God has decided to delete this universe and move on to fuck hot

>>59651473
>Haskell
>Martin Shkreil

>>59651473
Java
John Carmack

PHP
Rasmus Lerdorf

>>59651473

>HolyC
>Terry A. Davis

>>59651473
>x86 Assembly
>Chris Sawyer

>German
>Hitler

>>59651473
>Arnold C
>Arnold Schwarzenegger

>Lisp
>Stallman
obviously

>Rust (fight me)
>my best friend who knows nothing about programming but is great company and supportive so I don't just give up and decide we don't need a universe anyway.

>>59651473
Probably lisp because of it's awesome metaprogramming capabilities which would be critical to creating intelligent life (think of how the brain "reprograms" itself all the time, for a layman's version).

As for who I'd get help from? Von Neumann, Feynman, Turing, etc. Probably Turing most of all.

>MATLAB
>Abraham Lincoln

Html + Css
Alexander McQueen

>english
>a bald Eagle possessed by the ghost of George washington

Am I doing it right

>Fag#
>OP

>>59651531
only good answer here

>>59651655
>faghash
Why the fuck would you make an apple universe?

>god

Perl. Jamie Zawinski.

>>59651697
>doesn't believe in god ironically

>chooses the least bloated language
>with the reason Emacs and GNU shell utilities exist
What a fucking waste.

>>59651473
>Temple OS
>Richard Dawkins

>>59651473
GNU/Universe

>>59651531
2nd this

>>59651473
>swift
>Steve Jobs (rest in peace my sweet prince)

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Malbolge
No one else.
I hate myself.

>PHP
>Karlie Kloss

COMMON LISP
I appoint Pinochet and immediately kill every commie including stallman

>>59651473
C
RMS

>>59651542
"I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride."

>>59651616
C
Dick Ovens

>>59651473
BASIC
Bill Gates

>>59651473
English
Karlie Kloss

>>59651473
C
Jochen Liedtke

Smalltalk
Lain Iwakura

>>59651473
Lisp
John McCarthy

>>59651473
>god

C and assembly
Working with Linus torvalds because it's the only one that get the shit done

>>59651531
>Wanting an autist universe

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>>59651473
>tfw you'll never delete this universe and move on to fuck hot goddesses in other dimensions

>>59651473
1. Crystal
2. Female clone of myself

>>59651473
Rust
Steve Klabnik to beat up right-winged, should I ever create some accidentally

>>59651544
kek. Even got digits.

>>59651473
How god damn fucking autistic do you need to be to even make this thread?

>>59651473
>JavaScript
>Rajesh Pajeet

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>>59651473
Common Lisp
McCarthy

>>59651655
Is fag# available in visual studio?

>Python
>Some hot girl i can fuck because i'll never finish the universe

>>59655147
you have to be at least this autistic to enter /g/

I'll make the logo

>>59651531
Came to post this.

C
Jon Skeet

>>59651473
English
Trump

>>59651473
pentary logic
some random guy from Free/OpenBSD project

>>59660573
>English
>not American

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Perl 5
Larry Wall

>>59651473
PowerPC Assembly
John Carmack

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>>59651473
god does not exist though, but i would pick

Binary written off the top of my almost infinite intellect, no abstractions called "programming language"

Carl Sagan to help me make it elegant

*tips fedora*

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>>59651473
is that pic from new startrek movies radar display or something?

>helper: Bill Gates
>language? unspecified language, closed source
how else are physicists gonna have fun guessing how it works?

also, you wont just get a spirit and leave forever, its going to be:
>Life As Service
you must daily decompose complex matter aglomerations that include mostly cores of 12 protons if you want to keep living,
>no garbage collection
eventually radicals will accumulate in your body and you will die, regardless off continuous daily consumption of carbon-based molecules
>lossy compression
your bodily information storage will degrade over time, due to rotational velocity density of hugeass matter aglomerations, you must keep millions of redundant copies, and even so malware will probably still spontaneously develop

an every now and then i show glimpses of me and bill controlling everything from paradise to select few humans.

>inb4 humans deemed either insane or blessed by peers start reporting visions of "the gates of heaven"

>>59651473
Bogdanese
Bogdanoff Brothers

>>59663745
nice forced meme

chemistry
moot

>>59651531
Bless your soul

>>59651642
Yes

Brainfuck
Rob Pike

>>59651473
>assembly
be more specific faglord
>>59662112
>binary representation of all things in the universe
go sit in the corner

>>59651473

There's a special place reserved in Hell just for you.

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>>59651473
C
Aqua

>>59651500
holy fucking kek this is awesome, not for the hasklel meme but shkreli is the perfect companion

>>59660920
fwiw larry wall is a fucking genius.

>>59651473
Rust
Myself

>>59651473
Javascript
Hillary Clinton.

>>59651542
Sa...Satan?!

C++
Gordon Ramsay

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>C++
>Loli sim dev

>>59662499
8/10

>>59651473
>lisp
>don't need any help, i'll just write a slightly incorrect quine whose degree and nature of incorrectness is pseudorandom, run it in a fork bomb pattern, and wait

>C
> Gary Busey

>>59651473
CSS
Satan

Brainfuck
Urban Müller

Let's see you use your own esoteric language to write an entire universe while I sit back and watch.

>INTERCAL
>a yodelling pickle

C and Assembly
Linus Torvalds

>Assembly
>Donald Knuth

With Assembly I can do whatever I want.
+Knuth: an almost perfect world

>>59665527
>>59665609
>>59651473

>Assembly

You obviously don't even know how a assembler works, stop pretending and go back to your containment board
>>>/v/

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Logo
Terry Pratchett

>>59651473
>1. The language the new universe will be written in
russian
>2. One person to assist you
young angelina jolie because my dick won't suck itself

Visual Basic
Pajeet

Java
Brianna Wu

Because I am an angry and terrible god.

Python
My mum

Holy C
Terry A Davis

>>59651473
If I'm going to be God why would I waste my time on software, I'm going to make some semiconductors with higher hole mobilities.

>>59654454
kek

>>59651516
/thread

>>59651473
Rust
Vitalik Buterin

>>59654105
Is your name Juan Pablo?

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>>59651473
>lua
>Milhouse

>deleted universe
>Chooses me to be successor
What a dick. What the fuck am I going to do with a deleted universe?

>Limbo
>Rob Pike
It would be so unbloated

>>59651786
That's just mean.

Binary
Idk

>>59667599
Binary isn't a language. It's a number system

the lambda calculus
idk my dad

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>>59654096
This

>1. The language the new universe will be written in
GRID

>2. One person to assist you
CLU

"Yeah..."
>like you didn't see that coming

>>59651531
Perfection

>C
>Kawamori so we can make Horizonverse real