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>apply for front-end engineer position in Berlin
>tfw get the job
>first day comes
>literally don't know HTML,CSS or JavaScript
>"Hey Anon, we need a new dashboard for our SaaS product, could you design one on Photoshop and then code it in Angular ?"
>"U-u-gh, yea sure no problemo"
>tfw I don't know what angular is
>decide to get a free dashboard theme with a psd file, fork the source, and change it so I don't fail a code review
>forking took 2 hours
>submit it in 3 days so they don't get suspicious
>"Hey Anon, the investors LOVE the design of the new dashboard, take the day off, you deserve it :)"
>"ugh thanks"
>tfw Its 7 months and they still don't know that the dashboard code was copy-pasted from a free dashboard
>tfw getting paid $80k + $7k in bonuses
How long until they find out ?
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was i having a fever dream or did I see this exact same greentext two days ago?
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This is pasta. Kill yourself.
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>>59667541
They already know. Better prepare your anus.
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>>59667541
Ride the wave bro.
Ride the wave.
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>>59667541
Sources say copy pasta but I haven't seen before.
Good read, would read again.
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>>59667816
Just got done reading it again. Alright I'm prob done with it
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>>59667541
Depending on the license it's probably fine. Depending on where you work most of the time they just care that it werks and don't care as much about how you made it work.
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>>59667541
Pasta or not, it reminds me of my industrial sls machine toolchain dev career.
All I did was forking foss 3d printer tools, adjusting the settings range for laser dot size and rearranging some UI buttons that I personally did not like. Hardware we used basically accepted all the same command sets as hobby 3d printers. Did that for 2 years until the whole project (the hardware engineering part too) was scrapped.
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>>59668272
>>59667541
I think it is legitimate, as long as you are not breaking any licenses. There is no need to reinvent the wheel.
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>>59668317
the pay is scandalous tho. People do real work and get less.
Fuck you OP
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>>59667541
>tfw you dont shout bing hard enough andBalmer fires you
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>>59667541
>think im a normal person
>kind of a smart guy even
>been posting on imageboards and the like for quite a while
>suddenly realize that I've been saving thumbnails in various ways
>a thumbnail from a google image search here
>a thumbnail someone else saved from a search and posted on 4chan there
>didn't even realize that 152x144 wasn't a proper size for frog memes no matter how you look at it
>152x144
>fuck I probably have hundreds if not thousands of images saved
>a big chunk is probably actually thumbnails like this
>ive been posting them
>i must look like an idiot
>fuck
>am i retarded
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>>59668415
Clean history
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>>59668415
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>>59668415
>tfw i do a reverse image for most images that i save to ensure that i'm saving the highest quality
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>>59668342
work smarter not harder
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>>59669824
no, work smarter AND harder
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>>59669865
I think you just made me hard
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>>59667541
Wow, this seems very common. It's not the first time I hear someone with this same exact story.
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>>59668415
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>80k for a front end dev in Berlin
thats the unrealistic part.
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