>browse pol on phone at work >check email and see

>>59680808
>using work wifi for personal things
>ever

>>59680808
Why do you retards do this shit so god damned much. You have zero expectation of privacy on all work equipment, regardless of whether it is at the office or you use it at home. Always assume your Internet is being monitored, so avoid streaming shit, porn, social media 4chan or anything your company might otherwise object to. And dont even bother with VPN or shit like that, it just raises more red flags.

Is that shit so goddamned hard for you?

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>>59680808
>Browsing /pol/ in public unironically

>>59680808
>GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>I'm so sorry sir I don't know what came over me

>>59680967
>>59680978
no you guys I swear I'm not racist, I use pol for my news

>>59681000
>eleceb you never heard of is dating a black guy
>news

>>59680808
What did the emails say?

>>59681047
They were talking about violations of internet use policies and disciplinary action. Can I Actually get in trouble about this?

unless your phone is named op's iphone or some gay shit how are they going to know it's your phone browsing pol?

it was probably some chick using up all the internets on the facebooks

>>59681066
what a stupid question, what a stupid thread

First, op, never do this because serious companies keep logs and you do not want this kind of paranoia when negotiating something with your company. They might use it to convince other people that you could be fired.

Second.. If you are good, they do not want you away, but they might want to keep you down

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>browse /pol/ at work
>accidentally send thread link to boss
>FUCK
>F
>U
>C
>K
>WRONG FUCKING LINK DUMBASS
>go back on /pol/
>copy correct link
>boss emails me back 'wtf whyd you send me this'
>send new email, new link "sorry last one was wrong thread"
>boss replies
>"kek gud thread m8"

fucking love having a boss more autistic and into 4chan culture than I am

>>59681191
>browse /pol/ at work
>accidentally send thread link to boss
>boss replies back, "I agree. We must do something about the refugees and build the wall."
>unexpectedly get a raise the next week

>>59681191
where do you even work?

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>not just doing everything over cellular
???????????????????? why risk it

>>59681191
>get paid for this shit
I hate my job

>>59681266
>>59681066
satan pls
>>59681000
>>59680808
nice digits

>>59680808
Tell those niggers to suck your ass.

Also sage, concern shilling about visiting 4chan is a JIDF / CTR / Shareblue kike strategy.

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>>59680808
Why not use your phone as a hotspot and connect your laptop? You can even name the network "fuck you (name of shitty coworker)" to piss them off. Or just phonepost using Clover. Or just do actual work.

>>59680808
>Things that never happened
Back to the oven.

>Be black
>Wear Trump shirt to work
>Asked by supervisor to leave early for the day
yay?

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>>59680808
Can somebody bogpill me on why modern companies have an entire department dedicated to firing the people they spent all that time/money hiring?

>>59683444
Because thick glasses and neon hair.

>>59683435
I have a Trump necktie. It's great. Looks like a plain tie, turn it over and there's a ton of gold fabric and his name in big fancy script.

>>59683444
HR isn't really there to fire, it's more there to make sure you're not engaging in any activities that might reflect badly on the company and browsing a board like /pol/ will definitely reflect badly on a company if people know you're browsing it.

tfw under probation because I didn't reach my Intel advertisement quota in /g/

>>59680808
I do this all the time from my work's guest network. How would they know it was you phone?

>>59681228
a startup

>>59681266
literally luck its ok

>>59683308
>or just do actual work
>at work
lol

>>59680808
Use a VPN retard

>>59681083
This

>>59680808
Were you on Wi-Fi or cellular? They shouldn't be able to see what you do if you use your data plan. I disable Wi-Fi at work.

>>59681000
>Alex Jones
>post about saving the white race
>B L A C K E D with an NSFW photo
You call that shit news?!!

>>59680808
>working on saturday
nigger

>>59685354
>You call that shit news?!!
> FOX """news"""
You call that shit news?!

>>59685377
Its Thursday here in Australia.

>>59686578
It's Sunday in Australia you retarded fuck.

>>59685934
> CNN """news"""
You call that shit news?!

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>>59680808
>browse /pol/ all day at work
>get call on office phone
>"Hi this is IT, we're calling because of your wifi usage"
>fuck fuck fuck
>"H-how can I help you?"
>Call was for my coworker
>mfw