell company and paying your cousin to reply to all information inquiry voicemails with glowing praise.

What the fuck is wrong with /g/? What is it with nonwhites that drives innovation into the gutter?

>>59712806
My cousins live in Europe.

>>59712674
Pretty sure they can't find out about that.

Say them you were doing m&m for two years

Any gaps in employment: you were consulting.

Just tell them that the staff didn't understand your new gender and thought you were insane. Good basis for discrimination points too.

>>59713548
Maintenance and modifications?

>>59713720
I am cis-male, unfortunately.

>>59713736
>cis-male
Now you are bucko *wink*

>>59712674
>I stayed with family while taking care of a sick family member
Come on, anon. This isn't rocket science.

>>59712674
Did you try not being literally me?

i have a two year gap in my education because of a fucking felony
and many year gaps in that education because i was lazy

if i'm asked i'll just tell them the truth